Say hello to your new Distinguished Members!!

So please give a round of applause to Doddsy, Dr Skull, Emanick, Finisterra and Hawk

Congratulations guys! You're all very deserving of the rank.

Congratulations guys.

Saw it coming for them, you guys all deserved it.

Heeey!!
Great for you!!
Well deserved promotions, earned throughly =p

Lols, I totally new it, congrats guise!

We've been studying Totalitarian Dictators in history recently, it's a good thing I've been taking notes.

Oh good, that means we get more post space.

Gratz guys, you really deserved it, Man not even a year and Fini's already rolling the big waves

EDIT:Yayz first page

OMG HAX! @@@@

More places to spam now.

Btw, if you see that your threads in the marketplace have been closed, don't blame me.

Congratulations guys, you are all very fine members and the positions were well deserved

Well deserved guys, lets see ya'll in blue now.

It would be a little more impressive with a picture.

Congrats guys.

Lmao, nice pic.
Already started powerabusing. Topic.

Woo gratz you guys!

You all deserved it.

*Pelts cookies at fini*

You shoulda done what Doom did.

Started a topic in the spam forum saying like "Whoever posts first gets my account"
Then closed

Wow, for once, I expected none of these.

Congratulations.

Just wait until you figure out how to make custom messages under your username



Our work here is complete

Haha, nice picture, Spar. You get a chocolate cookie.

Nice job, New DM's! I just wish one of you would die and I can steal your DM power.

~Cake

EDIT: I thought that Hawk is already a DM?

Yay! I'm now officially not a new guy! No more humiliation and abuse!

Congrats guys!

Poor Heb0. He was always the smallest DM. But he had a very shiny quick-mod tools box. So shiny, that he acted faster than any other DM.
Then one day, the marketplace had a huge spam attack. All the other DMs were scared but Heb0 cleaned it up!
He was praised!

congratsualtions!

(my first time dealing with this, new to forums)

Yeah, now you're just another noob.

and finisterra, save the power abuse for Egghe and Dani

grats to all of the new DMs! blue pips ftw

Congratulations on becoming a DM Fini! and other neebz
I knew that you would become one after I saw that you get a negative warn

~Plasma Heat7

Gratz new DMs.

I knew Fini had it. Great job guys! I'm glad Dodssy got it too

*creates dozens of fake news in the rs news area*

WHEN AM I GETTING ACCESS TO THE FORUMS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I love story time.



Look down at the bottom of the forums.

Congratulations Doddsy and Skulleh.

OH LAWDZ!! FINI! RUNZ!! Apacolypze or howeva itz spelledz! LAWDZ!!
Congratulations guys, and I see Fini's already been power abusing the marketplace .
~WtD

Dare me to make a full scale story of that and send it to the next newspaper?

fini ilu bebe can i hav 10k plz

I don't know why, but this reminds me of the "Little engine that could" story.

Congrats to the four of you; Emanick, Fini, Skull, Hawk, and Doddsy.

I have to say though, this was one of the most random promotion days ever.

That would be excellent. But I don't want anyone giving away my plans . . .

Um nothing's there. Sparhawke messed it up.

Fini I could see, Hawk I could see, but wasn't expecting the others.

Good job guys.

Negative warn =/= DM promotion.

Congratulations to all!

Then lets have spar delete our conversation, I'm not a corrupt writer.

Totally saw Doddsy's promotion coming.

Congratulations to all of you!

Congratulations to all five. Cyan is the best color.

-Common Sense

Yes, he seems to do that a lot. ~ Spar

Good job Skull and Doddsy!!!!

Omgomgomg Spar signed my post!!1!!1

Wait . . why is there no edited by line in there?

Since Slash isn't here to give you a review, I shall do it on his behalf.

The language and form of the story is very good, good use of adjectives too. I felt the descriptive words you used such as 'handsome' and 'smartest' were fabricated though. I would also like to question the credibility behind this story, as far as my understanding goes, heb0 is a noob, however, I will admit it was a very imaginative piece.

First I want to say that, everyone of you who were not a part of the process, no you did not see this coming, and no you did not know that it would be them! Sorry but I'm an odd person and it annoys me when people say they knew it would be "them" when clearly they don't. Unless someone leaked.


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To the new dms. welcome to the team.

hay i rote that

I have sources, would you like to see them?

[suckup]What? Spar never messes anything up... NO, not at all... [/suckup]

I...hate...you

Anyway, I'm gonna do it! Look out issue 14! (Or whatever issue we're on)