Apart from the fact that most rock is a LOAD OF EARBLEEDING shizzle, rap has a couple of gems up its sleeve... for instance:
LIL KIM - Beautiful sound, so awesome.
CHINGY - RIGHT THURRRRRRR. 'Nuff said.
50 CENT - This man is an absolute POET! His rhyming is so clean he could be a maid or some shizzle.
LIL WAYNE - A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI-ILLI-MILLI A MILLILAMILLI fudge YES THIS GUY IS AWEOME I COULD SPEND YEARS JUST LISTENING TO THAT SONG ALONE!
Then we look at the terrible music pumped out by various types of rock. Anyone playing Metallica, Slipknot, Megadeth, SOAD or Disturbed needs to die. Like, right now. I don't care that they're popular in your little preschool, WHAT THEY PRODUCE IS ON PAR TO THE SOUND OF A GIRAFFE DIEING!
Has anyone ever heard of a rockstar getting any chicks? Like ever? NO! That's because the rappers have the hos LINING UP!
Pssh, I've said what I came to say. Let's see what sal's has to say in return.
Dad out.
