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Diabba
Just a little game I thought I'd due for fun smile.gif.
So, you give some funny situations about how slow your computer is/was.

I'll start.

You know your computer's bad when you can't run Runescape HD on it! tongue.gif

Read why:
Spoiler: Click to Toggle the Spoiler.
Yes, that actually happened.. I had a Pentium 2 with 128MB RAM, 128 MHz and an integrated graphics card.. on Windows '98. And 10GB hard drive! sad.gif

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Now I have a Quad Core with 2GB RAM, and 3.6GHz with Windows Vista Premium and the Nvidia GTX280! Plus a whopping 650GB hard drive! I'm really happy biggrin.gif.

Continue. smile.gif

~D
Mikey
Better yet, you know your computer is bad when it can't run Runescape. No HD. tongue.gif
Diabba
What were you running on? pfft.gif

~D
Mikey
QUOTE (Diabba @ Dec 28 2008, 09:54 PM) *
What were you running on? pfft.gif

~D

My old laptop broke, school wouldn't fix, so they gave me a temp. loaner that was 6-7 years old. As thick as Texas.

Now I have a MacBook Pro so I'm happy! biggrin.gif
redmonke
When you can't connect to anything but dial-up.

Yes, I have an old thinkpad in my closet from the 90s. xd.gif
Emo_Nemo
You know your computer is bad when its older then you are
Doomsicle
You know it's bad when it can't run, period.
Bcloutier
You mean when there's a computer sitting in a closet saying it will "Never go Obsolete", yet your iPod has a higher processor and RAM in it, along with higher graphics and disk space? Yes, I have a very old computer that isn't used: 400Mhz processor, 32MB RAM, Dial-Up, 3GB HDD and so on.

Amazing where technology is going. From 3GB HDD's to 1TB+ HDD's.

~Bcloutier~
King Aragorn
Your computer is bad if its half fried with ketchup inside..
Just kidding, your computer is bad when you see a hamster saying "I have to fix your computer, but only for 40 bucks."

Or that just means your crazy though, but here it is:
Your computer is bad if it gets so hot that you can make toast on it.

The harddrive will in many years be replaced by flashdrives in laptops..
They say that it will be more secure because its no physical movement.
Youhei
it's just plain dumb.
Edward I -Longshanks-
It's an apple. Just because its in a shiny shell doesn't mean its great.

It has Linux on it.

Its an AMD Phenom. Or AM2 socket dual core. they suck compared to Intel.

You bought it from PC world.

I could go on...
iEthan
When there are sparks coming from the keyboard.

(I started choking on tea and spit it all over my former laptop. It sucked)
Bob-sama
The computer's processor uses a "slot", instead of a 3+ digit "socket".

Socket 7, Super Socket 7, Slot 1, and Slot 2 are all real PITAs for speed. Only the high-end PIIIs got anywhere.
Fencefry
QUOTE (Bob-sama @ Dec 29 2008, 12:19 PM) *
The computer's processor uses a "slot", instead of a 3+ digit "socket".

I've got 3 of those. I'm a bit of a hardware pack-rat.

You know your computers bad when it has a paint program, that's black and white.
And yes I have one of those. And I still use it for kicks tongue.gif

How far we have come...
MPSD
you know when it is bad when you can turn it on, or if it is on fire!
Bcloutier
QUOTE (The Black Prince @ Dec 29 2008, 06:16 AM) *
It's an apple. Just because its in a shiny shell doesn't mean its great.

Ouch. Prepare to take some fire from Mac users (like me). I won't instigate a Mac vs PC debate in here, though.

You know your computer is bad when, as you start it up, you walk away to grab a drink and food, finish it and come back and the computer still isn't ready? Anybody remember those days?

~Bcloutier~
Edward I -Longshanks-
Justify your stance and we'll talk.
redmonke
QUOTE (Bob-sama @ Dec 29 2008, 11:19 AM) *
The computer's processor uses a "slot", instead of a 3+ digit "socket".

Socket 7, Super Socket 7, Slot 1, and Slot 2 are all real PITAs for speed. Only the high-end PIIIs got anywhere.

Hey, I still use a low end P3 on a daily basis. angry.gif

QUOTE (Bcloutier @ Dec 29 2008, 12:26 PM) *
QUOTE (The Black Prince @ Dec 29 2008, 06:16 AM) *
It's an apple. Just because its in a shiny shell doesn't mean its great.

Ouch. Prepare to take some fire from Mac users (like me). I won't instigate a Mac vs PC debate in here, though.

You know your computer is bad when, as you start it up, you walk away to grab a drink and food, finish it and come back and the computer still isn't ready? Anybody remember those days?

~Bcloutier~

I still have those days. My super old computer (I swear it's 9 years old. That's like 100000000 in computer years) takes about 3-4 minutes to start up, but my computer that just broke would take 10 minutes from when I hit the button to when firefox started. sad.gif

This computer takes less than a minute to start up. wub.gif
Caboose
Did you see that thing where somebody said that your credit card has more computing power than the first Apollo Space Project? Now that's stupid, because the credit card has no computing power. It's all memory slanty.gif

Anyway, you're computer is bad when you could sell it for less than you spend on food per week.
Shpendi
You know your computers bad when you try to run Space Invaders and your computer freezes and BSOD it self.
gabtdw
You know your computer's bad when the fan makes noises like a jumbo jet (admittedly after a ~13 hour Sims 2 session happy.gif)
Bob-sama
QUOTE (Earlofvarrok @ Dec 29 2008, 04:24 PM) *
You know your computer's bad when the fan makes noises like a jumbo jet (admittedly after a ~13 hour Sims 2 session happy.gif)

That's more likely your hard drive (using the page file too much) than you case fan. You may want to have that looked it, or reboot your computer every few hours when gaming like that.
Diabba
When it has a Floppy Disk Drive (My old P.2 tongue.gif).

~D
redmonke
QUOTE (Caboose @ Dec 29 2008, 12:57 PM) *
Did you see that thing where somebody said that your credit card has more computing power than the first Apollo Space Project? Now that's stupid, because the credit card has no computing power. It's all memory slanty.gif

Anyway, you're computer is bad when you could sell it for less than you spend on food per week.

No, I'm pretty sure credit cards have a little magnetic code, not memory.
Flatypus
You know your laptops bad when the keys start falling off randomly.

EDIT:Shouldnt this be in The Scape Lounge?
redmonke
You know your laptop's bad when half of the keys don't work and the little red mouse thing doesn't move in one direction. sad.gif
Lupus Flamma V
You know your computer is bad when:
A) It only has a flopply disk (Guilty)
B) Has no battery life (Guilty again)
C) Has under 1GB HDD (Guilty Yet Again box.gif) (Very old comp my dad brought home)

Lupus Flamma V ice.gif
RS4Ever
You know your computer is bad when:
It's OS is Windows NT 3.0
When the calculator says 9x9=54
When the only game you can play is Paint.
vausey
you know your Computer is bad when it has 8kb of RAM
The Dragoon
you know its bad when you have a MAC!!!!
(falls down if terror!)
djpailo
You know your computer is bad when you see smoke coming out of it. mellow.gif
iFree
QUOTE (King Aragorn @ Dec 29 2008, 11:17 AM) *
Your computer is bad if it gets so hot that you can make toast on it.
I can toast my fingers when I touch the top cover. Does it count?

You know your computer's bad when the GFX card can't handle your monitor. (Self-experience bleh.gif)
Hardcore Tea
When you don't have enough resources to log in.
Cattius
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It has Linux on it.

Please read the spoiler. (I edited it into a spoiler because I felt like I was spoiling the topic with my rant lol tongue.gif):
Spoiler: Click to Toggle the Spoiler.
May I point you in the direction of this article on The Register which demonstrates the ways in which the security of Linux is far superior to that of Windows\'. While it is focused around servers some information still applies to desktop machines. It is also quite old (2004), so some problems with Windows have since been solved, but some are still sitting there leaving Windows users vulnerable. It also helpfully debunks some common Linux myths. I reccomend you read it, but in case you don\'t have the time to, I'll summarize the article here:

--Myth 1 Debunked: Linux is no more secure than Windows, it just appears more secure because far fewer computers run it. Whilst Linux does benefit from the fact that less malware is written for it, it is actually far more secure than Windows, which is the major factor.
--Myth 2 Debunked: Open source is dangerous. *cough* If you still believe this you must have been living on Mars for the last ten years. Open source benefits from anyone being able to view the source code and edit it, meaning security holes are found much quicker and patched far quicker. As for people thinking that \'the hackers can edit the code so they can hack us\', the code is so closely examined by so many people, I wish good luck to any hackers who try to hide malicious code in there. And as for Microsoft patching vulnerabilities fast, that\'s virtually a laughing matter. I\'ll quote the article on this so you can see for yourselves:
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The latter is the most mysterious of all. It is an imponderable mystery how anyone can reach the conclusion that Microsoft’s average response time between discovery of a flaw and releasing the fix for that flaw is superior to that of any competing operating system, let alone superior to Linux. Microsoft took seven months to fix one of its most serious security vulnerabilities (Microsoft Security Bulletin MS04-007 ASN.1 Vulnerability, eEye Digital Security publishes the delay in advisory AD20040210), and there are flaws Microsoft has openly stated it will never repair. The Microsoft Security Bulletin MS03-010 about the Denial Of Service vulnerability in Windows NT says this will never be repaired. More recently, Microsoft stated that it would not repair Internet Explorer vulnerabilities for any operating systems older than Windows XP. Statistically speaking, seven months between discovery and fix might not have an overly dramatic effect on the average response time if you can find enough samples of excellent response times to offset anomalies like this, assuming they are anomalies. But it only takes one case of “never” to upset the statistical average beyond recovery.
Whilst the article uses the above two examples, there are many more.

--Myth 3 Debunked: Linux is \'old\' technology. I think you will find it\'s Windows that is \'old\' technology. Windows was originally designed as a single-user system, where the user and all applications had \'root\' level access to the system. Obviously, this is a HUGE problem, and amazingly it wasn\'t seriously addressed until Windows XP, where users have their own private user folders and limitations on their system privileges. However, this caused all the old programs that required \'root\' access to crash, leading to the infamous compatibility issues you experience when upgrading to the next version of Windows. Even now in Windows Vista, Windows is merely a single-user system with various patches and alterations to make it SEEM like a multi-user system. This means that a) the system is slow due to a large amount of \'bloat\' from the additions and patches that have been added on to it, and b) the system still has numerous faults due to the way these patches have been applied - the system could be thought of as a patchwork blanket, with more and more patchworks being added to cover old holes, with numerous holes at the seams. OK, maybe I\'m taking this a bit too far...tongue.gif Oh well, now I\'ve started I may as well carry on biggrin.gif Compare this \'patchwork\' design to Linux, which whilst it did, and continues to have some flaws like any system, was always written to be a multi-user system and is therefore very definitely \'new\' technology compared to Windows.

Right I\'m fed up of summarizing now tongue.gif There are more issues covered in the article but if you want to find out about them you\'ll have to read it. *nurses aching hand* Anyway I hope I made my point. Linux is an equal to Windows and superior in quite a few areas.
So don\'t say that a computer is bad because it has Linux on it.
Thank you. [/end rant]

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Back to the original topic anyway...You know your computer is bad if you think Windows Live OneCare is adequate protection for it.
(out of a series of tests on anti-virus products, OneCare proved to be the worst product tested, with even free products providing almost double its performance. Thank God they're going to discontinue it soon. But Morro will probably be just as bad as it's going to be based on the same engine. slanty.gif Joy.)
Html Cheeta
You know your computer is bad when the keyboard doesn't respond.
(yes, this happened to me)
Manyman
you know your computers bad when its 10 years older than you!!! laugh.gif
true story threw away ages ago! dry.gif
Chris
You know your computer is bad when its old as your parents.
cornboy3
QUOTE (redmonke255 @ Dec 29 2008, 07:16 PM) *
QUOTE (Caboose @ Dec 29 2008, 12:57 PM) *
Did you see that thing where somebody said that your credit card has more computing power than the first Apollo Space Project? Now that's stupid, because the credit card has no computing power. It's all memory slanty.gif

Anyway, you're computer is bad when you could sell it for less than you spend on food per week.

No, I'm pretty sure credit cards have a little magnetic code, not memory.

No, now because credit cards have RFID tags in them, they have both memory and a code embedded inside a magnetic strip.

Anyways, You know your computer is bad when its even older than the famous Commodore 64
The Virus
You know your computer is bad when your integrated graphics card is on fire. Happend to me once...

It was a windows 95 with a 5gb HD, 100 MHz processor (Don't remember what brand), 100 MB of RAM, Built in monitor, and a integrated graphics card. I was playing with a paint program and then all of a sudden I smelled smoke then i notice the back of my computer was on fire!! I managed to fix up the antique, Its sitting in my closet...
nonickname
QUOTE (Fencefry @ Dec 29 2008, 08:57 PM) *
QUOTE (Bob-sama @ Dec 29 2008, 12:19 PM) *
The computer's processor uses a "slot", instead of a 3+ digit "socket".

I've got 3 of those. I'm a bit of a hardware pack-rat.

You know your computers bad when it has a paint program, that's black and white.
And yes I have one of those. And I still use it for kicks tongue.gif

How far we have come...


Component Specification[1]
Display 9-inch (23 cm) monochrome CRT display, 512 × 342 pixel resolution
Storage 40 MB SCSI hard disk drive optional, Built-in SuperDrive 3.5 in floppy disk drive
Processor 8 MHz Motorola 68000
Bus Speed 8 MHz
Random Access Memory 1 MB, expandable to 2 or 4 MB using 120 ns 30-pin SIMMs and optional custom RAM-slot expansion card
Read-only Memory 512 KB
Networking AppleTalk
Battery 3.6 V lithium
Physical dimensions 13.2 in × 9.7 in × 11.2 in (33.5 cm × 24.6 cm × 28.4 cm; depth by width by height)
16 lb (7.26 kg)
Port connections 1× ADB (keyboard, mouse)
2× mini-DIN-8 RS-422 serial ports (printer, modem, AppleTalk)
1× DB-19 (ext. floppy drive)
1× DB-25 SCSI connector (ext. hard drive, scanner)
1× 3.5 mm Headphone jack socket
Expansion slots none
Audio 8-bit mono 22 kHz
Gestalt ID 17 (computer identification code)
Codename XO[26]

OH my god, that's a beast! 1mb ram expandable to 4 mb blink.gif .

You know your computer's bad when...when...you get a "program is not responding/error message" on the blue screen of death because your computer isn't powerful enough to run epic failure.
Alyce
You know your computer is old when:

It can't run Runescape AND Paint at the same time (on my old computer)

It gives the BSOD when you try to download an Atari 2600 emu, and five ROMs....

Both actually happened.
mr blaster
you know your comp's bad if you have to evacuate because of the smoke coming off from it
Radiance
You know your computer's bad when all of the sudden, during the middle of your college essay, a blue screen comes up and you have to force your computer to shut down. When it restarts, a black screen with white text says "blah.sys" is missing, and you're like....ohmy.gif
Bob-sama
You know your computer's bad when you have to make a topic about it. biggrin.gif

In unrelated news, keeping an eye on your favorite e-tailers can get you some good deals. I just bought a generic 8-port 10/100 switch for $9, shipped.
teh_sniper28
Please, do not get me started on this.
You know your computer's bad when your wireless driver intermittently stops working and causes massive slowdown for about a minute when it does.
You know your computer's bad when you spend 3 months thinking your hard drive doesn't work, when it was actually all 3 of your OS install discs.
You know your computer's bad when you finally get it working again, and then it stops doing so 3 days later because a random system file baleted itself.
You know your computer's bad when the batteries are so old/no longer sold that you would have to get them hand-rebuilt for $250 apiece.
You know your computer's bad when things (like your wired network driver and cd drive) seemingly randomly start/stop working, or your computer hangs at the pretty windows XP load screen every 4th boot, or you regularly have to hard-reboot because something froze for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON ARRRRRG

I've had enough retarded tech problems to last me several lifetimes; this is but a small sample of the best ones.
This is all true, and all happened on the same computer. This thing is the most temperamental piece of **** I've ever owned.
Falcon
You know you're computer's bad wh- *crashes*
Kaibamanjrs
You know your computer is bad when your monitor only displays 3 colors
-REAP-
When it can barely run Windows 1.0 hysterical.gif
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