Pluvialis Aquila
Apr 1 2009, 02:32 PM
The true revolutionary is guided by great feelings of love. It is impossible to think of a genuine revolutionary lacking this quality. Thus, there is no other definition of communism valid for us than that of the abolition of the exploitation of man by man.
The point is not that one fine day a large number of people start to destroy value and profit. All past revolutionary movements were able to bring society to a standstill, and waited for something to come out of this universal stoppage. Communization, on the contrary, will circulate goods without money, open the gate isolating a factory from its neighbourhood, close down another factory where the work process is too alienating to be technically improved, do away with school as a specialized place which cuts off learning from doing for 15 odd years, pull down walls that force people to imprison themselves in 3-room family units - in short, it will tend to break all separations. Communism believes in equality through force.
From this day hereafter, the commencement of the celebrated revolution shall be manifest, the Communization of these hallowed forums. A once gloried leader -
Salmoneus - has reached his day’s end. Comrades, there is no other day than this day. Unite!
Alexei
I hear you comrade! It is time for a new era!
Erik Delko
Apr 1 2009, 02:38 PM
Lol. Can wee keep this forever?
Pack Fo Real
Apr 1 2009, 02:38 PM
Коммунизм всегда будет превалировать!
Fang
Apr 1 2009, 02:38 PM
Die you communist!!!!!!!!
America will prevail!
fshi
Apr 1 2009, 02:39 PM
HEY GUSY LOL IM KOMUNIST AM I KWL NOW XD
Chaoss
Apr 1 2009, 02:39 PM
So...sal died?
Jr Josh
Apr 1 2009, 02:39 PM
This is really fudgeing dumb.
John_And_Edward
Apr 1 2009, 02:39 PM
Sal will live on in our hearts!
Dr Skull
Apr 1 2009, 02:43 PM
La France a déclaré la guerre à vous. Prenez ce que vous voulez, mais tous les adeptes de la Russie doivent être déclarées comme des ennemis.
*In French accent* To all you non-Francophones: France has declared war on you. Take this as you wish, but all followers of Russia shall be declared as enemies.
Shpendi
Apr 1 2009, 02:45 PM
Communism will always be in our heart, as long as Sal is in our heart too.
Ne shkojmë përpara në komunizëm!
Erik Delko
Apr 1 2009, 02:47 PM
Amerikosa. Lolz
Magical
Apr 1 2009, 02:50 PM
Сильный лидер! Давайте победившие в нашей новой эпохи!
Да здравствует Россия!
Да здравствует СССР!
Победу среди нас, среди крови из капиталистов!
Muttmuttinthebutt
Apr 1 2009, 02:52 PM
Down with sal!!!!
Rush
Apr 1 2009, 02:53 PM
QUOTE (Magical @ Apr 1 2009, 03:50 PM)

Сильный лидер! Давайте победившие в нашей новой эпохи!
Да здравствует Россия!
Да здравствует СССР!
Победу среди нас, среди крови из капиталистов!
Hehe...

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Stash
Apr 1 2009, 02:53 PM
QUOTE (President-Elect Skull @ Apr 1 2009, 12:43 PM)

La France a déclaré la guerre à vous. Prenez ce que vous voulez, mais tous les adeptes de la Russie doivent être déclarées comme des ennemis.
*In French accent* To all you non-Francophones: France has declared war on you. Take this as you wish, but all followers of Russia shall be declared as enemies.
Have fun fighting with your french Bread! Your military and weapons are no match for ours. Prepare for unforeseen consequences!
~Stalin Stash
Html Cheeta
Apr 1 2009, 02:54 PM
LMFAO. Just think...tomorrow it'll all be gone...
John_And_Edward
Apr 1 2009, 02:56 PM
Face it Soviet Sals. You are fighting a war you can not win.
Magical
Apr 1 2009, 02:57 PM
QUOTE (Combat @ Apr 1 2009, 08:56 PM)

Face it Soviet Sals. You are fighting a war you can not win.
What war - we had already won it.
~Magical
Lord Earth
Apr 1 2009, 02:59 PM
Never heard of him. RIP whoever you were, mysterious figure. Good night, sweet prince.
Runescaper4
Apr 1 2009, 02:59 PM
Это всего, нам коммунисты выиграли. Прежде чем мы оставим вас, прислушаться к этому уведомления. У нас есть ядерные ракеты!
Mr Game and Watch
Apr 1 2009, 02:59 PM
Death to all Communists!
America, with it's Hydrogen bombs and atomic bombs, also declares war on Russia!
John_And_Edward
Apr 1 2009, 03:00 PM
Guess what.
Spoiler: Click to Toggle the Spoiler.
No you haven't
You may have won the battle
But you haven't won the war
Headshot boom
[Close]
Rangerover18
Apr 1 2009, 03:00 PM
Вау, это все очень странно. Слава Иисусу в Google Translate.
mr blaster
Apr 1 2009, 03:00 PM
communism means nothing to me!! >=)
and dont even try to edit this post unless you are mr blaster
original editor is about...\/
Mr Game and Watch
Apr 1 2009, 03:02 PM
QUOTE (Combat @ Apr 1 2009, 04:00 PM)

Guess what.
Spoiler: Click to Toggle the Spoiler.
No you haven't
You may have won the battle
But you haven't won the war
Headshot boom
[Close]
Sorry, you missed the headshot.
Oh, and if you haven't noticed, us, the U.S., has won most of the wars we have been in, thanks to our superior military strength.
That, and we have enough weapons for each soldier, "comrade".
master10986
Apr 1 2009, 03:04 PM
*cough* *cough* you do know that the british still stand! nutty accents and cups of tea ftw! Even though i'm technically from three countrys....LONG story
Mr Game and Watch
Apr 1 2009, 03:06 PM
QUOTE (master10986 @ Apr 1 2009, 04:04 PM)

*cough* *cough* you do know that the british still stand! nutty accents and cups of tea ftw! Even though i'm technically from three countrys....LONG story
Meh, so am I.
John_And_Edward
Apr 1 2009, 03:10 PM
QUOTE (Mr Game and Watch @ Apr 1 2009, 08:06 PM)

QUOTE (master10986 @ Apr 1 2009, 04:04 PM)

*cough* *cough* you do know that the british still stand! nutty accents and cups of tea ftw! Even though i'm technically from three countrys....LONG story
Meh, so am I.
I'm from 4. England, China, Malaysia, Holland.
mr blaster
Apr 1 2009, 03:12 PM
QUOTE (Combat @ Apr 1 2009, 09:10 PM)

QUOTE (Mr Game and Watch @ Apr 1 2009, 08:06 PM)

QUOTE (master10986 @ Apr 1 2009, 04:04 PM)

*cough* *cough* you do know that the british still stand! nutty accents and cups of tea ftw! Even though i'm technically from three countrys....LONG story
Meh, so am I.
I'm from 4. England, China, Malaysia, Holland.

i live in 2 countries: mrblasterium and holland
Mr Game and Watch
Apr 1 2009, 03:13 PM
QUOTE (Combat @ Apr 1 2009, 04:10 PM)

QUOTE (Mr Game and Watch @ Apr 1 2009, 08:06 PM)

QUOTE (master10986 @ Apr 1 2009, 04:04 PM)

*cough* *cough* you do know that the british still stand! nutty accents and cups of tea ftw! Even though i'm technically from three countrys....LONG story
Meh, so am I.
I'm from 4. England, China, Malaysia, Holland.

Does America count as one if I was born there?
If so, then I am from 5: America, Germany, Britian, Norway, and Sweden.
Micronblast
Apr 1 2009, 03:23 PM
I'm screwed and torn between two doomed regimes
Mega
Apr 1 2009, 03:27 PM
So how are we going to kill all capitalists?
My idea is poisoning all McDonald's and BK food. Only capitalists eat there.
mr blaster
Apr 1 2009, 03:28 PM
QUOTE (Mega @ Apr 1 2009, 09:27 PM)

So how are we going to kill all capitalists?
My idea is poisoning all McDonald's and BK food. Only capitalists eat there.
rebellion!! prepare the antipoison!
Click This
Apr 1 2009, 03:30 PM
QUOTE (President-Elect Skull @ Apr 1 2009, 03:43 PM)

La France a déclaré la guerre à vous. Prenez ce que vous voulez, mais tous les adeptes de la Russie doivent être déclarées comme des ennemis.
*In French accent* To all you non-Francophones: France has declared war on you. Take this as you wish, but all followers of Russia shall be declared as enemies.
1+
We've been at war for one day now.
Mr E
Apr 1 2009, 03:31 PM
QUOTE (Mr Game and Watch @ Apr 1 2009, 04:13 PM)

QUOTE (Combat @ Apr 1 2009, 04:10 PM)

QUOTE (Mr Game and Watch @ Apr 1 2009, 08:06 PM)

QUOTE (master10986 @ Apr 1 2009, 04:04 PM)

*cough* *cough* you do know that the british still stand! nutty accents and cups of tea ftw! Even though i'm technically from three countrys....LONG story
Meh, so am I.
I'm from 4. England, China, Malaysia, Holland.

Does America count as one if I was born there?
If so, then I am from 5: America, Germany, Britian, Norway, and Sweden.
Six: England, Ireland, China, Scandanavia, France, and the U.S. Beat that.
chaos9999
Apr 1 2009, 03:34 PM
Communism rejects religion. According to Islam, you must die. Allah Akbar.
mr blaster
Apr 1 2009, 03:34 PM
QUOTE (Mr E @ Apr 1 2009, 10:31 PM)

QUOTE (Mr Game and Watch @ Apr 1 2009, 04:13 PM)

QUOTE (Combat @ Apr 1 2009, 04:10 PM)

QUOTE (Mr Game and Watch @ Apr 1 2009, 08:06 PM)

QUOTE (master10986 @ Apr 1 2009, 04:04 PM)

*cough* *cough* you do know that the british still stand! nutty accents and cups of tea ftw! Even though i'm technically from three countrys....LONG story
Meh, so am I.
I'm from 4. England, China, Malaysia, Holland.

Does America count as one if I was born there?
If so, then I am from 5: America, Germany, Britian, Norway, and Sweden.
Six: England, Ireland, China, Scandanavia, France, and the U.S. Beat that.
dont forget holland and mrblasterium
QUOTE (Combat @ Apr 1 2009, 08:39 PM)

Sal will live on in our hearts!
He was a good guy, didn't deserve to end like this, YOU SHAL PAY COMUNISTS!
QUOTE (President-Elect Skull @ Apr 1 2009, 08:43 PM)

La France a déclaré la guerre à vous. Prenez ce que vous voulez, mais tous les adeptes de la Russie doivent être déclarées comme des ennemis.
*In French accent* To all you non-Francophones: France has declared war on you. Take this as you wish, but all followers of Russia shall be declared as enemies.
For the first time I'm siding
with the cheese eating surrender monkeys 
my new friends
Nous les tuerons tous ! (grammar may be out

)
mr blaster
Apr 1 2009, 03:37 PM
although i do not speak french very well, i will fight against communism!
Bell
Apr 1 2009, 03:39 PM
QUOTE (Click This @ Apr 1 2009, 03:30 PM)

QUOTE (President-Elect Skull @ Apr 1 2009, 03:43 PM)

La France a déclaré la guerre à vous. Prenez ce que vous voulez, mais tous les adeptes de la Russie doivent être déclarées comme des ennemis.
*In French accent* To all you non-Francophones: France has declared war on you. Take this as you wish, but all followers of Russia shall be declared as enemies.
1+
We've been at war for one day now.
Vive La France!
Mega
Apr 1 2009, 03:42 PM
QUOTE (mr blaster @ Apr 1 2009, 05:37 PM)

although i do not speak french very well, i will fight against communism!
(points a gun to mr blaster's head)
Don't look behind. Now say: "I've changed my mind. I will fight for communism."
Click This
Apr 1 2009, 03:43 PM
QUOTE (Alexei Kosygin @ Apr 1 2009, 04:39 PM)

QUOTE (Click This @ Apr 1 2009, 03:30 PM)

QUOTE (President-Elect Skull @ Apr 1 2009, 03:43 PM)

La France a déclaré la guerre à vous. Prenez ce que vous voulez, mais tous les adeptes de la Russie doivent être déclarées comme des ennemis.
*In French accent* To all you non-Francophones: France has declared war on you. Take this as you wish, but all followers of Russia shall be declared as enemies.
1+
We've been at war for one day now.
Vive La France!
Bonjour!
QUOTE (Mega @ Apr 1 2009, 09:42 PM)

QUOTE (mr blaster @ Apr 1 2009, 05:37 PM)

although i do not speak french very well, i will fight against communism!
(points a gun to mr blaster's head)
Don't look behind. Now say: "I've changed my mind. I will fight for communism."

I'll save you!
*Ej Rugby Tackles Mega to the floor and holds in a headlockBring it on communists
mr blaster
Apr 1 2009, 03:44 PM
*looks behind and nukes Mega with many mini-nukes so mrblaster is not harmed in any way while Mega is blown to smithereens*
*takes pistol as trophy*
edit: after letting the nukes dodge ej_ and blown Mega to smithereens i pickup the pistol
Click This
Apr 1 2009, 03:47 PM
Enough! Bring in the armed forces, capturing these communist monkies is harder then I thought!
Mega
Apr 1 2009, 03:48 PM
(Mega activates a bomb on mr bomber's room before dying. The whole buildind explodes)
*A fleet off airships pass overhead, towards the motherland
CHAAARRRGGGEEE!
president96
Apr 1 2009, 03:49 PM
For Soviet Sals!
-Pres
mr blaster
Apr 1 2009, 03:50 PM
*warps all the non-communists outside of the building with popcorn to see their hq blown to smithereens, without using nukes however...*
*fixes the problem by nuking the ruins*
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