as in the title i have a few jokes to go in the newspaper
a man and his wife,a blonde, are camping the man then says" look up honey what do you see?"
the wife says" stars lots and lots of stars they are beutifull and some are suns or maybe planets some like earth perhaps."
the man says"no you blonde are tent has been stolen"
next one is a harry potter themed one
knock knock
whos there
you know
you know who?

knock knock
whos there
doctor
doctor who

knock knock
whos there
bannana
bannana who
knock knock
whos there
bannana
bannana who
knock knock
whos there
aunt
aunt who
aunt you glad i got rid of all those bannanas

so what do you think newspaper team

I'm gonna go with a no. Your not on the newspaper and they are all aren't funny.

i am not on the newspaper staff either but wow those suck you get those out of a first grade jokebook?

Going to have to not accept this and close it for three reasons.

• You're not on the newspaper staff, and we don't accept work from non newspaper members.
• The grammar of this piece is pretty bad. You should try putting jokes through a word processor or something to make them look better.
• The jokes weren't that funny. Can't really suggest anything to help this.

This doesn't mean you can't work on this, apply to the newspaper, submit jokes, and get them on the paper!