Post the noobiest moment you ever had like, dieing to a simple monster or not know what a item was.

Doesn't matter what it is just post it!

When I started my Runescape account(like 4 years ago) I hated the bank since I couldnt find it(I thought that Lumbridge is the biggest area) so I trained combat. (73 total levels is like tehpr0) So then I took on a Goblin with Hard leather body, bronze med and training sword and I died. And then i quit xD for 2 months that is

HMMM... the noobest? lets see taking 500k gp of potions into wilderness... don't recall why... was years ago lol...

Either getting scammed back in the day, or getting killed by one of those dark wizards at varrock.

lol i was a noob when they changed the scimitar looks i though it was a new weapon and was askin everyone were to get it

when I first started playing rs, I didn't know you could get items from the tutors- so whenever I died (and lost my precious wooden shield, bronze sword, tinderbox, hammer, and assorted tools) I would start a new account . I think I finally figured it out on account 3...

dying in my first 5 mins on runescape at al kharid scorpions.

quit for a week and made a new account to get the tutorial items again.

Probably getting killed in two hits at the Dark Wizzards while still level 3 while going to Varrock (was a big explorer then).

Guy gave me full iron and asked me to follow him. He led me to wildy and got his armor back
I quit that day, and made like 4 more accounts the next week (including this one )

Once during the beginning I died wandering into Draynor Manor. I was killed by an animated tree.

waaaay back in the day, on my first account ever, I saw some guy attacking a man, and I thought the man was an actual player, so I would root for the man and everyone would lol at me and tell me that I was mentally challenged.

omg that was funny

Hmm... well first, I thought that you were supposed to keep all your items in you inventory. Second, I thought that "k" meant "gp" X(.

Way back when I first started playing, RSC era lol. I was a level three and of course I didn't know what I was doing and I attacked a guard and got my arse kicked.

getting killed by the dark wizards near varrock
i was so cheesed dat i lost full iron LOL

When i first made my account, i worked forever to try and get a wizard hat, i didn't know where to find one. when i finally got it, i went to the bathroom and my brother went on and fought goblins til i was dead. I tried to beat him up, even tho hes 6 years older than me.
I was complaining about losing it on RS and a guy gave me 1 for free and told me they were 2gp.

Through some miracle, I managed to rack up 100gp. I decided to explore as I finally had a sufficient sum of money to pay the wealthy fairs of 10gp, and 30gp, to travel to the desert, and jungle island, respectively. Upon wandering in the desert, I found myself at some sort of rank toll booth, after I refused to pay the fine of around 5gp, I wound up in some sort of holding cell. By now I was rather upset, and decided to quit. Just as I was set to leave the computer I found myself in a jail, somewhere that appeared to be a fair distance away. I saw a higher-levelled player break out of the cell, by picking the lock. Now I didn't want to get in any more trouble, so I decided to stay where I was. When two other players passed, I said "That's it, I'm bustin' out!" I eld my breath, and with one pick of the lock, I was free! Bewildred, and lost, I walked a short distance to the northeast, and lo and behold I was at the docks, of the faraway lands of some sort of mystic port. I found my way on to the boat. From there we sailed to the island, that seemed to be better known as "Karamja". After walking around the what seemed to be large island for awhile, I found some bananas. I was starving. After picking, and subsequently gobbling up about four, or maybe even five. I decided to travel west.

-BATHROOM BREAK-

After a few, long moments, that seemed to last forever, I found myself in the dark. In the past 15 minutes on the island, I had overcome vicious Snakes, repulsively ferocious Monkeys, and maybe even some 3rd degree burns (I had walked through a blazing fire!). Just as I was moving, BAM! 4 damage was dealt to me. "AHHHHHH" I screamed in absolute agony. Trapped in the darkness, with no where to go, I sought shelter in a small, but squeazable hole on the top of a lage metamorphic hill. As I opened, my eyes I realized utter terror. Zombies, Spiders! I ran for it. Around a pool of lava, around a few rocks resembling spikes, until I saw it. Big red body. Huge dark eyes. Mean teeth. Sharp Claws. Huge feet. I woke up in Lumbridge, where I had started, 10 seconds later.





Dramatization.

I started playing RSC about a month after it came out, my friend gave me a bunch of good gear, and 2 days later I didn't know what Wildy was so I wandered into it, all the way to the level 13 wildy black knight castle, and got rolled.

My noobiest moment was Fishing Contest. God that was annoying. I kept forgetting all the items, didn't know how to get into the Woods, forgot teleports, man was that a mess.

In the end it took me 3 hours.

That reminds me of something similar on my first "day" in RSC lol except I tried to go somewhere I wasn't suppose to go in Ardy castle... I'm still clueless as to whats up there .... should ask a veteran RSC person....

...why did you have members if you only had 100gp? Why didn't you think to use Lumbridge Home Teleport?

"Dramatization"

Why the hell are people so goddamn difficult these days .

When I first joined, I got a Rick Turpentine random event. I didn't notice him, so I just kept walking until he said "your rudeness is unforgivable, Saberwolf116!". I just went "what the hell..."? and tried to ignore him. Then he started attacking me, so I talked to him, and he gave me some cash. I was like "ooooooookaaaaaaayyyy..." and I started my RS life thinking that I was in some sort of freak show

i was in the edgeville dungeon killing skeletons with 35 cb- i still had 1 def. So i was wearing my pure outfit which consisted of sara robes and a trimmed wizard hat like 1200k total. I had still about 15 hp so i clicked a skeleton and quickly went to the bathroom. I come back to find out i had died
loosing my 800k trimmed wizzy hat and only had 1:30 to get back to the grave, i didtn make it...

When for about a week i followed people around runescape trying to find "the smelting place" before finally looking at the world map to find the furnace.

When I got scammed my rune full. Oh boy so pissed that day. The old hack where it showed 5m in green, turning out to be 5k. Still mad till this day

Death by cow

twice.

When I first started, I thought food did absolutely nothing.

My noobiest moment was when I first started playing I came to Lumbridge to be greeted by a nice player, they then gave me 100k, I was totally shocked. Soon after I was on my way to become a "millionaire", except for one thing... I thought about the real life stock market and then thought I could make that one hundred kay into one million coins. As I arrived in Varrock I saw somebody selling full rune for 100k, so I quickly took the oppurtunity to buy something that sounded cool. We traded, I put in my 100k, he added his full rune, I looked away for one second then hit 'accept', not noticing that there was a second trade screen I thought it was just a different way to look at it, I quickly hit accept, he quickly accepted too. I was so excited I ran out of the room to tell my brother about my sucess. As we came back I showed him my screen... "WTF! NIce buy there" he said, "Noooooooooooooooooo....." I replied", and so I lost the greatest thing I had ever had.

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In early 2005, when I was around level 25 combat, a level 50 came up to me. He asked me to come to a "party" with him up in the north. So I followed him, and he took me to this place I'd never been to, named Varrock. I don't know how I was level 25 without leaving Lumbridge/Draynor, but I was.

Anyway, this guy took me past Varrock and into this place where all these higher levels in armor were killing each other. As soon as I followed him north, a ranger attacked me and KOed me in a couple hits. Goodbye full iron, I'll miss you.

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Some other noob times were giving my full mithril, full steel, AND full iron to a guy so he could trim it; writing my password to see if it was blocked and losing 20k + full mithril to a hacker; and buying a noted iron kiteshield thinking it was rune for 30k.

Wow, I failed back then. Probably do now, too.

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At level 9, I found this absolutely brilliant way to make money: wait for bronze axe to spawn at Fred's farm and sell it to general store in Lumbridge for 6 gp each. Wasn't I just full of win?

Being lvl 25 and never leaving Lumby/draynor alone is very nooby... Chalk it up to not really caring about leaving the area because you thought you had everything you needed in lumby/draynor? ... although there was no bank in lumby that far back.... same with the tutors..... you know what that is the noobiest thing I have ever heard.... everything else you said is common nooby things but that takes the cake....

my noobyiest moment was when i got 10 gp and went round to all the high leveks showing off my 10 gp and another 1 was when i got lost in lummy castle (sounds pethtic) so i pai some 1 my 10 gp to ge put of there i was lliek oh no no money

Is English not your first language or something?

i had an experience like that! the highway man attacked me and i thought it was a real person so i logged out before i could die. Yet i still did lmao

1) I trained untill I was level 25 attack and 1 str and def as I had no idea about the different training methods.

2) When I became a member, I was level 24 had no friends and full mithril to my name. I spent my first two weeks of membership in lumbridge, as it was familiar to me, no big steps into the unknown straight away. For those two weeks I span flax, somebody paid me 20k to spin 5k flax. After finding my way to a place they called "seers" I found that there were people doing a thing called "fletching" and they were offering people 300k for spinning 5k flax.. I felt ripped off.

3) Before becoming a member, I was level 10, had my iron and was fearless. I got my steel longsword and thought to myself.. "I am the gladiator!" so I went to take on one of those mighty guards in falador and thought, pfft he's a rat. a few seconds later, I did not feel so powerful back in lumbridge.

4) when I was training at lesser demons, I saw somebody with a strange sword sign on top of his charactor, I then noticed his hitpoints bar was pretty much completely red and he had a huge axe
yes thats right, you guessed it. I ran around after somebody maxing with dharok telling him to eat.

5) I had no idea you could use control to run.

6) When I was level 5, I thought goblin mail was an extremely rare drop and went around lumbridge castle showing it to everybody.

7) Saw somebody try to take a dragon 2h on slayer with him to iron dragons.

8) While believing I was fearless, I went in to barbarian outpost, got the roll of Attacker and then spent
all of my time in one game trying to kill a runner.

9) I thought that player moderators buy their crowns for 40,000gp off a Jagex moderator.

10) In the old wilderness, actually BELIEVED that I could kill a level 35 with my full iron.

well theres 10 lol, how on earth did I make it through RuneScape and achive so much lol.




Lol I loved that, ty made me laugh as I have had a similar experience

It's Control actually, looks like your nooby days aren't over yet!

Traded 2 santas for a rune 2h in classic.

Amen, old times.

Death By Mugger.
OR
trusting my friend when he said that the Monster from the deep (the one where you get pray books ) could be safespotted
I took my best ranged armour and got totally raped.

Iv done that My first account was tvz2

It took me a week to do Cook's Assistant because I could never find the mill or the egg.

Back when people sold Law Runes in banks, and they said "selling laws," I though it meant an actual law

I found a steel kite in lumbridge, trained up my def to 5, then sold it to the general store for 264 gp and thought i was rich. L0L.

lets see... when i first started i didnt know how to train defence, right? so i asked people everywhere if i had to equip a shield or something, and some level 116 said yes, you need a wooden shield. so of course i got one, and started training. lo and behold, i gained no defence experience. WTF?!?!?!?! so then, i wondered all the way to varrock and asked around at the west bank. by this time, i was level 11 with 1 defence. finally, i realized i had to click block on the combat style page

Nooby things? Once back in the day of old of 2006 I was a freak miner. I mined and mined and mined and mined at the place near Varrock East Bank. I died so many times from that darn giant rat! So I got up my attack(didn't know about strength or defence then) and I...got killed. A few herrings later and full bronze(OMG Win!) and I killed it! Best. Runescape. Day. Ever.

I also had to ask nearly everytime where I could smelt my ores because I could never remember the way.

I can remember asking a dark wizard for some gp. He killed me. I quit and 2 months made another account, trained on goblins until lvl 30, and then went and asked for some more gp, He A T T E M P T E D to kill me, I 2 hit him :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I remember being scammed before the trade updates. You'd think I'd have learnt the third time.

edited

was just a typo... honest

nooby things well

1. though strenght was usleses and for things like picking heavy stuff up, got to 20 attack and 20 def with 1 strenght lvl, no wonder i was hitting 0's and 1's

2. got 2k bought iron armour and iron scimmy, went to wildy level 1, just near the barrier, got killed by rat, started new account. . .

3. thought mithril was like the best armour ever, worked my butt of killing giant rats to get it. . .died with it. . .i told some level 123 how i lost the best armour in the game. . .

4.some guy told me he was quitting runescape and was giving me full rune, i was lvl 30 with adamant, went in dangerous portal and some pure ranger k.oed me

5. thought total level was ur actual lvl, one of my friends asked me my lvl and i said 340. . .

6. went with some1 to fight lesser in multi zone with robe top and bottom and air staff, no runes just staff with 3 att 5 def and 1 str, died. . .

7. i finally got full steel, thought i was the best, showed it off to some guy in bados

8. thought that prayer was some random skill and u did not train it, thought that burying bones did ABSOLUTLY nothing. . .

theese things are pretty nooby

Dying to a cow back in 2005 or 2006 on my first account.

Hmm mine would probably have to be getting my friend who showed me RuneScape to help me get off Tutorial Island. I didn't know how to make a fire! (Didn't know that the text told you how to make one)