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Posted by Conspicuous , 10 April 2012 · 350 views

my fat cousin came and stayed for 2 days
he was a coochie
hes 7 and he was like
i want 2 play temple run

me, my brother and my other cousin were like fudge off u spoilt brat u begged ur parents for an ipod touch and u got one and u broke it. he cried over it and he ran 2 his mum and she forced us 2 let him play

he was like yay and he bragged about his laptop which he brought bcos he wanted to show off. pissed me off so much


all of the 4 bedrooms were full of guests so me and my brother had 2 sleep in the study room on a rug and we got a blanket. i raged at night bcos my mum and aunts were talking until like 3am and then i raged at night cos i was like ITS 4 O'CLOCK AND I CANT SLEEP
my brother laughed in his sleep
he was like haha snore snore

>Put lock on your ipod
>say you forgot code

Apr 10 2012 07:47 PM
if I said that the git would of gone to his mum to try to figure out my lock

Conspicuous, on 10 April 2012 - 07:47 PM, said:

if I said that the git would of gone to his mum to try to figure out my lock
v small chances of guessing a combination like that

Alternatively "lose" the ipod??

im gona mill burray ur mom
Apr 10 2012 11:57 PM
pretend you broke your ipod like he did with his!

im gona mill burray ur mom
Apr 10 2012 11:59 PM
or do this:

be like: hey fat cousin want 2 play temple run
he should say yes

then be like "okay but first u hav to catch my ipod !!!~"
then he should say like "o like how i catch donuts!!"
then u go ye

then you throw ipod touch in air and as he tries and grabs it
punch him in the face

Apr 11 2012 06:19 AM
its ok he's gone now

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Apr 11 2012 06:23 AM
I hate younger cousins ;_;

Apr 11 2012 10:41 AM

O hai im KAMIL, on 11 April 2012 - 06:23 AM, said:

I hate younger cousins ;_;

i feel ur pain
I have no cousins. 8)
I never had that kind of trouble with my younger cousins. Helps that I see them like once every couple of years, but oh well.

Apr 14 2012 07:08 PM
I have around 20 cousins
I see about 17 of them at least once every two months


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