Write an entry to the Diary continuing the story line of the Diary.

Every 100 posts is a new diary entry. So the 100th poster has to say a new Dear Diary.


Dear Diary,
I went to the zoo.

And those darned birds pooped on my pizza! *sadfaec*

then i saw a very attractive female in her 20s who was wearing a very skimpy outfit reaching over to feed the monkey and i could see things i never saw before

But then i realized it was a transvestite

and realized she was still hot so i ran over to her and knocked her out cold. i then realized we were the only 2 in the zoo

Then I realized that I'm an alien with tentacles and I cried.

I then proceeded to repeatedly poke the man with the tasty-looking Burger standing next to me until he was forced to hand over the goods.

He gave me the goods, it was McDonalds, I gave it back to him and say, here you go fatty!

Then you cried when you realized it was the other goods

so i took em back and shoved them in my mangina for safekeeping
i then proceeded to lick my tentacles to attract a mate

Steal ideas much? http://runescape.salmoneus.net/forums/inde...howtopic=281559


Not much different, besides you can use more then thread words.

No this is 1st person view. K? And its a diary...

also 3 word limit sucks

ur mom sucks

Oops, Wrong person, sorry.

excellent comeback
i agree with you 100% now

Play the game right...

but only attracted rosie o'donnell

Who mated with me against my will

but then seen a mirror

then she exploded. I ran to the store...

and bought mangina cleanser to remove and consume the goods and i accidentally bit off 3 tentacles

A creepy man appraoched me and asked for my favorite band

Then i asked him the same question

he said it wasnt any of my buisness and slapped me across the face *cry*

so I got my automatic rifle...

And accidentally shot a very big, expensive piece of stained glass on the church

across the street. I yelled "████!!!" and dived into the bushes outside. The cops

Walked by eating donuts and drinking coffee. Next thing I knew

i walked over a jelly filled donut

(im not very good with storys)

and the cops mistakin me as a donut.

Then they ate my leg. Now I have an amputated leg.

I swear, one day I'm going to

Replace my arms with blades...

Goal Log:
-Get Arms Replaced with Blades

but i already have tentacles, which are more awesome so i decide to tickle some women with them

but the tentacles make it really hard to hold a

banana, so I went to my room in order to;

throw a couple

which happened to be my friend and his gf so i quickly consumed them both with my mangina

Then Lord Condom showed up and spoke the words: "ur mom sucks"

Then I slapped Lord Condom and said "So does yours"

but then i ran away

Only to trip and smash my face on the sidewalk

Then I looked up and saw a 9-year old oversized Runescape player...

and told him theres free hamburgers at mcdonalds

And he looked up at me with his big beady eyes and in a quivering voice said, "F#@& YES! THEY TOOK MY SUGGESTION!"

So...

then I kidnapped him...

and took him to burger king

and started to beat the crap out of him with a Whopper.

Unfortunately, he...

Crapped on me. So