Just curious

I don't need a prostitute.

id go to one of those brothels in nevada, where it is legal and clean. Other then that, probably not.

I saw this topic, and couldn't help but click on it for the lulz

Like lilshu, I have no need to :3

Depends, it sure would be a lot easier to get one if it were legal, most of prostitutes out in my area all look really bad and not someone I'd pay to have sex with.
But if I was able to find a nice looking one(basically an Asian one) without a doubt I would hire a prostitute, its basically sex on demand(except you have to pay for it).

Already hired about 15.

No, never.

If I'm that desperate, Reap.

Many times i mean how else would the common nerd get laid? Enless there lucky enough to know one of them gamer girls we hear about on the grape vine. Another way could be helping some really a nice galty girl pass an exam or something. Getting a prostitue is so much eaiser.

I wanted to know so I could let you guys try out my new service!
We now offer ages 2-94!

You won't find many good ones because they're too hot for prostitution

Paris is a hell of a town. I will say no more.

I hired your mother last night, Trebek.

What makes you think I need one...

... 74 times...




~Vincent






















(Nah, I wouldn't hire one...)
~Vincent

Definitely not. At least not in Amsterdam.
I saw Eurotrip, I know to stay away from the flubbenjengahermimen

I would never do that

more than once

a year

for 5 months at a time.

I have to work for the other 7 months to pay her off.

In all seriousness... no. just no.

Of course you don't, you're a Sal's Moderator!!!

Women throw themselves at you.

I have confidence in myself that I can get laid by a halfway decent looking chick without paying... =P

But the answer is no, that has never crossed my mind.

im so fly dat hos hire me




sry 4 manwhore

These polls get stranger every time

No, I definitely wouldn't.

I'd like to go to the red light district, pick up a prostitute, give her an hour's pay in advance, take her home, and instead of paying her for naughty stuff, I'll order her to wash my dishes and clean my room.

I don't get a prostitute, prostitutes get me!

Just kidding, i wouldn't.

im like lilshu

i dont need a prostitute
=D

Never would, never have done.

Might hire one to send to a mates house as a prank though...


... nah, that would be cruel

I am a prostitute

/hilarious.

Heard a rather disturbing story about my friends brother during his post-school Eurotrip involving 3 prostitutes, his hotel room being robbed and some roofies. Ever after hearing that story I think I'll think twice before I ever hire one... (or three)

Im scurred of AIDS but if i knew she was clean i would.

Without going into to much detail, all i have to say is this.

You've never had sex, until you've had sex with someone who does it for a living, and knows all the right buttons to push.

By the way, for all the hero's out there who think because they have a girlfriend they'll never need a prosti, my partner got me mine for my 20th, because shes bi, bet your lame girlfriend wouldn't do that for you.

Pshht who needs a prostitute? You never know how many people they had sex with and what you might get.

i must say that i don't find the idea of having payed sex even the least bit attractive

i have no problem with prostitution
i walk past several brothels with girls behind the windows every day after work (shortest route to the station)

but i don't feel attracted to the idea of having payed sex at all

sex without passion holds nothing for me


my girlfriend knows the buttons and is also bi

so you can quit gloating now

I believe that bisexualism is a sin. But a bisexual female is more often than not the other way to a man's heart besides his stomach.

No I have Taker. I guess I'd do the same as Vera :L

im a chick magnet

I don't hire prostitutes. Prostitutes hire me.

No, I would not.

~John

No sorry

I'm bisexual. Can you tell me how I am sinning by being attracted to both men and women?

And, sometimes, moderators are in for a surprise.

Nobody's telling you to be bisexual.

I'm a pimp.

Misread one of the options and chose it... "idc if its legal or not im gettin one". I thought it said "idc if its legal or not im not gettin one"
Opsies

No I wouldent... Id prefer do it with someone who I care for

Robertkills1
AKA
Santa

OMG you people are so epic fail.

Are you going to read the whole post or not y/n

Actually why am I bothering to type past the first seven words...?

If you had read the whole post you would have noticed that the part you kiddos were quoting was probably the least important part.

//_-

Hell no. Do you know how many STD's the average prostitute has? That's like asking for herpes.

I wouldn't. It would just be a little weird. I want to know the person I'm doing it with does it with me because they want to. Or because their shizzle-face drunk. Either way is fine with me.

Never in a million years, I think prostitutes are disgusting.

Well, I wouldn't hire a Prostitute, they're creepy lol.
Ever since I went to Vegas and saw one flirting with a garbage can. (Yes, a garbage can. The object) I've felt that they just aren't for me.

I'd rather not

You this fudgeers? This is the BEST POST EVER. I love Eurotrip man, and I now love you.

No, because I would much rather pick up a girl myself the proper way as God intended. Drunk, high and stupid at some party.

^^ They didn't do him any good

It doesn't matter if I'm good with women or not, really.

If ever I'm in Las Vegas I'm sure as hell getting an "escort".

The concept of me getting a prostitute isn't conceivable. I'd never do that.

No

*insert hilarious joke about how they would come to me*

Definately no.
Not being self-righteous or anything, but my previous sexual experiences have made me swear off any sexual contact for a long while

He was plain stupid. I mean, he was married to..Elizabeth Hurley?! :|



and no, i probably wouldn't....at least in here