makes chocalate cake and stays at home under a couch protecting it

Couch bursts into flames.

GO SQUIRTLE!

GO RYQUAZA!!!1! HYPER SPEED!! GO SNATCH BALL!!
Eats the cake and licks the plate.

Stomach, meet jackhammer. I hammer your innards out and steal the cake... mush.

Creates a time machine and stops drakesword from ever making the cake then burns the blueprints for the machine.

father time comes out of a portal with a vicous chihauaha and it eats mediou

drakesword steps through the portal with his cake and shoots raving with a machine gun

o yeah

lol wtf. Raving ranger regenerates because he is a vampire like Alucard. (if you don't know it look him up) and turns into a demonic vampire dog and eats your limbs and uses my hand to split your face in two right down the center. then i take the cake and i go back to the infernal pits of hell to reside once more.
this is alucard:

slashes open his stomach with my switch blade from the inside

adds sprinkles and icing to the cake

so you didnt do anything


i rip off your head with chainsaw throw you into a volcano then detonate bomb in the volcano

ur dead

and i have the cake

The cake is a lie.



Mr. Original '09.

forces smile to tell me where the real cake is then i lite him on fire

Father time dissapears and erases all events previous to this post since you failed to spell my name correctly.



That is also Alucard and when he kills a vampire it doesn't turn into girly-ass sparkles.

Alucard takes the cake and his eyeball dog thing eats it.

this is pretty much a copy of the phat thread but with a cake instead, but the phat one is more popular.

kills gladus and gets to the secret room where the cake is with all thoes delicious things in it. mmm caek.

Oh you just noticed? Steal's cake from ranger and eats it all before anyone can take it back.

~Markbalex