The Forum Staff

Ever wonder about the people who keep the order on this forum? Well, here's a bit of information about all of us.

Salmoneus

Name: Rick
Age: 22
Location: Massachusetts
My Appearance: Dark brown hair that's almost always messy, brown eyes, about 6' or so.
I Like: Cheese sandwiches, hot chocolate, Doritos and other various crunchy snacks, driving really fast, metal and rock music, the sun on a cool autumn day, a cool breeze on a summer day, RuneScape, working on this website and forum.
I Dislike: Midterm and Final exams, cold and rainy days, black ice (the kind you can't see), brussel sprouts and black-eyed peas.
Other Comments: My favorite smiley is the Santa smiley. I'm currently in college, majoring in Computer Science and things are going fairly well.

Jamster

Name: Jamster
Age: 15
Location: England
My Appearance: Seldom.
I Like: Pink Floyd, Genesis, Supertramp, The Who, Queen, The Doors, Meatloaf, Sal's, School.
I dislike: Whiners, Limpets, Suck-ups. (No, these aren't band names )
Other Comments: This should be more witty, shouldn't it?

Neo Avatars

Name:
Age: 17
Location: England
My Appearance: Vaguely like a human
I Like: Power and Symphonic Metal, RuneScape, Food, Maths , Writing, Disaster Programmes, Cookies
I Dislike: Rap, Dogs, Tests, Bad people, when food isn't cooked right, Homework, Christmas decorations that arrive in September
Other Comments: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

Xaria

Name: Just call me "Xaria", I prefer it over my real name.
Age: Old enough to drive, but not old enough to drink.
Location: The "Golden Horseshoe", a region in Ontario, Canada.
My Appearance: Curly dark-brown hair, green eyes, 5"8.
I Like: Webcomics (I'm currently reading over twenty different ones), reading, MMORPGs, forums, Sal's, etc.
I Dislike: Power failures, reality-tv, clichéd phrases, spiders and crowds (damn Enochlophobia).
Other Comments: Hello.

Arianna [Dani]

Name: Daniele W. MacGyver (srsly)
Age: 24 as of 28-2-2009. And since this comes before Patou's info, 1985 rocks.
Location: Levico Terme, Autonomous Province of Trento, Italy.
My Appearance: Dark blonde hair, blue eyes, heavy build, 188 centimetres, the last one was my height.
I Like: I like things I like..especially caffeine...and this forum...and adult videos smuggling drugs bicycling, my cuddly bearess and other things, like football, computer games, chemistry, IRC, and good-natured humour .
I Dislike: I dislike suckups, hypocrites, self-righteous people, arrogancy, and girls who don't give me their telephone number.
Other Comments: Support your right to arm bears. Please?

Donovan

Name: Cam
Age: 17
Location: The GTA of Ontario (not Grand Theft Auto, but that would be cool).
My appearance: Short brown hair with a human underneath.
I like: Biking, and trying new foods.
I dislike: The usual, keys.
Other comments: I found Carmen Sandiego.

Emanick

Name: Harvey Whittle Scrivernivvel, also known as Emanick
Age: 59. Online, I pretend to be 16!
Location: Massachusetts, land of the free and home of the slave.
My Appearance: 217cm, long bristly black beard and leg hair, towering molars, long brown robe and high heels. My alter ego, Emanick the 16-year-old, is 6'2", fairly slim, with dark brown hair and lightish skin. Frequently wears a sombrero, and I'm not even kidding there.
I Like: God, freedom, good causes, RuneScape, reading a good book, youth group, Sal's, meat, power abuse, history, and certain awesome people.
I Dislike: Angry people, being angry, eggs, poultry, intelligent people who use their smarts to cause grief to others, terrible books, learning foreign languages, human weaknesses, and lack of sleep.
Other Comments: I like being friends with people! Hi there!

Finisterra

Name: Carlos
Age: 14
Location: Mexico
My Appearance: 1.8m, short black hair, black eyes.
I Like: 24 , The Godfather, Reading, Spanish metal, Iron Maiden, Sal's CC, math.
I Dislike: Bad teachers.
Other Comments: I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

Hawk

Name: Jon
Age: 16
Location: USA
My Appearance: 6 feet tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, slight freckles
I Like: Xbox Live, COD4, Web Design, Guitar, Blue Mountain Dew, Fruit, and Soccer.
I Dislike: Being bored.
Other Comments: I love fun.

lilshu

Name: lilshu D:
Age: 19
Location:
My Appearance: Invisible
I Like:
I Dislike:
Other Comments:

Sparhawke

Name: Phil
Age: 31
Location: Pennines of England
My Appearance: 6"5, Slim to lean build, Long stick like legs and arms that windmill in every compass directions whenever I walk or run anywhere.
I Like: Reading, Daydreaming, Profiling, Being exceptional at what I do
I Dislike: Battologists, you know, people that repeat themselves, irritates me, really does...I dont like battologists, most annoying thing in the world, dont you agree that when someone repeats endlessly the same thing it gets iritating and you would like to shove a concrete mixer in their mouth? I say, I dislike battologists!!! Didnt you hear??!
Other Comments: I talk to dead people (I can also make money from cake)

123Man

Name: Around these parts, I'm known as 123man.
Age: 30
Location: Wisconsin
My Appearance: Tallish, slenderish, blondish hair
I Like: pasta, the color green, all four seaons, chorus-less songs, logic, breakfast cereal, shirts and pants that fit just right, reading, writing, arithmetic, strawberry milk, etc.
I Dislike: needing to sleep, show offs, anyone who's name rhymes with "Bameron" , astrology, denied ignorance, etc.
Previous title: Forum Moderator

Aratreak

Name: Mehar
Age: Does it matter??
Location: Used to live next to zim and 123man =P ...now I live next to Dana
My Appearance: ?Tall, kinda dark.. dunno about handsome
I Like: You!!! and cookies and slams and RS and hugz and .. (the list goes on and on and on -;- ) lol
I Dislike: Hypocrites, people who preach but don't practice it, and lastly people who preach what they don't understand.
Other comments:
Previous title: Forum Moderator

Backstrom

Name: Sherwin
Age: Mature
Location: Seattle, WA
My Appearance: Round 6', black hair, black eyes
I Like: Music, drum corps, politics, urbanity, going to church, photography, the Arts, physics, economics, Vietnamese food, In-n-Out burgers, etc.
I Dislike: Criminals, trolls, and gross things.
Other Comments: I am currently RS retired, have like 15 mil worth of crap on my account. No, you can't have it.
Previous title: Forum Moderator

Cameron

Name: Take a risk and guess.
Location: Los Angeles, California.
My Appearance: Short stature, dark brown hair that hasn't got a haircut in a long time, black eyes.
I Like: Bartok's "Six Roumanian Folk Dances" (even though the last few are far better than the first), Schubert's second Impromptu (E flat major).
I Dislike: Folks whose names rhyme with "123Ban."
Other Comments: Impy may or may not be my son.
Previous title: Forum Admin

Chris

Name: Chris
Age: 21
Location: Canada, New Brunswick
My Appearance: http://img496.imageshack.us/img496/1490/chris8rx.png
I Like: Video Games, Food, My Dog, Moderating this Community.
I Dislike: Rule Breakers, Annoying People, and most of all... Holly (My Step-Sister)
Other Comments: Pi...
Previous title: Forum Moderator

Common Sense

Name: Common Sense.
Age: Old enough.
Location: Here and there.
My Appearance: I look wonderful, thank you.
I Like: My life.
I Dislike: Ambiguity.
Other Comments: I retired from RuneScape in December 2006.
Previous title: Forum Admin

Cranko

Name: Billy
Age: 17
Location: New York
My Appearance: dirty blonde hair, average weight, bout 5'7
I Like: comedy, and everything funny
I Dislike: boring serious things, and lightbulbs
Other comments: toilet hugger
Previous title: Forum Moderator

Dark Light A

Name: His Great Magnificent Excellent Highness.
Age: I cannot die, therefore, I see little need to remember my own age.
Location: At a store near you!
My Appearance: Person-like. Two arms, hands, legs, feet, eyes. You know, all that good stuff.
I Like: Things I dislike.
I Dislike: Things I like.
Other Comments: Gone fishing for power pop. (PM me if you got that.) Oh, and contrary to what he says, I do in fact beat Patou.
Previous title: Forum Moderator

Egghebrecht

Name: Not Egghebrecht
Age: 27
Location: Belgium (yeah that small country which always is arguing with itself)
My Appearance: Tall, beard, male etc
I Like: Chocolate, Beer
I Dislike: Omg jag3x R ru1n3d l3ts r10t!!SHIFT88!!!!8!!!
Other Comments: Will kill for food
Previous title: Forum Moderator

Evin290

Name: Evan
Age: 18
Location: New York, United States
My Appearance: Curly-haired, blue-eyed, clean teeth.
I Like: Lots of stuff, including kitty cats, fine wine, showering, Calculus and love
I Dislike: Misspelling, general badness and nasties.
Other Comments: furrrr
Previous title: Forum Moderator

Gardner

Name: Drew
Age: 21
Location: Massachusetts
My Appearance: 5'9" 130lbs. light brown hair, brown eyes
I Like: basketball, soccer, Playstation, hanging out with my friends, sleeping.
I Dislike:I hate attention whores, and greenzaps! People in general. I think the worst feeling in the world is losing. No matter what you lose in, it always makes me feel terrible.
Other Comments: Cam and I share a birthday.
Previous title: Forum Moderator

Gutterspeak

Name: Jake
Age: 19
Location: Maryland
My Appearance: Dark brown hair, Blue/Green/Grey eyes (they change), slightly less than 6 feet tall, Very thin (i'm about 114 Lbs, which is quite underweight).
I Like: You, hot stuff. oh and the obligatory response: your mom.
I Dislike: Many of the people on the forums, we could play a guessing game, PM me some names and i'll let you know (just kidding, even if i hated someone i wouldn't tell the entire forum, only my good friends).
Other Comments: I don't play RS anymore, you can reach me on World of Warcraft if you really need to. But PM's work better, i try to respond to all that i receive (i probably miss 1% of all PM's i get out of laziness and forgetfulness). PM me to talk about WoW, or if you'd like my information in the game (server, name, etc).
Previous title: Forum Moderator

Huzzamaster

Name: Colin
Age: 101
Location: Maryland
My Appearance: Small
I Like: Fatlard foods! Wars! Conquest! Randomness! Holiness!
I Dislike: Fried entrails, they're better grilled. Oh, and commies!
Previous title: Forum Moderator

Impy

Name: If I told you I would also have to kill you.
Age: Old
Location: US of A
My Appearance: Brownish-blonde hair, blue eyes
I Like: RuneScape, MMO's, Football, Green Day (sorry Sketch ), peanut butter
I Dislike: Spammers, show-offs, and pop music
Other Comments: I started playing rs back in November of 2004, I joined Sal's Realm a week later, its been a doozie of a roller coaster ever since.
Previous title: Forum Moderator

Jakeee

Name: Jake
Age: 18
Location: California land of the many beach woman
I like: Video games, football, friends, sleeping, eating, drinking soda, many others don't care about the rest.
I dislike: Preps, emos, Greenday, linkin park, white people who act like they are in gangs more but too bored to post.
Previous Title: Forum Admin

Kittenblob

Name: Just call me Kittenblob.
Age: 15.
Location: The U.S. Unfortunately
My appearance: Short, with medium length brown hair and blue eyes. Despite what my name implies, I'm very skinny.
I like: Cats, squishy pillows, books, country music, peanut butter cup ice cream, swimming, animals, the environment.
I dislike: Death, pain, sad stuff, fur coats, spiders, when it's too cold, and also a whole bunch of stuff on political issues that will take hours to name Also when people twist my words! (ice cream cones?)
Other comments: Kittens pwn you, kay?
Previous title: Forum Moderator

man

Name: Flummoxer
Age:
Location:
My Appearance: Gud lookin, 6' 1", 165 lb of muscel!11
I Like: Jesus and America!
I Dislike: Terrorist
Other Comments: ye
Previous title: Forum Moderator

Master Neverdead

Name: Matthew A. Weeden (that's right...M.A.W.)
Age: 21
Location: Vicenza, Italy
I Like: My wife, Angela, Writing, Coca-Cola and Jack DAniels, Burgers that are bigger then me, my family, Anime, Steak, Computers, and my Sals Family
I Dislike: My lil brother, writers that fake it, whiners, spammers, and burgers that I can eat in four bites or less...
Other Comments: Stay true to yourself and never let go of your beliefs. Remain steadfast and people will at least respect you for being faithful to yourself. That is the philosophy that I live by.
Previous Title: Forum Admin

Meen

Name: Tom
Age: 17
Location: Merry old England.
My Appearance: Tall. Dark, medium length and messy hair. My eye color changes...seriously. Usually I am told they're either grey, green or blue. Probably somewhere in between.
I Like: You. My friends, music, skiing/snowboarding, the internets (serious business), writing, drinks with good company and ramen (tasty stuff). Also noteworthy is my beloved, Emma And, naturally, Sal's (glorious, almighty, utopian etc etc) Realm of RuneScape! Yargh!
I Dislike: You. Television, hypocrites, cannibals (darn those guys)
Other Comments: Occasionally.
Previous title: Forum Moderator

Newperson

Name: Jared
Age: 21
Location: Alberta (Canada)
My Appearance: Brown hair, hazel eyes
I Like: Motorbike, mountain biking, Scuba Diving, games, skiing, friends
I Dislike: Know it alls, people that try and rip you off
Previous title: Forum Moderator

Patou

Name: Patrick
Age: 23. 1986 is the best year *stares at Dani* . Patou hugs Dani.
Location: Either at home or at university ....... Quebec, Canada. <------- Best country in the world. No war there.
My Appearance: 5'7" (170 centimeters), blonde hair, blue eyes, 135 pounds .
I Like: This forum, soccer (football for you, fanatics), RuneScape, Physic, #novus.
I Dislike: Lack of sleep, finals, when you finish school...but need to work during summer, when Diss stops me from playing RuneScape , people unable to express an opinion without flaming, narrow minded people, my english level.
Other Comments: I beat DLA as well ... Oh, Dani and Jan rock.
Previous title: Forum Moderator

Pluvialis Aquila

Name: Kyle
Age: 22
Location: Chicago
My Appearance: Short brown hair, blue eyes, slim, athletic, not very tall.
I Like: Music, playing sports, video games, movies, thinking games, intelligent conversation, debate, technology, scenery, evening/night, rain, serenity.
I Dislike: Stupidity, dishonesty, superficiality, stubbornness, prejudgment, bragging, over-exaggeration, attention-seeking, self-righteousness.
Other Comments: I pretty much want life to be happy and fulfilling for everyone, because we only get to do this once.
Previous title: Forum Admin

Rezolution_X

Name: Just call me Rezzy, Rezda, Rezzo, Rez. Actually, scrap that, just say "Hey you there! You with the green!"
Age: 21 (Muhaha!)
Location: 3Dimensional Plane (There are actually 12 dimensions, but only 3 operate on this level of the "Brain World" theory)! Milkey Way! Solar System! Terra (The correct name for "Earth")! Australia! Victoria!
My Appearance: Lanky (6"3 or 190+cm) Sunbleached brown hair, Bright blue eyes, athletic build (As opposed to chubby or muscle-head) I wear custom made shoes, because my feet are too big to buy normal ones, and I don't really care about fashion, so I wear what I think goes with the occasion.
I Like: Hanging out with friends, Skating, Drawing Manga, Running
I Dislike: Narbs, Spammers and Ebils!
Other Comments: Eccentric freaks have more fun.
Previous title: Forum Moderator

SlashingUK

Name: Slashing
Age: 39
Location: UK
My Appearance: Half-oriental, Half-caucasian male
I Like: All sorts of things
I Dislike: Not much
Other Comments: What is this "Runescape" of which you speak?
Previous Title: Forum Admin

Snowzak

Name: Zach
Age: 18
Location: Paris, France
My Appearance: Brown Semi-Long Hair, 170 Centimeters, brown eyes, a beret on my head, a baguette in my bag.
I Like: Cheese, pasta, that feeling in your stomach before the plain takes off.
I Dislike: That feeling in your stomach when you've eaten too much pasta and the plain takes off.
Previous title: Global Moderator

Steve

Name: Take a risk and guess.
Age: 15
Location: Massachusetts
My Appearance: Awesome.
I Like: Twisting Kitten's words, TV, meat, steak, Pippi, Stephen Colbert.
I Dislike: Sal.
Other Comments: Pippi pwns you, kay?
Previous title: Forum Moderator

Titan Tyrant

Name: ( Not an English name so why bother )
Age: 19
Location: Singapore
My Appearance: Black Hair, Brown eyes, you know a typical asian guy
( Im also the shortest guy in my class mind you! )
I Like: Games, Chess, Swimming, Soccer
I Dislike: Scammers, Hackers, N00B$, Liars
Previous title: Forum Moderator

Toungy

Name: Lucien
Age: 16
Location: The Netherlands, Earth
My Appearance: Long dark blond hair, baggy clothes, wearing a beanie hat/classy top hat, roughly 1.8 meters tall.
I Like: Artwork, photography, technology, programming, writing/listening to music, playing various instruments, having plain simple fun with friends and tigers.
I Dislike: People who annoy me and bad music, that's about it.
Other Comments: I wish I could draw + sing too.
Previous title: Forum Moderator

Twin4819

Name: Nick
Age: 19
Location: Arkansas, USA
My appearance: 6ft., Average weight, long brown hair.
I Like: Football, Baseball, RuneScape, and Slams.
I Dislike: Beggars, people who talk CONSTANTLY, and people who dislike Slams.
Other comments: Hope you like it here at Slams!
Previous Title: Forum Moderator

Un0

Name: That's for me to know, and not for you to find out.
Age: Guess
Location: Asia
My Appearance: Black brown hair and dark brown eyes that are close to black.
I Like: Dark chocolate, spending time with friends, GFX, photography, music ( )
I Dislike: Strangers who act as though they're great friends of yours. Hypocrites. Oh and the coldness you feel when you step out of a hot shower...
Other Comments: Guess my gender?
Previous title: Forum Moderator

Unibrowman

Name: Anthony Werner
Age: 18
Location: Pm me about it;)
My Appearance: I'm about 5'7" with strawberry blonde hair.
I Like: People who realize that we live in an F'ed up world and that the only way to solve our problems is through discussion. Not through throwing waves of innocent people at each other to prove which side is more powerful.
I Dislike: People who flame, spam, hack, create viruses, or do anything that's detrimental to this forum.
Other Comments: Q
Previous title: Forum Moderator

Warlockdanny

Name: Danny
Age: 22
Location: The Netherlands
My Appearance: Wacko drunken dutch guy, see pic for details
I Like: Games and loads more
I Dislike: People that are negative
Other Comments: A
Previous title: Forum Moderator

Yuanrang

Name: Jan
Age: 21, long live the '87s.
Location: Norway, 30 minutes from Hell. (By car that is. )
My Appearance: 195 CM tall, dark, brown hair and clover green eyes.
I Like: Reading, debating, writing (), politics, #Novus, Music (mainly Classic and Metal), tormenting my friends, games, spending time on this community and quite a lot of other things.
I Dislike: That humans have to sleep, violation of rules, hypocrites and quite a few other things.
Other Comments: I beat DLA...
Previous title: Forum Moderator

Zimmy

Name: Erm, well, if I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Age: 17
Location: Wisconsin! Go cheese heads!
My Appearance: Brown hair, blue eyes, not sure about height.
I Like: Ice cream, pumpkin pie, classic roc and um... sals! ^-^
I Dislike: Green day, Limp Biskit, Linkin park, and all other poser bands.
Previous title: Forum Moderator

*Retired Moderators have no powers on this forum, although they do have a few privileges such as being able to view and post in the Moderator and DM forums. Mainly, their title is an honorary thing to thank them for all the hard work they did to make this forum a better place for everyone.