Ahoy there, ye landlubbers! Shiver me timbers, we've got two new guides that've been added to the site on this day! First, the Agility Help guide has been rewritt'n to include new methods, and should now be a better help to all ye scallywags wishin' to train yer Agility quickly! A tankard o' our best rum goes to Uther for writin' this great guide for us! And second, the Dwarf Cannon quest guide has been rewritten to be much easier to use for all ye pirates-in-trainin'! A bowl o' our thickest stew for Eval Riz for this excellent guide!

And to those of ye who don't know, it's International Talk Like a Pirate Day - hence the odd grammar in this post!

Land-ho, and keep a-piratin',
Cap'n Salmoneus

Oh wow, Sal. I didn't think a scallywag like you supported these types of holidays.
Well Uther must be happy, and I must announce that me and Uther are currently teaming up for a guide rewrite soon!

Good job guys.

Twistedit: I can't understand you. My lil book o' piracy is in the bank.

^
i dont need a book o' piracy, i finished the quest >:]

haha good job on the guides uther and sals
will read real soon :]

You still need the book to communicate with some NPCs and I think Sal falls under that category.

Noo!
its almost 12 so pirates day is almost over

Of course, I'm an avid supporter of ITLAPD - it's our job to get the word out and make it an official holiday (ie. getting calendar printers to mark it down)!

Well I'm more impressed you've actually integrated that smiley into a conversation, quite well.

Awesome new guides.

Them there guides look mighty fantstic, if I do says so meself. Good works ya scallywags!

Happy ITLAPD everyone

And nice guides

We need a foine leprechaun toilking day to be sure!
Gratz on the goides. One of them is moi second fav. skill to be sure!

~Darth

Arr! It be pirate day? Shiver me timbers! This calls for a special occasion. Now, where be me booty to plunder about?





Congratulations to those who wrote those guides, looking pretty good!

EH? And why don't we get ter miss school for ITLAPD? I'd find it a wondrous occasion to miss such an inconventi

I stopped there. I'm bad at pirate talk. This just confirms your position as the coolest person ever.

Thank you, Sal.

Of all the easy quests, I've yet to do DC! It's going on my must-do list

Arr, landlubber! Slackin', be ye?! Get on that tharr plank, and we'll make a fine questerrr out o' ye!

Avast ye landlubbers! I must thank ye Sal for this good ol' tankard o' rum.
Great job Eval Riz on the new Dwarf Cannon guide, it looks great!
Oh yeah, and don't listen to Twist of Fate. He be nuts cos I has no idea what he be talking about.

Umm, I would join in, but I can't talk like a pirate. I tried, you don't wanna know how it sounded.

Uther - awesome guide - it's only fitting that someone with 99 agility make it. May I add that you look pretty good with that cape on
Eval - another job well done

Arr ye scabby bilge rat, ye need to walk the plank.


Wasn't TLAP day yesterday?

Kudos to Uther on a great guide! Really helpful!

Yarrr!
Congratz to those scallywags Uther and Eval!
EDIT: I fail at reading.

great job rizz, and uther.
i might have to go p2p again just to get a higher agility lvl!

Congratz Agility and Dwarf Cannon, you guys deserve it

Gratz Agility Help and Dwarf Cannon!

me next

That's exactly what I was thinking when I read "You guys deserved it"

Hey! Why do their guides get accepted!? I call shenanigans! Guide elections are rigged.

i thought sal was santa crazy not a pirate???

Santa takes 364 days out of the year to chill. Now OUR Santa takes one day out of the year to be a pirate.