I think just about everyone knows how to play but for those of you who don't know here is how it goes. I someone makes a wish then the next poster corrupts it and makes a new wish. Very simple eh?


I wish for me not to make a wish.

Too bad, you just did.

I wish for a good book.

you find a really well made book, which could last for over a 10000 years. with blank pages =)


i wish for a smiley.

Granted. But the link is broken.

I wish the following sentence was true:
The above sentence is false.

Good luck,

Wooden Gravy.

Granted but your paradox creates a blackhole of infinite mass and sucks you and everyone into it. (It should be obvious that you died.)

I wish for dragon balls so i can make 3 wishes instead of this shizzlety 1 wish i get here.

Granted, but you get a dragon with 7 balls and to get your wishes you have to lick them all.

I wish i had a pet llama.

Granted, but the shipping order messes up and you actually get a pet banana...what? Nvm

I wish I actually had a decent wish to wish for

Granted but you forget.

I wish my banana was a llama.

Granted, but the banana was so mouldy you end up with a dead llama.

I wish for an entertaining book.

Granted, but you lose it when you're halfway through the climax.

I wish the next poster would stop currupting my wishes.

granted but since i don't corrupt your wish you dont get a wish, only cookie.

i wish to not wish to make a wish not to wish for you to not stop corrupting my wishes

Granted. I corrupt your wish.

I wish this wish was incorruptable.

Granted, but the wish metamorphs into spam and you get banned.

I wish i could stop procrastinating.

Granted, but only got 5 minutes.

I wish that that this topic was closed

granted but just let me do some procrastinating on that.

i want pizza

granted, but it had anchovies on it.

i wish i had a pet rock

Granted, but it contracts rabies and infects you.

I wish that I had super strength!

Granted, but you only get to fight people with 99 Defense.

I wish the next poster wouldn't post.

I post....
I wish I had a Phat...

Granted, but if disintegrates. I wish we could square pie.

Granted...but you can only square it after you die...
I want a real life not spent in front of a keyboard...

granted, i take away *all* your extremeties so you can't type anymore...

I wish for a new pair of shoes!

I got the last pair before you Sarah

I wish I'd have the attention span of more than 30 minutes.

: )

Granted, but we've only got 4 minutes to save the world

I wish that I was a shop

A photoshop, you mean? Okay, enjoy being trapped in a computer for the rest of eternity.

I wish I had a bagel.

Wish granted, but the bagel is poisoned.

I wish I had eternally lasting chocolate bar



mmmm......

Granted, but it's a five year old, half-melted, ever-lasting chocolate bar.

I wish I could ace my test.

You get a 100% on your 'Do I have mental disabilities?' test.

I wish for a Purple Gatorade. (We're all out. )

~~Samarkov

You have a purple gotorade, but it's mouldy and 10000 years old.

I wish I had a donkey.

Granted, but it's an ass. (Ha ha, pun)

I wish I had another fresh Welch's Fruit Snacks package.

granted, but its rotten.

i wish for a spoon.

Granted, but it's a spork.

I wish that you all die.

Granted, but you die from radiation sickness of a nuclear bomb after everybody else has died.
I wish to become Eddie the Head/Edward the Great.

You become Edward Cullen instead. Fangirls accidentally smother you in their enthusiasm.

I wish for world peace. (Don't you dare corrupt this one!)

Granted, but america suddenly bombs every country.
I wish for a genie.

The genie has a wacky sense of humor, is huge, grows a weird mustache, and is blue. You go insane.

I wish for a fish on a dish--it's delish!

Granted, but before you can eat it, it flops pack into your fish tank.

I wish i didnt wish for anything

Too late.

I wish that Candlejack wasn't a real