Simple. Post something more manly than the person above you.
Full Version: The Official Manliness Contest
Inspired by Lady Sonny's welcome topic.
Simple. Post something more manly than the person above you.
Simple. Post something more manly than the person above you.
A very manly kiss.
Hi.
My name is Chris Hansen. Why don't you take a seat right over there.
My name is Chris Hansen. Why don't you take a seat right over there.
Since this was so manly that noone even bothered replying to it i figured i'de just copy it over.
It seems in order to truly cnquer this thread, i will be forced to use one of my forbidden techniques. A technique so powerful it will likely kill me but that may happen so be it. I will not allow my pride to suffer any longer. Brace yourselves for my imminent victory.
The Raw Embodiment of Manhood lies beneath the spoiler once you click it you will forever feel like a good kitty! little girl in comparison.
Are you sure you are prepared? Such manhood may cause your penis to revert inside your body. I will not be held responsible for any genital damage. Click at your own risk
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It seems in order to truly cnquer this thread, i will be forced to use one of my forbidden techniques. A technique so powerful it will likely kill me but that may happen so be it. I will not allow my pride to suffer any longer. Brace yourselves for my imminent victory.
Spoiler: Click to Toggle the Spoiler.
The Raw Embodiment of Manhood lies beneath the spoiler once you click it you will forever feel like a good kitty! little girl in comparison.
Spoiler: Click to Toggle the Spoiler.
Are you sure you are prepared? Such manhood may cause your penis to revert inside your body. I will not be held responsible for any genital damage. Click at your own risk
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...And then Chabal came along
Contest over.
QUOTE (Kwinten @ Oct 5 2009, 02:45 PM) 
Contest over.
Because once Kwinten fails it's no fun anymore.
QUOTE (Poke @ Oct 5 2009, 02:48 PM)
Fail.
Rosie O'Donnell is the manliest fat manwoman ever.
QUOTE (Meidou @ Oct 5 2009, 06:51 PM)
QUOTE (Poke @ Oct 5 2009, 02:48 PM)
Fail.
Rosie O'Donnell is the manliest fat manwoman ever.
YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY NEVER HEARD OF SUSAN BOYLE
QUOTE (Poke @ Oct 5 2009, 02:52 PM)
QUOTE (Meidou @ Oct 5 2009, 06:51 PM)
QUOTE (Poke @ Oct 5 2009, 02:48 PM)
Fail.
Rosie O'Donnell is the manliest fat manwoman ever.
YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY NEVER HEARD OF SUSAN BOYLE
Just because she's old and ugly doesn't mean shes manly.
Ahem.
QUOTE (Meidou @ Oct 5 2009, 07:46 PM)
QUOTE (Kwinten @ Oct 5 2009, 02:45 PM)
Contest over.
Because once Kwinten fails it's no fun anymore.
OH YOU'RE SUCH A CYNICAL REBEL
Bruce Lee.
It's only a matter of time until someone posts Chuck Norris.
QUOTE (Kemosabe @ Oct 5 2009, 10:57 PM)
It's only a matter of time until someone posts Chuck Norris.
But don't forget...
It's pretty hard to beat the above pic 
The other day I headbutted the sidewalk while objectifying women with a raw steak in my hand. On the day to the niners game. FOOTBALL!!!
Amirite or amirite?
Wooden Gravy.
QUOTE (Po22 @ Oct 5 2009, 09:45 PM)
The other day I headbutted the sidewalk while objectifying women with a raw steak in my hand. On the day to the niners game. FOOTBALL!!!
going to be hard to beat that.
It was easy, actually...
He doesn't need a head.
DAS NOT MAH CORTERBACK. ITS RELLEY UNFARE.
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No.
@Ph201: that's disturbing on so many levels.
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Wooden Gravy.
QUOTE (Lol @ Oct 10 2009, 06:51 PM)
OMG TOPIC WON
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