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My Interesting Saturday Night

Posted by Conspicuous , 22 April 2012 · 385 views

Ok I had to go to my fat cousins house cos his dad isnt feeling v well(thats actually an injustice to his real problem but w/e). So that fat git annoyed me enough until we had to go. It was like 11:30pm. I was sleepy. Idk why but that fatty likes to kiss people he knows. Boys/girls w/e. So he locked onto me.

I shizzleted myself and ran to the kitchen where I looked for solace. He was following me. So I thought boom. Drink water to stall for time. So I drank 6 glasses of water. He was still waiting. I dodged him and ran to get my trainers. I put them on at the bottom step of the stairs. He was waiting for me. He tried to hug and kiss me. I was like n0 and dodged him. I ran to the car. That was only the start.

After about 15 mins of driving my brother forgot his school work as he took it cos he needed to finish his h/w. So we had to drive back and get it. My dad was pretty pissed but w/e we trucked on. I realised after about 20 mins into the car journey that I needed to piss. Badly. I didnt tell my dad cos he was mad so i told my brother and he was like pssssssssssssssss and stuff. After driving past cattle grids, sharp bends and funny stuff we had 2 drop my uncle off so I pissed in his house. ya.

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Apr 22 2012 10:52 AM
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I wouldn't want to get kissed by my fat cousin either >.>

Good thing I have no cousins
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