This thread is just a little thing where people would say "What would you do if Sasquatch came to your house with a gun threating to kill you" kinda thing. You would answer and then make a new "What would you" for the next person to answer, Ill start off.

What would you do if a fat guy came toward you with a knife saying " Time to die "

ROFL! Cant wait to see what you guys post

Jogy

Make fat jokes until his self-esteem is so low that he uses that knife on himself.

What would you do if you got drunk and accidentally had a one night stand with your grandma.

Tell Grandma that she made some bad cookies, passed out, and had a weird dream.

What would you do if all of those Soviet Russia jokes happened?

Look online, to make sure I am thinking of the right jokes

What would you do if you fell asleep, and woke up on the other side of the world (without intentionally being on any kind of transportation)

hmm id have to say time to go back too sleep!

what would you do if if one day you woke up in a female/male body which was ultra hot with a buitiful husband/wife. who was

The hell would you think I do?

WWYD if you had a sweet convertible Mustang, but today the weather was incredibly rainy?

I would go and eat some cookies... mmmm... cookies

What would you do if a Nacho truck flipped over on the high way, steal the nachos or check on the driver?

Check on the driver, 'cause that's called DOIN' THE RIGHT THING.

What would you do if you were standing alone in the middle of a circle of gangstas, and they were all staring at you?

CRANK DAT SOULJA BOIIII YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU

What would you do if you where in a car you know you could run away from cops in, and you were about to get pulled over for doing 100+? Pull over or run away?

I'd pull over and tell the cop "Want some weed?"

What would you do if A guy came up to you with a gun and said "Give me yourz money! I need it for Runescapez memberships!"

I'd say "put down the toy gun, kid".

You've been pulled over and the cops found weed in your car. If you tell the cop who you bought it from, they would not give you any charges. You bought it from a friend. Would you take the misdemeanor for possession or let the dealer get a felony for trafficking?

I'd go with the misdemeanor. I bought it, I deserve the punishment for it.

What would you do if you were watching the news and saw your parent's faces under a big headline saying "Wanted for Murder"?

Crack a beer and watch with a thin smile across my lips.

That girl from last night, she is pregnant and keeping it. What do you do?

That'd mean that there must've been a guy with us, so I'd probably see if I got pregnant, too.

You switch bodies with Brad Pitt for a day. What would you do?

Break up with Jolie, utilize the body in the best way possible, then return to my own body and watch the chaos unform.

What would you do if your house was on fire and you could only save one member of your family?

Honestly I'm not even sure if I'd be capable of saving one But I'd save whoever's easiest to save.

What would you do if you accidentally got time travelled to 1959?

Kill the hippies.

What would you do if you were the Ram's head coach right now?

I'd use our awesome advanced equipment to rise in power in the government, then make sure the US didn't piss off Fidel Castro again.

What would you do if a random guy sent you a letter saying that he knew everything about you, and that he'd been following you for years?

I would say quit stalking me Nacho and why would you follow a guy as boring me.

What would you do if Runescape was ran by the Salmoneus Mafia?

I'd continue playing normally because the Salmoneus Mafia isn't very intimidating

What would you do if you gained the power to read minds?

I would, um, read peoples' minds?


What would you do if your house exploded?

build a shack on a mountainside and live as a hermit.


what would you do if you had a million dollars?

Buy three wishes.

What would you do with three wishes?

1.Wish that I have unlimited wish's.
2.Wish for Fang to come back to Sal's.
3.Get the worlds best computer! (I sure know meh tech eh?)

~Markbalex

>1959
>hippies

lol

Mark did not leave a question, so: What would you do if I sang out of tune?

Buy the worlds best earplug's and move to china and wear them nonstop .

What would you do if: You where about to die.

~Markbalex

If I was "where about to die" I'd run away so I wouldn't die.

What would you do if you found a dead guy in your garage?

Lets see...Run around the yard screaming I din't do it I swear!!!Call the Police...

~Markbalex

id do neither of these (no question)

what would you do if your school/office/work place would burn down, right now.

I would scream "Yes!"

What would you do if Miley Cyrus was in front of you threatening to kidnap you and play with you?

i don't know ethier A. maybe, or b. lead her into the sewers where should would live for the rest of her life

you had to ethier eat corn pops or frosted flakes

omgeeee ummmmmm frosted flakes ftw!! i dont like pops too much lolz.

what would you do if someone asked you to be part of an "experimental procedure"?

I'd say no...

What would you do if you had to move to Indonesia (don't answer if you're Indonesian)?

I'd probably enjoy the cultural experience but I'd miss America.

What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night and your TV was floating in the air?

I'd go back to sleep

What would you do if you had to go to a Phillip Glass concert?

Skip out on the concert cause i have no clue who this is, and whoever he is he is nowhere as good as LP.

What would you do if you had pocket queens vs a guy who just raised all in pre-flop?

I'd go 'What?'

What would you if you woke up and found yourself on the first manned mission to Mars?

I would start thinking of a hippy dippy smart speech.

What would you say when you first stepped on Mars?

I'd say meh, and probably die from the solar winds.

Btw, i was taking about poker up there.

What would you do if you accidentally ate your marble collecting mistaking them for jawbreakers late at night?

spit the thing out...

WWYD if you had a crush on a girl and she IM'd you.

Say hi.

What would you do if the song "Like a boss" played repeatedly in your head?

I hit my head against the wall as hard as I could... like a boss.

What would you do if you could turn invisible?

Two words: Megan Fox

What would you do if the world imploded?

I'd most likely die so that's not much of a question.

What would you do if you got a free ticket to Jagexland?

I would rip them up.....

what would you do if the world was invaded by aliens and then you got abducted by them and got taken to mars and then got dissected and then they put you back together again and you were fine and then you stole a lazer gun?