As you may have guessed from the name, this game has to do with dying on RuneScape. The fun of it is to make the funniest possible RuneScape death you can.

An example of a death i have seen is:
You buy the "Rare Black Lobster" for 1mill...you eat the "Rare Black Lobster".
Oh dear you are dead.

Enjoy

I removed the scoreboard because i couldn't be bothered maintaning it. If anyone else wants to make one please feel free.

W00T 100 replies!
Now 150! Best topic I ever had =)

You chop down xp tree *sparks* congratulations your woodcutting level is 99-Muhahahaha*branch hit's you*

Oh dear you are dead.


Woot first post of a cool topic.

woot i got told my topic was cool

"Good Job! You have killed "Yourself1337."
Oh Dear, You Are Dead!"

Welcome to Runescape
Trading in the wilderness is dangerous, you could get killed!
You try to eat the lobster, it heals... nothing!
You just realised your annorexic.
Trading in the wilderness is dangerous, you could get killed!
Oh Dear, You are Dead!

-Lupin

You get poked by me!
pokes back
I poke again
pokes back again!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!! I am dead

you drink anti posion
oh dear you are dead

You call a lvl 126 an "ubernooberschnitzel"
Oh dear, you ARE dead!

You get the Frogspawn random event and you call the Frog Princess an ugly toady (something that's EXTREMELY offense to say say to a frog, as everyone knows). The Frog Princess screams, "You shall pay for you insolence fool! Guards attack!" Her attendants then begin casting powerful Frog Magiks on you (yes Frog Magiks are VERY powerful). You turn on Protect from Magic but they cast Prayer Slurp on you and your prayer points are drained. You try to attack them with melee but then they cast Swamp Barrage and you can't move! You try to tele away---Too late! They cast Tele Bog on you (the equivalent of Tele Block in Frog Magiks). You last about ten more seconds and then oh dear you are dead.

You were no match for yourself
Oh dear, you ar dead

You are attempting to jump over the Wilderness ditch.
Your pant leggings get caught onto a twig.
You trip and fall on your face.
Oh dear, you are dead!

you attack a chicken. The chicken hits you with a 99. Oh dear you are dead.

I attack Entrillity. He attacks me back. I smack him with a rubber chicken. He dies.

You go up to a baby Ket-Zek. Oh, look, there's mom!
Oh dear, you are dead!

Welcome to runescape.
You see the KBD and try to sneak up on it.
Unfortunately, a noob followed you and shouts out your name.
Oh dear, you are dead.

Welcome to Runescape.

Barr N00b Sneaks up, and stabs me with his DDP

Oh dear, you are dead.

~ Sin

Welcome to runescape.
You accidentaly burn Godzilla.
OMG!GODZILLA!
Oh dear, you are dead.

Welcome to RuneScape.
You start attacking the Ring of Recoil on your finger.
Oh dear, you are dead.

welcome to runescape
chuck norris wishes to trade with you
waiting for other player...
declined trade
chuck norris: its worth 48763983mil OMG NEWB!!!!
coolguy178: Chill man i didnt no!
chuck norris: im getting rid of you!
coolguy178:with that pickaxe handle?
coolguy178:but we are not in wildy and that only hits 3's for lvl 126's anyway
chuck norris:not with my strength lvl of 111798794er19milllion!!
coolguy178:but we're not in wildy
chuck norris: rofl!! i dont pk in wildy! idiot
coolguy178:holy *******!!!!! you hit a 4938579328!!!!!!with a **************in stick!!!!
oh dear you are dead

You have trouble lifting your sword above your head...
Oh dear, you are dead!

chuck norris is old...

you get hit by a flying turky. Oh dear you are dead

I shoved my foot down your throat. Oh dear, you are dead.

Welcome to RuneScape
Oh Dear You Are Dead

someone lvl 129 hit's you with a rubber chicken too hard, "Oh Dear Your Are Dead"!!!!

welcome to runescape
you take one look at the ugliest player ever (the starter of this topic to be precise)
oh dear you are dead

You ring 911.. The plolice say no chinsese men!!!

Oh dear you are dead...

~Target

You just got beaten over the head by an angry guitarist

Oh dear, you are dead

You begin to attack a trampoline.
Your sword bounces back and hits you in the face.
You cannot see any blood, so you go on attacking the trampoline.
Oh dear, you are dead.

You're sword mystically rises above you're head and slices through you're chest.
Oh dear, you are dead!

You fall off a cliff and land in mud. You survive. Your sword comes down too and stabs you, and all your friend drops his arrows and they get stuck in your legs. The poison in your pocket gets smashed and you start to die. Then someone comes and casts crumble undead on you

Oh dear you are dead

you get attack by a cat
oh dear, you are dead

welcome to noobsville
nobody can harm you there level 3 noobs dont worry
a level 3 noob attacks you
oh dear you are dead

another
welcome to runescape
you are now in the allergic zone,if you teleport you will die
evil bob kidnaps you
oh dear you are dead

make a high score boards for this

Unless you are joking please go away off my topic. I didn't make it to get ripped by people.



good idea

Welcome to RuneScape.

You run into a wall.
Oh dear you are dead!
You spawn in front of the wall.
You run into a wall.
Oh dear you are dead!
You spawn in front of the wall.
You run into a wall.
Oh dear you are dead!
You spawn in front of the wall.
You run,and break the wall with your incredible power!
You fall off a cliff.
Oh dear you are dead!

You find 1GP
Oh dear, your dead!

~Target

You kiss a tree
You get an infection but survive
You survive!
Then you get run over by a truck
Cracked a few ribs, you're ok
You survive!
You go to wilderness
You are attacked by Zezima, you have 0hp after one hit
You survive because of a Runescape glitch!
You put on full rune
You fall under the unbelievable weight
You are crushed under the heavy metal
Luckily, you roll away before the helmet falls onto your neck and breaks it
You survive!
You head over to Port Sarim to fight goblins
You pick up a red bead dropped by an imp
You eat the bead...
You choke! Popeyepug098 walks over to give you a Heimlich's Maneuver
You spit it out, the bead flies into Popeyepug098's throat, he drops dead.
You survive!
You walk south
A highwayman attacks you
You have 1hp left...
OMG!!! You do a super duper monkey spin cheese fart attack!
You kill the highwayman!
You survive!
You must wait 10 seconds after combat before logging out.

Logout.

*Restroom break*

Welcome to Runescape.
You randomly drop dead.
Oh dear, you are dead!

Über Rich Guy wants to trade with you.
Examine opponent's offer: "It's a party hat."
Examine your offer: "750,000,000gp"
Accepted trade.
You teleport to Al Kharid.
An drunken dward comes to you from... nothing! Well, he's drunk, how could he know anything?
You are ridicuously ignoring Drunken Dwarf!
He's getting angry!
You get a massive hit from an anger of the Drunken Dwarf!
Oh dear, you are dead!
OH ¤¤¤¤in' dear, you lost your party hat!!!

Come on people, let's not let this thread die!

You trade a cabbage for a warm cup of yogurt and you say WTF??? (Where's the Fridge?), so since you can't find the fridge.

You eat the warm cup of yogurt.

Oh dear, you are dead!

~Zorada

Welcome to Runescape.
You eat a salmon.
Its infected with a rare disease transmitible to humans.
Oh dear, you are dead.

Welcome to Runescape. Dani sees you, and you remember you flamed her thread and made fun of her at her birthday party.
Oh dear you are dead.

Welcome to Runescape...

Salmoneus comes and melees you No effect.
Zezima comes and mages you . No effect.
Another level 126 comes to range you . No effect.

A lvl 3 noob does all 3. Oh, Dear! You are dead!

*logs in*
*walks around*
*grabs a cookie*
Oh dear you are dead

First off, hahah, this is a funny topic!


Welcome to Runescape
You pick up the Party Hat
You put on the Party Hat
The Party Hat slips over your tiny head and gives you a nasty cut on the throat
Oh dear, you are dead!

Welcome to Runescape

You type in "Chuck Norris" wrong on Google.

A message pops up. You expect "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" but you get "Run while you still have the chance"

You disregard it and laugh at it.

*Knock knock*

You open your front door.

Oh dear, you are dead!

You "fight" for Sal's at MSSW2.
In 30 seconds...
Oh dear you are dead! (but you had fun anyways, right?!)

You talk bad about bears
oh dear, you are dead.

Welcome to runescape
You walk
you stop
you talk to camel
It steps on you
oh dear, you are dead.

You start harpooning.
You catch a shark.
Congragulations,your fishing level is now 99.
You eat the uncooked shark.
The shark starts to bite you from the inside.
You start to bleed.
Oh dear, you are dead

"i made my first million!!!!"
securtiy guard comes
"no Million for noob!"
Oh dear you are dead