Ok, so here's the point to this post. What you are going to want to do, is to see if you can post a Chuck Norris joke that hasn't already been said! This way, we can have more variety in the jokes, so you won't be scrolling through the same ones twenty times!

I'll start it off: Did you know that Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!?!

Good luck guys!

I am afraid, sir, that you stole my joke.



One time Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands. Now they're just known as "The Islands"

This is gonna be alot of copy-and-pasting from other sites . But still..
Chuck Norris put the laughter in slaughter

Chuck Norris is so strong that he got his ass kicked by an Asian.

Chuck Norris is so awesome at teaching how to be awesome, he taught an Indian to be cool.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong when searching Google, it doesn't say "Did you mean: Chuck Norris". It says: "Run while you still can."

mike huckabee



chuck norris jokes are outdated and not funny

When were they ever funny?

When Chuck Norris falls over in a puddle, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

Wooden Gravy.

Chuck Norris himself IS a joke.

Dinosaurs didn't go extinct. Chuck Norris just didn't allow them to live.

i dont get it.

whats up with chuck norris and why is he so great?

serious question btw?

Chuck Norris built the house he was born in.

Chuck Norris rains on clouds.

Giraffes were born when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse

Chuck Norris lost his legs in a car accident. He walked it off.

Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer