Congratulations to our new Editor, Gillis and our new Vice Editor, Goliath Gob!

Both of our new editors have been editors a long while ago on the newspaper, they've done a great job then, and they'll do a great job now as well.

Thank you to our last editors, Jamster and Lilshu!

Congratulations, Mr. Gillis. Congratulations, Mr. Gob.

Hope you two will take the newspaper into a new direction.

Oh snap!
Gratz guys! I appoint Fatalysm as second assistant editor

Oh no. I sense big trouble!

Gratz to both, and joob god to the last editors

What do you mean "thank you our last editors"? We kicked them out because they sucked, am I right? Did I miss something?

Congratulations Gillis and Goliath.

I wanted Prash to be editor.. Hurumph .
Owell, here's a imaginary marmalade sandwich for you two guys . -there goes my marmalde sandwiches-

Ok now no pressure, but get this rag back on its feet

It's just a polite thing you do, like when Obama said "I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition." in his inaugural address.

I worked hard reading all those topics and giving excellent advice.

I heard Gillis made up some crazy new laws to pass in office when he was elected. I hope he fulfills his role as a member of this committee.

Wow this JD tastes funky.

Yeah its plain nice, with gritted teath.... There's no way around it...

EDIT: Just seen who the last eds were...

How dare you compare Bush to Jamster and Lilshu, Stobbo! Get out of my house!

Grats Gillis and Gobby Gollygiant! Now, best of luck at cranking out new articles.

Congratulations!
Vote or die.

Gratz on the job.