Ten Little Noobs


Ten little nooby boys, praying in a shrine
A statue fell on one,
and then there were nine.
Nine little nooby boys,
examining a crate,
one wandered off,
and then there were eight.
Eight little nooby boys,
camping in a tent,
a bear pWned one,
and then there were seven.
Seven little nooby boys,
chopping up sticks,
one chopped hisself in half,
and then there were six.
Six little nooby boys,
trying to stay alive,
one got pked,
and then there were five.
Five little nooby boys,
saying they were poor,
a pro threw a coin at one,
and then there were four.
Four little nooby boys,
sailing out to sea,
one stopped at Karamja,
and then there were three.
Three little nooby boys,
shining a members shoe,
the pro kicked one,
and then there were two.
Two little nooby boys,
looking for the gun,
one realized its a fantasy game,
and then there was one.
One little nooby boy,
standing all alone.
He logged off and then there were none.


Twisty do good?

-McGee

I like it only down side is that you can't sing this version lol

only mistake i could find was from "hisself," think it was intentioned as "himself."

Also, the part with "and then there were 8" didn't really go together, and "and then there were none."

9/10

-wabbit

Interesting adaptation. The only problem:

Not exactly a perfect rhyme, but good enough
That and not enough noobs died.

Thanks for the praise, I did mean it to be "hisself" I think that is how it went in the actual poem.
I'll hopefully find another good poem to shred with my nooby words.
I also agree with the "and then there were seven" but I couldn't think of a better way to put it. (I was sleepy XP)

Oh ok.

Also, the last lines of the poem are actually

one little indian boy standing all alone
he hanged himself and then there were none.

So my non rhyming ending should be a'ight.

It's "hung!" not "hanged!" lol.

You have irritated me with nooby words

I was lmao the whole way, it was random and strange but yet extremely funny dude!

Your right, more noobs should die hahah. I mean really if a bear can POWN one then they don't deserve to live.

Actually the official term for being hung (as in the medieval execution) is "hanged" look it up. It's perfectly acceptable

... alright alright...