You are a POORLY DRAWN FUGITIVE. You are ABOUT to be EXECUTED. You DO NOT know WHY, or WHO you ARE.

There is a LAZER CANUN that is about to SHOOT you. What do you do?

Rules:

- Only suggestions, please.
- They aren't supposed to be drawn out well.
- Be as insane as you wish.
- I will choose any suggestion I wish.


CURRENT GOALS:
- Do not get shot
- Find out why you are supposed to be executed
- Find your arms
- Name self

I remember this form of game in the form of a skiing adventure. Nice to see the game type brought back.

He looks like a Joey. Maybe use the x as arms? And EAT THE CANNON!

Yes, it is the same style of game. I actually did one of those once, but not as well as one I did on another forum.

Anyway...



ARMZ GET

NAME GET

One arm is shorter than the other, though. WHO CARES YOUR NAME IS JOEY.



You bite the CANUN. The EXECUTOR looks sad, I mean, you just ATE his GIANT LAZER CANUN.

Why is that guy eating a penis?

Why aren't you?

Bad comeback.

Because that would be immoral cannibalism.

WIN. And the guy beside him looks sad.


Ask the executer for details

You sucessfully complete all of the goals and win the game.

You commit IMMORAL CANNIBALISM.

You realize why you are on DEATH ROW.

It'll probably take a while. This game kinda died last time...

Suggestions:

Change your current objectives.
Make the skull into a mask.
Color your eyes black again. (Use sharpie or something)
Look for Candy Mountain!

CaNdY MoUnTaIn!!! YaY!!!!