Any person from any time period, fictional or non fictional... Preferably no Chuck Norris/Bruce Lee because they are kind of givens.

Mine would have to be:

* Brock Lesnar
* Goku
* Sea Bass from Dumber and Dumber
* Mrs. Weasley (when shes pissed)
* Morgan Freeman (storytelling abilities)

*Gandalf
*Jack Bauer
*Anthony Shaw (crazy friend, he'll do anything)
*Mr T
*This man.

1) Christopher Walken
2) Lars Ulrich
3) James Hetfield
4) Kirk Hammet
5 Rob Trujulo.

That way me and Mr. Walken could kick some serious arse while Metallica plays some sweet arse music while we are doing it. Most preferred Leper Messiah's thrash part, coz that would make a kick arse movie scene. Also, Mr. Walken would occasionally say something, it doesnt matter what, but it would always be F'ing awesome.

OnYx

1. Andre the Giant
2. Tyler Durden
3. Drago (russian guy from Rocky IV. "I must break you")
4. Kareem Abdul Jabbar
5. William Shatner (in his younger days)

Man that team is so awesome.

1. Ssj7 Gojeta
2. Godzilla
3. Kimbo Slice
4. That girl from Project A-ko(anime)
5. Thanos w/ Infinity Gauntlet (Marvel Comics)

Chuck Norris
Megan Fox (god bless anyone that dares to touch her)
God
Zidane (or whatever HEADBUTT)
Barney the Dinosaur
well i think that lineup

- Jesus Christ.
- Gandalf the White
- Johnny Storm
- Light from the amine "Death Note"
- Vladimir Putin

Yeah, I got everything covered.

Are non-humans allowed? If so:

Kakarot
Fessic (not Andre, Jack >:( )
Cthulhu
Ryuuk
Optimus Prime (there'd have to be at least one Decepticon in the bar)

If not... Fessic has a history of winning bar fights alone, so I wouldn't need 5.

i'd take dad

Nice original idea!!!!
This certainly doesn't exist within a facebook application!!!!
brb let me get what i chose

- Wolverine (like, srsly ppl)
- Barack Obama
- Random cannon fodder #1
- Random cannon fodder #2
- Random cannon fodder #3

I'll change if I can think of any character that isn't from an anime.

Having casual planet/country/city destroyers fight on your side in a bar fight is a bit of an overkill.

-Terminator
-The Three Blind Mice
-King Arthur

I Have a casual Universe/Galaxy/Solar System Destroyer on my team is that bad to?

Bas Rutten.

I would need no one else.

No, because destroying the universe/galaxy would equal destroying yourself as well.

Same goes for solar system destroying unless you have the speed/abilities to move out of it in time. :3 That or reality warping abilities to back it up.

Thanos=Immortal and The Infinity Gauntlet=Uber supreme omega l33t h4x0r god mod++ so yes among billions of other things i do have reality warping abilities to back it up

Gtfo.

Jesus Christ always wins though.

Clint Eastwood.

With Clint Eastwood on my side, I don't need anyone else. It doesn't make much of a difference if it's the modern Clint or the younger Clint, though I must say, the was quite the stud in the 60's.

No one because I'm peace.

But you do want me with fiery passion correct?

1. Jack Spicer
2. Severus Snape
3. Wolverine
4. Satan
5. Wise Old Man

Badass :3

I'd bring Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Muhammad Ali, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and possibly Po22.

Batman
Joker
Spiderman
Superman
Wonder Woman

Win.

Obviously Dilios so he can tell our story.
Batman, but not Robin because he's useless. Robin only has a cell phone which may/may not get reception.
The ghost of Dimebag Darrel, because he cannot die and could shred harmonics to destroy the bar.
A giant cockroach.
Iron man, with Zakk Wylde controlling the left arm, and Ozzy Osbourne controlling the rest of Iron Man's body.

Would you by any chance be referring to the Jack Spicer from Shaolin Showdown? If so then i must bow to your all mighty taste in badassery i never even thought of that.

Chuck Norris.
King Leonidas.
Davy Jones.
Charizard.
The Blob.

Jesus, Steven Hawking, Whoever the strongest man in the world is at the moment, Mohamed Ali, Derren Brown.
Jesus an like pwn them, Steven hawking can like do tactics or something, the strongman can carry me away to safety, Mohamed Ali an keep me amused by punching cats, and Derren Brown can hypnotise the ebil people.





I too think it is total genius . And doesn't it begin with an x, yay for my years of watching cartoons

Chuck Norris.

Indeed I am. Damn I love that show.


Let's go, Xiaolin Showdown!

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I liked Raimundo best

Kimiko was my favourite, although this is getting slightly off-topic now. It's tempting to start a Xiaolin Showdown topic, but I don't know if many people here watched it.

1. Magic of Woodcut
2. Magic of Woodcut
3. Magic of Woodcut
4. Magic of Woodcut
5. Magic of Woodcut

I stand alone

Then everyone else is a newb .
Only awesome people could understand the leetness of it .

1. Mr. Wonka
2. The "Oracle" from 300 (Oh. My. God.)
3. Stewie Griffin
4. Bart Simpson
5. Elrond?

We could have a topic with only 3 people posting on it eventually people will see it and go. Oh wtf iz diz then they'll youtube/google it and be enlightened aswell.

I vaguely remember watching it like 5 years ago on WB, can't remember much about it though. :3

Clyde the Orangutan
James Franco
Uncle Fester
Magic of Woodcut (he stands alone )
Mark Twain

Ade Rai.

That is all.

HIS PONYTAIL WILL CRUSH YOU

chuck norris

dick chaney-after he lost

john wayne-in the alamo

peter griffin-with the chicken

chcken-with peter girffin

1.) Chuck Norris
2.) Jackie Chan
3.) Chuck Norris
4.) Gertjaars
5.) Chuck Norris.

I don't think Jesus is much of a fighter. Or maybe he is?
Jesus Vs Satan! (Only on Payperview!)

Chuck Norris and my mother.

I seem to recall he actually won in the episode. (And Satan made a killing in gambling bets.)

Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
and
Chuck Norris


totally

Jesco White, Anton Chigurh, Charles Bronson (Micheal Peterson), Ivan Drago and Ichi The Killer.

My 67 year old father who still regularly beats me in fights and anyone else who tries. Former Jarhead. I know he's never gotten serious with me and I still can't beat him. And I'm not a lightweight.

Besides that, I guess my two best buddies that I go to mixed martial arts with, and one of their sisters who has a black belt.

edit: Just to prove how scary my dad is, until two years ago when he got rotator cuff surgeries on both his shoulders he could still do 15 one handed pull ups with each arm. O_o

Man
Reap
Xaria!!!!
adam?
gillis!!!

gud team!!

But the guy who was born in the Birthplace of Karates not on that list?
I could take Gillis out easily.

I call Meidou for my team.

I call Vera cuz she terrist and can get Osama to kill the baddies