Title explains. Post the unfunniest joke ever.

ANNNNND GO

Mutt.

cool story bro.

you're so mean

I'm sorry

Most Americans are obviously not fond of 9/11 jokes, so I guess they are really bad, or even the worst jokes.
"Q: What's Al Qaida's favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets"

Pig fell in mud! i own!

Once there was this guy, neither did the other one, and the next day it rained.

its okay, just try and be nicer to people like mutt, he cant help but be an idiot.

I thought the cleverness of my post would make up for how mean it was.

what do you get when you cross the beatles with the rolling stones?




the crushed bugs







DAEDPAN AMIRITE

Keep em coming

It's not weird that I tell the worst jokes possible irl and then laugh loads at them just to see the very confused faces of people around me, is it? xD

What's a pirate's favorite letter!? RRRRRRRRRRRR!!
What's a pirates favorite desease!? Scuuuuurvy!

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb






depends if he can reach










how many asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb







depends if he can reach

Two guys walked into a bar. You'd think at least one of them saw it.

^OLD sorry

MagedYew told me this joke. Credit to him.

How many pures does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

1 to replace it, 1000 more to complain about how the old one was better.

^OLD too
make them original dangit







what did confucius say to the tree?




y wud he talk 2 tree

I had no idea that the unfunniest joke had to be original.

thts a funny joke
give us something unfunny

Your mum

Pirates didn't like scurvy, it was something to avoid. >:(

A lion, giraffe and a rhino walked into a bar, the rhino fainted.

The Landlord said:
You can't leave that lyin' here.

The giraffe said:
It ain't a lion, it is a rhino

America's health care system

A ticket-checker walks into a train and starts checking tickets. Most of the girls are ticketless.

The first girl is wearing a T-shirt and pants and shoes, so he levies a fine of $100.
The second girl is wearing a smaller T-shirt and a skirt and no shoes, so he levies a fine of $50.
The third girl is wearing only a bra and panties, so he levies a fine of $20.
He levies no fine to the fourth girl.




Why??











































Because she had a ticket.

What's a chicken's least-favorite day of the week? Fry-day!

Hwar hwar hwar hwar hwar

Any Jokes that i make automatically become super-hilarious therefore i can't say any or else it'll automatically become funny no matter how dull and bland/retarded and stupid it is.

Sort of like Seth Rogen.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
Canoes tip.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side

What do you get when you cross a chiwawa and a beaver?
A beaverly hills chiwawa
Knock knock
who's there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes your friend, let me in.
Ok I'll shut up now

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Me.

Knock Knock.
Who's there
*walks away*

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

How long does your mother need to take out the garbage?
Nine months.

Worst I can think of.

Airplane food, what's up with that?

Your mom's so fat they gave her her own zip code

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it couldn't duck under it!

^2 more bad jokes to add to this topic's suicide-causing, eye-clawing collection

Your mom!

The Horse walks into a bar
and the bartender ask " why the long face?"

What's the difference between a pedophile and acne? One of them waits until you're 13 to come on your face.

Extremely unfunny^^

On the wrapper of a snack bar thing called LCMs:
Why did the LCM cross the road?
'Cos it was stuck to the chickens foot.

GF

That's what she said.

C-H-I-H-U-A-H-U-A. Not being a smartass I just know how to spell chihuahua so I correct everyone that spells it wrong


Keep em coming guys.

what do you get when you cross a chicken with some books??



i win!

Q. What's the difference between a duck?
A. One leg is both the same!

Q. How many martians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One and a half.

Q. What's the difference between a duck and an elephant?
A. You can't get down from an elephant.

Q. Why is a mouse when it spins?
A. The higher, the fewer.

Wooden Gravy.

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Your moms so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
That shirt makes you look like a dic*head. Oh wait that's your face.

Unfunniest imo

How to make holy water:
You take some water and boil the hell out of it.





















































This joke is so crappy that I wanna kill myself

Where do you bury a dead baby?
In a dumpster

What do I win?

What's the difference between pile of dead babies and a sports car?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
One in the middle trying to eat its way out.

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see its reaction.

How many dead babies can fit in a telephone booth?
37.

Also, anything related to Chuck Norris. Most are just horrible, so it kills the actually funny ones.

You means smth. like this?:
CHUCK NORRIS' TEARS CURE CANCER, too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry

Yessir, that's what I mean

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped. GF! I win, GIVE ME TEH PHAT!

No offence to anyone on this joke.

Your Dad