I wish to be on the paper because: I love telling jokes and, making people laugh. It makes me feel good.

My desired position is: Riddles and jokes.

Any experience in this area? When I was five I was always reading books especially joke books. I found out what they meant and, found the funny side of them now I like reading jokes hearing jokes and making up jokes.

My example: One day after Max had been to the toilet, he found he couldn’t stand up! “Mum mum,” he said, “I can’t stand up!” “Oh no!” said max’s mum. “We should take you to the doctor.” After the difficulties of getting Max in the car, they finally got to the doctor. After waiting a while Max and his parents were finally in the doctors room. “I can’t stand up,” said Max. The doctor examined max up and down and then started to chuckle a bit. He looked up at Max and said, “Your T-shirt is stuck in your pants zip!

here are a few riddles,
What has eyes that can not see, a tongue that not taste, and a soal that can not die? A shoe.

what can you hear, but not see, and only speaks when it is spoken to? An echo

Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house in is a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railway track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet? Romeo and Juliet are fish. The rumble of the train knocked the tank off the shelf.

Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it? Time


Another few Jokes:

"Stop!" this is a one way street.
"Well I'm only going one Way!"

There was once a magical slide, when you went down it you just had to say what you wanted and you would land in it.
One man immediately got up onto the slide and rode down it "Silver!!!" he said and the man landed in silver.
The next man saw this and was determined to try; He got on rode down saying "Gold!!" and yes he landed in gold.
A while later another man got up on the slide, the other to men looked up at him, wondering what he was going to wish for. The man smiled at them and pushed himself off down the slide screaming "WEEEEEE!!!"

President Bush is out jogging, and he encounters a man with some puppies. George asks the man what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, "They're Democrat puppies, Mr. President." George thinks that is so great that the next day he brings the first lady to see these puppies for herself. He asks the man to tell Hillary what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, "They're Republican puppies." The president looks puzzled and says, "Yesterday, you told me they were Democrat puppies." The man smiles and says, "Yesterday, they were. But today, they have their eyes open!"

During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope delcined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!


I have much more where that came from, I think.

bye and thanks for, reading this.

I like the Echo Riddle. The Shoe Riddle seems alright.

But I fail to see any humor coming from the Slides and "Standing Up" jokes.

Really? I thought they were pretty funny

Maybe it's because I don't understand the first one. The Slide Joke, I happened to grin. Not laugh. Anyways, this is up to the Riddles, Puzzles, and Jokes section head, not me. If you do get accepted, I'll see you around our sections.

I added another two riddles And another two jokes.

Is there any reason you didn't update the Clinton joke to Bush? It wouldn't exactly have been hard.

Hmm I guess I should, sorry I'm not an American.

I'm sorry for the wait. The jokes seem pretty good, so I'll accept you.