Neo Avatars
Oct 2 2009, 09:56 AM
We have decided to freshen up the Official Jagex Store a little by introducing some brand new items and packs.
T-shirtsDesigned by staff here at Jagex, we wanted to bring these t-shirts out as a special and personal celebration of our experiences of the unique history and culture that has developed around our games. Check out the
"Worst Update Ever",
"Mugger Level 6" and
"Rare" t-shirts, and the FunOrb
"Let's Bounce!" t-shirt, and you’ll see what we mean.
PostersWe have also added
four high-quality posters to the store in response to demand we've received over the last few weeks. You will now be able to find three RuneScape scenes in the store, and a brand new Arcanists-themed poster that our FunOrb players might be interested in.
PacksWe’ve released
six new packs that offer some great savings – our
new gamer pack is better than ever – and with the variety that’s now on offer, there should be something for everyone.
Head over to the store now to check out the new items for yourself.
OnYx
Oct 2 2009, 09:59 AM
I have waited for these updates to come for so long, I've forgotten that I wanted them. I like posters though. Werewolf and Zamorak look amazing. XD at the Rare t-shirt.
OnYx
dei wei
Oct 2 2009, 10:00 AM
It's nice to see jagex adding items to the store but I dought I would buy them.
Goggie
Oct 2 2009, 10:06 AM
Never has an update of such pure win been devised... until now.
Tree
Oct 2 2009, 10:12 AM
This is awesome. I'm definitely going to buy the "rare" T-shirt.
Kingme
Oct 2 2009, 10:17 AM
MMG went to a fair in the "Worst Update Ever" shirt. Pretty epic shirt imo
Wooden Gravy
Oct 2 2009, 10:23 AM
Sounds pretty cool, though none of my friends would get it, and I would probably get bullied, so I probably won't get one.

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Thanks,
Wooden Gravy.
EDIT: (At LightSlei's post) I can (on FireFox, but not IE, FIREFOX WIN KAI?)
Here are the pictures you desire:



LightSlei
Oct 2 2009, 11:11 AM
I can't even get the page to load

. So anyone mind posting an image of what they look like?
Ambo100
Oct 2 2009, 11:19 AM
I want more varied merchandise like stress toys and key rings
Goggie
Oct 2 2009, 11:19 AM
Most of the links come up as broken for me, and the ones that aren't take over a minute to load.
Lord Earth
Oct 2 2009, 11:31 AM
Lol, I guess this is broken page week for Jagex.

Can't wait to see these though, they sound pretty lol'able, although I'd still never get a RS related item.
Superkid711
Oct 2 2009, 11:49 AM
While they say they're poking fun at themselves, I think they're
really poking fun at all the whiny and complainy little noobs. Which makes it much more awesome.

This broke me out of my display name rage. Thanks Jagex.
LightSlei
Oct 2 2009, 11:50 AM
QUOTE (Wooden Gravy @ Oct 2 2009, 11:23 AM)

Sounds pretty cool, though none of my friends would get it, and I would probably get bullied, so I probably won't get one.

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Thanks,
Wooden Gravy.
EDIT: (At LightSlei's post) I can (on FireFox, but not IE, FIREFOX WIN KAI?)
I'm on Chrome, KAI?

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QUOTE (Ambo100 @ Oct 2 2009, 12:19 PM)

I want more varied merchandise like stress toys and key rings

I would definitely buy a RS stress toy. Oh the things you could do!
Wooden Gravy
Oct 2 2009, 01:00 PM
QUOTE (LightSlei @ Oct 2 2009, 12:50 PM)

QUOTE (Wooden Gravy @ Oct 2 2009, 11:23 AM)

Sounds pretty cool, though none of my friends would get it, and I would probably get bullied, so I probably won't get one.

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Thanks,
Wooden Gravy.
EDIT: (At LightSlei's post) I can (on FireFox, but not IE, FIREFOX WIN KAI?)
I'm on Chrome, KAI?

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QUOTE (Ambo100 @ Oct 2 2009, 12:19 PM)

I want more varied merchandise like stress toys and key rings

I would definitely buy a RS stress toy. Oh the things you could do!
I madez de picz fr youz n u liek omg u r bad, mak me cwy.
Nah, but FireFox, is actually surprisingly good. It opens new windows about 40x faster than IE, seriously, it's so fast that it actually opens the window before you click it, even think of clicking the window. It is faster than thoughts themselves, so... Yeah....
I probably will never by this.
Wooden Gravy.
Wiltingplant
Oct 2 2009, 01:34 PM
are there larger versions of the art on the shirts anywhere?
-82-
Oct 2 2009, 01:59 PM
Mith
Oct 2 2009, 02:22 PM
Even better than the display name changes! Two great updates in 2 days

Now, on a more serious note. The shouldn't have put "Jagex" on most of their shirts..
Donovan
Oct 2 2009, 02:30 PM
This is the worst update ever.
Stella
Oct 2 2009, 02:31 PM
Thats cute.

Like the posters.
I don't think I'll get any though.
Duckies
Oct 2 2009, 02:46 PM
Why did they have to put Jagex on the back? WHY????? >:(
Obeliskos
Oct 2 2009, 03:18 PM
lol Jagex. I don't get the point of buying t-shirts with game logos on them. Not just RuneScape, I've seen World of Warcraft shirts too. It's like an invitation to get beat up.
The Worst Update Ever t-shirt won't make sense to most people. I bet even fellow RS players won't get what it means. Besides, what a dull t-shirt. Three words on the front making an inside joke that most people won't get and the Jagex logo slapped on the back.
Kwinten
Oct 2 2009, 03:35 PM
I lol'd irl at the "Let's bounce" one.
My gosh that is pure genius.
Fake
Oct 2 2009, 03:38 PM
They'd be alot better without the Jagex logo.
Twist of Fate
Oct 2 2009, 03:39 PM
I literally Lol'd at the burnt lobster rare.
tykiller777
Oct 2 2009, 03:57 PM
that is, by far, the worst game update EVER! rofl. but it's nice to see the store get some new material.
Eval Riz
Oct 2 2009, 04:21 PM
Altough I, of course, would not get it....
awesome.
The "Worst Update Ever" Shirt is Humorous. They mock themselves :-)
The Rare shirt is just plain awesome.
Haha.
Miss.death
Oct 2 2009, 06:54 PM
LoL nice t-shirts... But!
i've been making my own t-shirts for years, rofl..
not RS ones tho,

ive got an ALPHA tee, with velcro letters on, so i can put what i like on it, lol
Mohorak
Oct 2 2009, 07:04 PM
Lol the moment I saw this on the front page I read it in my mind in Comic Book Guy's voice
Sonata
Oct 2 2009, 09:03 PM
I want those shirts so bad.
-REAP-
Oct 2 2009, 11:23 PM
wow i would totaly wear those to skool!
Birthday
Oct 3 2009, 08:50 AM
Those are actually prett funny. I like the mugger lvl 6 the best. But the front ruins it.
Sk8skull
Oct 3 2009, 11:47 AM
the worst upadte one is funny.
i would get it, but my freinds would be like "what is that?"
Obeliskos
Oct 3 2009, 03:59 PM
QUOTE (-REAP- @ Oct 3 2009, 12:23 AM)

wow i would totaly wear those to skool!
Why not save time and just tell everybody to pick on you?
Arianna
Oct 5 2009, 09:18 AM
QUOTE (Obeliskos @ Oct 3 2009, 09:59 PM)

QUOTE (-REAP- @ Oct 3 2009, 12:23 AM)

wow i would totaly wear those to skool!
Why not save time and just tell everybody to pick on you?
Why so?

Also, I'd like to suggest Jagex a variation on one of their t-shirts: "Best Update Ever", with an arrow pointing to one's crotch. HILARITY ENSUES
Cattius
Oct 5 2009, 01:33 PM
QUOTE (Arianna @ Oct 5 2009, 03:18 PM)

QUOTE (Obeliskos @ Oct 3 2009, 09:59 PM)

QUOTE (-REAP- @ Oct 3 2009, 12:23 AM)

wow i would totaly wear those to skool!
Why not save time and just tell everybody to pick on you?
Why so?

Because unfortunately Runescape is seen by most young people as a 'nerd' or 'idiot' game

So admitting you play is like positioning yourself at the edge of a cliff and asking someone to push you.
fano2007
Oct 6 2009, 07:23 AM
hmm...i'd rather buy metal real size godswords so i can smack people >=)
Arianna
Oct 6 2009, 08:48 AM
QUOTE (Cattius @ Oct 5 2009, 07:33 PM)

QUOTE (Arianna @ Oct 5 2009, 03:18 PM)

QUOTE (Obeliskos @ Oct 3 2009, 09:59 PM)

QUOTE (-REAP- @ Oct 3 2009, 12:23 AM)

wow i would totaly wear those to skool!
Why not save time and just tell everybody to pick on you?
Why so?

Because unfortunately Runescape is seen by most young people as a 'nerd' or 'idiot' game

So admitting you play is like positioning yourself at the edge of a cliff and asking someone to push you.
I'd have an excuse to punch the aforementioned people in the family jewels - I fail to see the downsides of that! ;o
EDIT
Hell, a friend of mine has worn a "Natural 20" die (including arrow pointing at crotch) shirt in class this morning, and everybody was commenting on how []ing awesome it was!
Mohorak
Oct 6 2009, 11:47 AM
QUOTE (Arianna @ Oct 6 2009, 09:48 AM)

QUOTE (Cattius @ Oct 5 2009, 07:33 PM)

QUOTE (Arianna @ Oct 5 2009, 03:18 PM)

QUOTE (Obeliskos @ Oct 3 2009, 09:59 PM)

QUOTE (-REAP- @ Oct 3 2009, 12:23 AM)

wow i would totaly wear those to skool!
Why not save time and just tell everybody to pick on you?
Why so?

Because unfortunately Runescape is seen by most young people as a 'nerd' or 'idiot' game

So admitting you play is like positioning yourself at the edge of a cliff and asking someone to push you.
I'd have an excuse to punch the aforementioned people in the family jewels - I fail to see the downsides of that! ;o
EDIT
Hell, a friend of mine has worn a "Natural 20" die (including arrow pointing at crotch) shirt in class this morning, and everybody was commenting on how []ing awesome it was!

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