But I Am, I Sware!
Posted by imsleepy, Jul 15 2008, 05:50 AM in lol
This guy on Runescape asked me for my MSN. Sure, I said. He adds me and then proceeds to ask me a bunch of highly personal, somewhat perverted questions right off the bat and without a hint of subtlety. At first I was telling him the truth, but eventually his prodding started to get a bit creepy, so in a typical Sleepy fashion, I decided to mess around with him.
Magic Mike says:
do u have a boyfriend?
Three. says:
nah
Magic Mike says:
why
Three. says:
because i'm straight
Magic Mike says:
but rnt u a girl
Three. says:
if you say so, hun ;D
Less funny disgruntled reaction:
Magic Mike says:
y didnt u say anything a long time ago when i flirted with u!
Magic Mike says:
u flirted back
Three. says:
i flirt with everyone
Magic Mike says:
>.>
Three. says:
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This just in: Agatha Christie originally titled "And Then There Were None" as "10 Little Niggers". Some versions of the book retain the original names of locations such as "swell person Island" -renamed to Indian Island in other versions - and "swell person Cave" -... Indian Cave?. Now I know that the book was originally published in like.. 1940, but the publication history also notes that it retained the title up until 1981 in some places. It makes Anne McCaffrey's really dated views on women and homosexuality seem almost trivial in comparison. Also, the craaazy gambit that Wargrave tried to pull off always struck a funny chord with me. It seemed about as implausible as L's wildly random, yet accurate guesses in Death Note.
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#1 Doddsy, Jul 15 2008, 06:52 AM
It was sexier when I could see him MSN adress
Reavwe, Jul 15 2008, 08:29 AM
I try to convince people that want to add me on msn (from runescape) that Im a lesbian named Wren. That really throw's them off.
Josh, Jul 15 2008, 08:46 AM
QUOTE (Reaver @ Jul 15 2008, 12:29 PM)
I try to convince people that want to add me on msn (from runescape) that Im a lesbian named Wren. That really throw's them off.
Hi Wren.
General Lee, Jul 15 2008, 10:06 AM
sleepy...
Miley Cyrus, Jul 15 2008, 07:36 PM
QUOTE (Reaver @ Jul 15 2008, 06:29 AM)
I try to convince people that want to add me on msn (from runescape) that Im a lesbian named Wren. That really throw's them off.
I've got a picture to prove it.
