Know any GOOD Yo mama jokes? Post them here!! (And please keep them clean.)


~Wolf K

Clean? You won't be finding too many clean things here.

... Just post them!!! Don't post if you don't got any jokes!!


~Wolf K

Lol...might as well close this....that guy owned all other jokes known to Civilized Man.

Your mom hacked your account and posted this topic.

Okay.

"There are also those who claim that our reform effort will insure illegal immigrants. This, too, is false. The reforms I'm proposing would not apply to those who are here illegally."



"YOUR MOM is proposing reforms that would not apply to those who are here illegally!"

Some old ones...

Yo mama is so fat when she wore a raincoat and walked down the road everyone shouted "Taxi!".

Yo mama is so fat when she stood on a weighing machine it said, "To be continued".

Yo mama is so dumb she wrote "X" on a box, turned it around and called it an XBox 360.

Yo mama is so fat when she stood up it would become night.

O God you people better be prepped for a whole world of stupid Here it goes.

Your mom is so fat she was swimming in the ocean and a whale started singing "We are familyyyyyyyyy"

Your mom is so fat she got the lead role in the remake of "Moby Dick".

Your mom is so stupid she starved to death when she got lost in the corn maze.

I do know that none of these are really that good but isn't that the point?

Your Mamas so poor when I ring your doorbell she Shouts Ding ding!

Wait did that even make sense?

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Nice one!

Awsome!! Keep on going! You guys are doing awsome!

~Wolf K

My mother is dead. Why must all of you mock me?

IMORRAL TOPIC- immoral?

Pwned by Sweets.

WARNING!!! OLD AND PROBABLY BORING HOW MANY TIMES YOU HAVE HEARD IT

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Yo mama so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say "go"
Yo mama so ugly she looked out a window and got arrested for mooning

Chuck Norris jokes are better.

Lol, that sign one was good, i never heard of that one.

Chuck Norris is old. Why must you mock him?

Easy and rather stupid.

Your mamas so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

This thread is immoral and offensive to people without Mothers. As well as to people that do have mothers.

You sir have offended me and my yo mama jokes. 3 words.

go to hell Suck it up.

i agree with my mentor, this is immoral.

Chuck Norris may be old but he can still kick butt.

Your mama is so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yeah but yo mama is old![/epic burn]

Just like monopoly your mom has the community chest.

I think you all need to watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo

Yo Mama so hairy, only Chewbacca can understand her!

My mother is dead!!!!

Yo mamma so dirty...

This topic is for GOOD your mama jokes. learn to read narb.

Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade

Yo mama so old she took Moses to prom

Yo mama so poor the last time I visited her trailer two ants tripped me and a cockroach tried to steal my wallet

Your mom is so fat, when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

the last one is actually funny.

I third this motion.

It's appalling, and my parents have both suffered a lot over the years of their lives. They are very accomplished people, and deserve respect!

Your mother is so old, when someone said "I wonder what Jesus looks like" she said "You wanna see him? I got him on speed-dail" Omfg pwnage!

Wow that sucked hard.

yo mamas like a doorknob.....everybody gets a turn

yo mama so fat she walked out in high heels came back in flip flops

yo mama so dumb when i asked why she was carrying 50 cent around she said "i heard he was going platinum"

yo mama so poor i asked her if she had color television she said "i ran outta crayons"

yo mama so dumb she took a ruler to bed to she how long she slept

yo mama so dumb she dropped you off at micheal jacksons house

He's dead now show some freakin respect!

Now THAT was good.

Your mama's so stupid that she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Your mama's so stupid she starved to death when she got locked in a grocery store.

Your mama's so stupid she slept on the floor when she got locked in a mattress store.