Salmoneus
Feb 8 2009, 05:59 PM
The Newspaper Crew has just managed to get the ol' printing press working again, and we're now proud to bring you the 14th issue of the paper! It's packed with all sorts of goodies that we're sure you will enjoy, including past RuneScape and website updates, member-submitted graphics, tech-related articles, and lots more! Purchase your copy now for the extremely low price of $9.95 for the first issue ($13.75 for every issue thereafter) before they run out (or view it for FREE
here...).

Edit: We're all sold out of paid issues, sorry folks! Those last 2,251 copies went quick!
Nice work, Newspaper Crew!
Enjoy!
Atrophy
Feb 8 2009, 06:01 PM
Thanks! Always enjoyed reading the paper, great stuff

EDIT: Where can I subscribe for my issues...?
Veni vidi vici
Feb 8 2009, 06:02 PM
Yay! Good Job guys, looks good as ever!
~Vincent
EDIT: 2nd Post!
Dr Skull
Feb 8 2009, 06:10 PM
$9.95!?! WHAT A RIP OFF!
I paid $19.99 for mine.

Glad it's finally out. Took us quite a while.
Dragonclaw
Feb 8 2009, 06:10 PM
Alright

. Newspaper out! It looks great! Great work to all who contributed!
Farewell
Feb 8 2009, 06:23 PM
I'm interviewed in there

Great work guys.
- Freewill -
Mr E
Feb 8 2009, 06:24 PM
Nice! w00t first page I've been waiting for this one!
Aliath
Feb 8 2009, 06:24 PM
Finally!
Hopefully my story will be selected in the next issue
finisterra
Feb 8 2009, 06:30 PM
Really nice, it's been a long wait.
Btw, Hawk and I were also promoted twice.
And who's Young?

I may join the newspaper to help you out.

@Newspaper people: Do you need help in any section? Idk which one I should apply for.
Donovan
Feb 8 2009, 06:59 PM
Ah, just the thing to keep me entertained for a good hour or two.

Great comic, Zelly
iSummon
Feb 8 2009, 07:03 PM
Very nice paper guy's! It was pretty funny in one part, I loved it!
-Logan
redmonke
Feb 8 2009, 07:15 PM
Tech support ceased to exist?!?!
Don't remind me.

And lol for the case 1 of the simplicity section. I used that render in one of my past sigs.
Trey
Feb 8 2009, 07:21 PM
Wow, I filled out that interview about 5 months ago.
Dr Skull
Feb 8 2009, 07:36 PM
QUOTE (finisterra @ Feb 8 2009, 06:30 PM)

Really nice, it's been a long wait.
Btw, Hawk and I were also promoted twice.
And who's Young?

I may join the newspaper to help you out.

@Newspaper people: Do you need help in any section? Idk which one I should apply for.
CC Mods don't count.

Apply for any section you want. You don't only have to write for the section you apply for; you can write for any section.
XmoneyX
Feb 8 2009, 07:40 PM
It's about time a new issue comes out.
Emanick
Feb 8 2009, 07:56 PM
QUOTE (XmoneyX @ Feb 8 2009, 07:40 PM)

It's about time a new issue comes out.
Yes.
I assure you, I was extremely active there every day, urging them on and being productive. Not my fault. At all.
By the way, Sal, if I were you, I'd take down the link. It's not good for the economy to give out newspapers for free. Don't you want to help the stimulus package succeed?
Finally!

I'm gonna read it now, this had better be a good one for it to take so long
Userz
Feb 8 2009, 07:59 PM
cool its finally out!

what's it gonna b this issue
Cookthechef
Feb 8 2009, 08:07 PM
Only 4 months past deadline...
Aliath
Feb 8 2009, 08:08 PM
QUOTE (Cookthechef @ Feb 8 2009, 08:07 PM)

Only 4 months past deadline...
Not bad considering I thought the Newspaper died two days ago.
SlashingUK hadn't commented on meh submission
atpb789654
Feb 8 2009, 08:17 PM
cool, i skimmed it...LOL
lol i edited this post because i am bored
Desireful
Feb 8 2009, 08:42 PM
Sal you need to hide the link! We don't want this economy to get any worse than it is!

Good job everyone!
I think people on the Newspaper should get a special discount! I mean...without us there wouldn't be one!.. right?
Chateau-L
Feb 8 2009, 09:43 PM
lolz @ Youhei's quote.
ZacharyB
Feb 8 2009, 09:52 PM
Lets try to get the next one back by May guys!!!
Darth KJ
Feb 8 2009, 10:58 PM
Extraordinary work as always guys

~Darth
tawk
Feb 9 2009, 02:26 AM
SOTW 59, the 2nd and 3rd place links are the same.
Youhei
Feb 9 2009, 05:10 AM
Why are loling at my quote

?!?!?!?!?!? Aww this sucks, guys do we wanna change the paper into the newsletter? Less articles, less work, less deadline, more pictures!!!
MORE PICTURES!!!!!
MORE PICTURES!!!!!!!!
How is my helk interview?
Gaia
Feb 9 2009, 05:55 AM
Nice, its finally here.
Got scared with the price lols.
-Gaia
-Nacho Ninja-
Feb 9 2009, 07:36 AM
Just read it, I remember reading the one about Little Johnny on Comedy Central, but it's still funny

Love the interviews too.
-Nacho-
Shmoe
Feb 9 2009, 09:57 AM
Great job on the newspaper guys!

Loved the comic.
The interviews were... interesting as well.
By the way, you spelled "Ussue" wrong.
http://salsnewspaper.com/
SlashingUK
Feb 9 2009, 10:03 AM
QUOTE (-Jake- @ Feb 9 2009, 01:08 AM)

QUOTE (Cookthechef @ Feb 8 2009, 08:07 PM)

Only 4 months past deadline...
Not bad considering I thought the Newspaper died two days ago.
SlashingUK hadn't commented on meh submission

Let's discuss this on the Newspaper boards rather than the release announcement thread.
Out here we just go ahead and say...
About time too!
Aliath
Feb 9 2009, 10:38 AM
QUOTE (SlashingUK @ Feb 9 2009, 10:03 AM)

QUOTE (-Jake- @ Feb 9 2009, 01:08 AM)

QUOTE (Cookthechef @ Feb 8 2009, 08:07 PM)

Only 4 months past deadline...
Not bad considering I thought the Newspaper died two days ago.
SlashingUK hadn't commented on meh submission

Let's discuss this on the Newspaper boards rather than the release announcement thread.
Out here we just go ahead and say...
About time too!
About time too!
~Aliath
Phoenix Rider
Feb 9 2009, 10:44 AM
I, I just got quoted in the paper.

My life is complete now.
Great job guys.
Easl
Feb 9 2009, 10:58 AM
Good job guys, another one bits the dust!
SlashingUK
Feb 9 2009, 11:16 AM
QUOTE (Phoenix Rider @ Feb 9 2009, 03:44 PM)

My life is complete now.
QUOTE (easl @ Feb 9 2009, 03:58 PM)

Good job guys, another one bits the dust!
I hope these two statements aren't related...
Xela
Feb 9 2009, 01:23 PM
Hehe, hope you guys enjoy it. A lot of time and work in this one
imdag2
Feb 9 2009, 02:09 PM
nice newzpaper good job guys w9ing 4 next 1 now
Sryen
Feb 9 2009, 02:30 PM
I'm still in the process of reading through it, but I like it so far. I was hoping a reference to Dispatch and the Elias Fund though.
Click This
Feb 9 2009, 05:36 PM
Nice job everybody! Albeit short, it was an awesome read.
Falcon
Feb 9 2009, 06:42 PM
We finally released it?!
Yay! Now we can finally clear out the forums and start all over again.
Lolwut
Feb 9 2009, 07:08 PM
Yay! =0
Damaged500
Feb 10 2009, 01:36 AM
Love the quotes

Why isn't the Database Kr3w listed anywhere in the "A Glance At 2008" article by Dr Skull
SlashingUK
Feb 10 2009, 11:16 AM
QUOTE (Damaged500 @ Feb 10 2009, 06:36 AM)

Love the quotes

Why isn't the Database Kr3w listed anywhere in the "A Glance At 2008" article by Dr Skull

Most of this issue was prepared for a target date around the end of October, so some later news in 2008 may well not have made the edition. If so, it should be in the next issue.
The Virus
Feb 10 2009, 10:37 PM
Woot finally!
Found a typo....
QUOTE
Ussue #14: January 2009
Suppose to be Issue
MagicSword
Feb 11 2009, 12:41 AM
Excellent, very nice.
Pinkytm
Feb 11 2009, 02:32 AM
I know I was supposed to leave. First time in 2 weeks i came onto sals again, and yay, my 2nd and last issue is on. Good job everyone, I hope you'll survive without such a great interviewer like me

.
ReM
Feb 12 2009, 10:59 PM
I knew that tha tquote from 123man would get in the quotes of the month
blad
Feb 14 2009, 07:03 PM
just noticed that i'm in the quotes.
awesome.
iToast
Feb 20 2009, 04:21 AM
I really enjoyed this issue, they just keep getting better and better.

I especially loved the Quotes of the Month and the comic by Zellychan.
Whitey
Feb 20 2009, 05:02 AM
Haha awesome I'm featured in the quotes.
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