So you've just finished tutorial island and you have no idea what to do. Then let the people on sals decide for you!!

Ok I start.


I walk to Blue moon inn in varrock and I...

buy a beer and talk

To a odd person in black mage robes with out realising he was...

non-existant because the cup of beer you drank was a little too big...

The world goes dark and you awake hours later to see

You found a cup and then started pooping in it.

You trade a noob player for this rare "mud cup" for 10k.

only to realise it turns into an evil chiken.........

And the chicken kills the noob. You get his money anyways.

You buy a Bronze Pooperscooper and use it to pick up your poop. You then realize that you can't tell the difference between the scoop and your poop.

Therefore you take both with you to the general store only to find that

You are banned forever and are not allowed to ever play RuneScape again in your lifetime.

Luckily, Jagex bought your complete joke of a ban appeal!

It seems Jagex stole all of your items and your dignity.

You start over, dancing in Varrock Square for Phr33 St00f

you realized you were in a pking world and died when suddenly

you yell; POSN*&GDAIABDG$%OAHNESO*^GN12H!@$%@#$!@#$! STPo!

which when translated to English means

"Shouldn't this be closed as Rediculuss gave it a 1O-day bump?"