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Sam Boyz
post Sep 27 2006, 04:29 PM
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I heard this funny noob story from a guy:

N=NOOB
P=PLAYER


n= *talking to alkharid guard*
p=*walks up to noob*
n= Hey can you help me out?
p= Sure, what do you need help with?
n= This guard won't let me through the gate....
p= You need to be a friend of Al-Kharid to get in.
n= I did just that; I added Al-Kharid to my friends list about 50 times but he still wont let me in!!! cry.gif

EDIT:
OK guys i think its time we made a Hall of Fame.
I will post the names of the posters who have posted on either a "50'th" post or a Hundredth.


Hall of Fame

50'th post-Sam Boyz(Me!)
100'th post-iStalkDrollek
150'th post-400-REAPER-004
200'th post-Melissa
250'th post-Silvertaler
300'th post-Un0
350'th post-Master of Pokemon
400'th post-Greeek Cook
450'th post-Zhuge Liang
500'th post-Anubis
550'th post-Greek Cook
600'th post-Falconsrule9
650'th post-Pigeon Hawk
700'th post-1robin20
750'th post-S comet
800'th post-Stevenbrant
850'th post-Dark Elite
900'th post-Lipinho
950'th post-Kuemper
1000'th post-Silvertaler
1050'th post-Xela King
1100'th post-S comet
1150'th post-Dreak
1200'th post-Sam Boyz(Me!)
1250'th post-Esrom
1300'th post-Dragonmyth
1350'th post-Zhuge Liang
1400'th post-S comet
1450'th post-Pr0sc4mma
1500'th post-Bulimic Pig
1550'th post-Sofee
1600'th post-Prosc4mma
1700'th post-iStalkDrollek
1750'th post-Dreak
1800'th post-WildFire
1850'th post-Copper1101



Gratz to Silvertaler for honoring us with the 1000'th post!
Well done , Gregy, Dreak, Silvertaler, S comet, Sam Boyz(Me!), Zhuge Liang, iStalkDrollek and Pr0sc4mma, you are the only persons to come on the Hall of Fame more than once!



Well done everybody else for supporting me and this thread and helping us achieve 1000 posts!!!


Contributers Hall of Fame
(All people who have contributed greatly to this thread will be placed here.)
-Macki(for the wonderful underbanner!)
-Greek Cook(for the other underbanner!)




Hall of Other Famous Posters

This place is going to be for people who had a certain post (ex. leet-poster)
1111'th post-Pr0sc4mma
1234'th post-Bear Fah Ker
1337'th post-Irplop
1544'th post-Sir Breaker


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