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Kraka the Troll ![]() Group: Forum Member Joined: September 3, 2006 Member No.: 20,788 Posts: 2,526 Skin: Sub Black From: GTA, Canada R.S. Name: Umm.... Bill Cosby? R.S. Status: Retired R.S. Clan: CLANS ARE A FAD! |
Come laugh your hearts out at..... Noobs Say The Darnest Things © ®
All jokes are copyrighted for their original creators. Any borrowed jokes must give credit to the creator. Macki has made this thread an underbanner which people can out in their signatures to advertise this thread and bring more jokes! Here is the code which you can put in your signature: CODE [url="http://runescape.salmoneus.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=79687"][IMG]http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r204/Macki60/ub.png[/IMG][/url] I heard this funny noob story from a guy: N=NOOB P=PLAYER n= *talking to alkharid guard* p=*walks up to noob* n= Hey can you help me out? p= Sure, what do you need help with? n= This guard won't let me through the gate.... p= You need to be a friend of Al-Kharid to get in. n= I did just that; I added Al-Kharid to my friends list about 50 times but he still wont let me in!!! EDIT: OK guys i think its time we made a Hall of Fame. I will post the names of the posters who have posted on either a "50'th" post or a Hundredth. Hall of Fame 50'th post-Sam Boyz(Me!) 100'th post-iStalkDrollek 150'th post-400-REAPER-004 200'th post-Melissa 250'th post-Silvertaler 300'th post-Un0 350'th post-Master of Pokemon 400'th post-Greeek Cook 450'th post-Zhuge Liang 500'th post-Anubis 550'th post-Greek Cook 600'th post-Falconsrule9 650'th post-Pigeon Hawk 700'th post-1robin20 750'th post-S comet 800'th post-Stevenbrant 850'th post-Dark Elite 900'th post-Lipinho 950'th post-Kuemper 1000'th post-Silvertaler 1050'th post-Xela King 1100'th post-S comet 1150'th post-Dreak 1200'th post-Sam Boyz(Me!) 1250'th post-Esrom 1300'th post-Dragonmyth 1350'th post-Zhuge Liang 1400'th post-S comet 1450'th post-Pr0sc4mma 1500'th post-Bulimic Pig 1550'th post-Sofee 1600'th post-Prosc4mma 1700'th post-iStalkDrollek 1750'th post-Dreak 1800'th post-WildFire 1850'th post-Copper1101 Gratz to Silvertaler for honoring us with the 1000'th post! Well done , Gregy, Dreak, Silvertaler, S comet, Sam Boyz(Me!), Zhuge Liang, iStalkDrollek and Pr0sc4mma, you are the only persons to come on the Hall of Fame more than once! Well done everybody else for supporting me and this thread and helping us achieve 1000 posts!!! Contributers Hall of Fame (All people who have contributed greatly to this thread will be placed here.) -Macki(for the wonderful underbanner!) -Greek Cook(for the other underbanner!) Hall of Other Famous Posters This place is going to be for people who had a certain post (ex. leet-poster) 1111'th post-Pr0sc4mma 1234'th post-Bear Fah Ker 1337'th post-Irplop 1544'th post-Sir Breaker This post has been edited by Sam Boyz: Jun 23 2007, 04:34 PM |
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¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ Noobs Say The Darnest Things Sep 27 2006, 04:29 PM
kevinptn99 I don't think he really understanded, and he c... Sep 27 2006, 04:32 PM
RaQnaR0ck The only moment when i smile at a noob is when i p... Sep 27 2006, 04:40 PM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ comon guys keep the jokes comin' Sep 27 2006, 07:40 PM
Zammadothix!! Fre stuf ples
No.
Fre stuf ples?
No.
Cmon fre stuf... Sep 27 2006, 07:50 PM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ HERES ONE OF MINE:
noob: *lvl 3 noob standing in ... Sep 27 2006, 07:57 PM
Redalert501 QUOTE(¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ @ Sep 27 2006, 08:57 P... Sep 28 2006, 02:29 PM
RsCrAcK3r QUOTE(¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ @ Sep 27 2006, 08:57 P... Oct 5 2006, 07:06 PM
Zammadothix!! QUOTE(¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ @ Sep 27 2006, 08:57 P... Sep 27 2006, 08:26 PM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ lol i guess it was funny... i didnt notice it at f... Sep 27 2006, 08:52 PM
Kingp34 N:How do u talk to the general store guy?
P:just t... Sep 27 2006, 08:58 PM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ i got another one:
N1=N00B
P=N00B1'S FRIEND
... Sep 27 2006, 09:18 PM
Dmitri Aens Lol. I had this in my Sig for a while, but I was t... Sep 27 2006, 09:39 PM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ whats with that smiley og loc? Sep 27 2006, 10:23 PM
Dmitri Aens QUOTE(¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ @ Sep 27 2006, 10:23 P... Sep 27 2006, 10:28 PM
Patou ¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™, please stop making one word replies.... Sep 27 2006, 10:32 PM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ kk patou i do whatever u say(i know that if i dont... Sep 27 2006, 10:33 PM
DanieŁ RE: Noobs Say The Darnest Things Sep 27 2006, 10:59 PM
mister_deaf look at my sig..my friends are total noobs...no of... Sep 27 2006, 11:27 PM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ i have another one:
n=*in member world*
n=is anyo... Sep 28 2006, 02:00 PM
mooman560 n=noob
ply=player
n=are u rich?
ply=nah i got... Sep 28 2006, 02:09 PM
Zammadothix!! QUOTE(Redalert501 @ Sep 28 2006, 03:29 PM... Sep 28 2006, 02:38 PM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ QUOTENow there is
well, i was reffering to the ba... Sep 28 2006, 02:43 PM
darth blade Noob: can u take me to port sami?
Seriously, peop... Sep 28 2006, 04:47 PM
Dmitri Aens Here's One from Today... those silly Noobs...
... Sep 28 2006, 04:57 PM
Zammadothix!! QUOTE(¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ @ Sep 27 2006, 08:57 P... Sep 28 2006, 05:03 PM
I-Stix™ Ooh, I got one.
C= Cinimon stix
N= noob
I was we... Sep 28 2006, 05:22 PM
metaknight beats kirby N: where did you get that white shield?
P: i got i... Sep 28 2006, 05:50 PM
` ι ë e n Umm.. While im cutting Yews;;
NoOb: Can we be g... Sep 29 2006, 06:54 PM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ QUOTEN: where did you get that white shield?
P: i ... Sep 29 2006, 01:51 PM
Demonader #include <iostream.h>
#include <iomanip.h... Sep 29 2006, 04:37 PM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ QUOTEN: where did you get that white shield?
P: i ... Sep 29 2006, 07:01 PM
Wrath Noob - N
Me - M
N - Hey Stupid, can you help m... Sep 29 2006, 07:04 PM
luckyx777 noobs.dumb.ignorant.
Dumb noob:Can I have ur sword... Sep 29 2006, 07:24 PM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ i got a funny noob joke:
n=noob
m=me
n=*comes up... Sep 30 2006, 01:24 PM
Dante Lvl 83 kept yelling wanting my pass.Hes banned if ... Sep 30 2006, 07:07 PM
Oblivion Just one from yesterday.
PLayer1: Sellin gold bar... Sep 30 2006, 07:13 PM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ did u report the lvl 83 in ur joke dante?
i have a... Sep 30 2006, 07:13 PM
Dante QUOTE(¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ @ Sep 30 2006, 08:13 P... Sep 30 2006, 07:20 PM
Dmitri Aens OMG... I why does this stuff happen to me...
DA =... Sep 30 2006, 07:35 PM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ QUOTE(Dmitri Aens @ Sep 30 2006, 08:35 PM... Sep 30 2006, 07:36 PM
Cool A Lvl 3 noob wantd to note his money Sep 30 2006, 07:42 PM
Dmitri Aens QUOTE(¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ @ Sep 30 2006, 07:36 P... Sep 30 2006, 07:43 PM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ ohhh he wanted to "note" his money lol n... Sep 30 2006, 07:47 PM
metalhawk Me=BRPC Noob=NB
NB: Can I buy some training arro... Sep 30 2006, 08:07 PM
Not Red Rooster n- Notredroster?
me - Yes?
n- Could you help me wi... Sep 30 2006, 08:19 PM
Emanick1 Okay, this is a long one, but funny all the way ... Oct 1 2006, 05:30 AM
Desmond Its sooo funny when noobs say that their mains are... Oct 1 2006, 07:51 AM
kiko wow!!!!!!i got up three lv... Oct 1 2006, 07:59 AM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ n=noob
pl=player
n=hey u gimme ur pass
pl=why?
n... Oct 1 2006, 11:47 AM
Yin N = Plz pepol give me a b sale!
Me - *keeps on... Oct 1 2006, 04:58 PM
kuemper These are funny to me, but I am old...
In Varroc... Oct 1 2006, 05:59 PM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ i have another
n=*comes up to me*
n= hey where d... Oct 2 2006, 02:18 PM
bob the pker lvl 75 noobs who call pure noobs because there low... Oct 2 2006, 05:40 PM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ i got another one:
i once saw a noob trying to ta... Oct 2 2006, 06:46 PM
kuemper ^Where have I seen that before? It was funny the f... Oct 2 2006, 09:15 PM
luckyx777 Noob:hey can i have shield i can wear rune armor p... Oct 3 2006, 11:49 AM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ QUOTE(kuemper @ Oct 2 2006, 10:15 PM) ^Wh... Oct 3 2006, 01:55 PM
kiroshiba It just happen to me 15min ago a noob asking for 5... Oct 3 2006, 07:06 PM
Blazer1332 N=need free sharks plz, my char needs to grow... Oct 3 2006, 07:09 PM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ QUOTE(kiroshiba @ Oct 3 2006, 08:06 PM) I... Oct 3 2006, 07:20 PM
firestorm QUOTE(¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ @ Oct 3 2006, 08:20 PM... Oct 4 2006, 08:42 PM
Lord Silver This is in Karamja:
P= PLayer S= me
P1: Yay i ca... Oct 4 2006, 09:27 AM
luckyx777 rofl nice one lord silver Oct 4 2006, 09:33 AM
vausey i wont call this guy a noob as he had only just be... Oct 4 2006, 09:39 AM
k0m0rnick [some time ago]
me: buyin ess
noob: [trades me]
... Oct 4 2006, 09:49 AM
teen4god1 noob=my freind at school
n-can u meet me in lumby... Oct 4 2006, 10:11 AM
Princess Sjd I don't like the word noob, but i'll use i... Oct 4 2006, 11:08 AM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ QUOTE(Princess Sjd @ Oct 4 2006, 12:08 PM... Oct 4 2006, 02:02 PM
Princess Sjd QUOTE(¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ @ Oct 4 2006, 08:02 PM... Oct 4 2006, 02:05 PM
Lord Silver Noob = stupid new player
Newbie = new player
A no... Oct 4 2006, 02:15 PM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ QUOTE(Lord Silver @ Oct 4 2006, 03:15 PM)... Oct 4 2006, 02:43 PM
kiroshiba QUOTE(¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ @ Oct 3 2006, 06... Oct 4 2006, 02:51 PM
Bub5000 NEWBIE: Why does everyone have saradomin kites now... Oct 4 2006, 09:41 PM
ZAMMY RULER m=me
n=noob
m:buying regular logs
n:y?
m:so i can ... Oct 4 2006, 11:42 PM
MyuusMeow This isn't a conversation, but the first 20 pe... Oct 4 2006, 11:51 PM
Superfly Once i was pking on my pure in low lvl varrock and... Oct 5 2006, 01:47 AM
Gunnamorka I went up to a level 3 and he said
'Am I a noo... Oct 5 2006, 05:28 AM
Lord Silver NICE ONE ZAMMY RULER RROOFFLL!!!! ... Oct 5 2006, 05:30 AM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ QUOTES=me N=Noob
N: Sellin full studded (g) 1 mil... Oct 5 2006, 02:01 PM
da_shredda0 lol guys u r so funny heres mine (heard it somewhe... Oct 5 2006, 02:10 PM
headwid N=noob
ME=headwid
i was wearing full h.a.m robes
... Oct 5 2006, 02:19 PM
opeious I was walking around Varrock in Rune (G) when this... Oct 5 2006, 02:28 PM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ QUOTE(opeious @ Oct 5 2006, 03:28 PM) I w... Oct 5 2006, 02:43 PM
opeious QUOTE(¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ @ Oct 5 2006, 02:43 PM... Oct 5 2006, 04:17 PM
Dingaling Ok I got's One
N=Noob
D=Me
N-*walks up to me... Oct 5 2006, 07:20 PM
Camo QUOTE(Dingaling @ Oct 5 2006, 08:20 PM) O... Oct 5 2006, 07:46 PM
RaQnaR0ck QUOTE(Dingaling @ Oct 6 2006, 02:20 AM) O... Oct 6 2006, 03:59 PM
♪♦REAPER♦ϗ You were item scamming in that one and the way peo... Oct 5 2006, 07:49 PM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ QUOTE(RsCrAcK3r @ Oct 5 2006, 08:06 PM) Q... Oct 5 2006, 08:17 PM
dudedude7272 heres one:
pro:lets go wildy and kik some butts
n... Oct 6 2006, 10:26 AM
Lord Silver QUOTE(Camo @ Oct 6 2006, 02:46 AM) QUOTE(... Oct 6 2006, 10:36 AM
whiskas88 lol so funny
ooooh my fisrt post within ages Oct 6 2006, 11:49 AM
Lord Silver I have an idea, lets rate jokes too, i think it wo... Oct 6 2006, 12:42 PM
whiskas88 i rate all the jokes 10000000000000000000000000000... Oct 6 2006, 12:49 PM
luckyx777 i'm gonna try using Alt+F4 on an annoying n00b... Oct 6 2006, 01:14 PM
King Of Monra I supose I'll sp... Post here too.
Weird pe... Oct 6 2006, 01:20 PM
¿§ÄM ߨÿZ?®™ n=noob
zez=zezima
n=*walks up to zezima*
n=hey ze... Oct 6 2006, 02:23 PM
Lord Silver lol this is my latest joke
S= me N = noobs
*Fishi... Oct 6 2006, 02:30 PM
Đ-Generation X™ Here's one
QUOTE*The noob is standing next to ... Oct 6 2006, 03:10 PM![]() ![]() |
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