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Rants forum never gets boring
apparently they do get boring, this looks like an uninspired troll.
cool story bro. Its to stop rwt.
ahahaha i love the rants forums
ahahaha i love the rants forums
The rants forum isn't really for going and typing out random swears.
If you have something important to say, say it. But if you're just gonna cuss Mod MMG out, it doesn't make the rant forum that special. It's like a trash bin.
If you have something important to say, say it. But if you're just gonna cuss Mod MMG out, it doesn't make the rant forum that special. It's like a trash bin.
QUOTE (Lol @ Oct 16 2009, 03:49 AM) 
I lol'd so hard
QUOTE (Lol @ Oct 16 2009, 03:49 AM)
Wow, I thought you had to be like....12-15 to play, and post on forums. who let this 5 year old on?
He is basically saying :give me all 99s, and the power to kill anybody in pvp
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4th time making this, a mod got a little power happy and decided to ban me and all my posts/threads got hidden so…yeah
ROONSCAPE IS SO HARD I HAVE GUD IDEA TO MAKE IT GOODER!
1. Magic
Magic is so hard to leve, and so expensive! I wanna use Ice Barge and Tely Black! My suggestion: Make alchemy spells give 1k exp per cast, and make the alch values of all items 10 times its market price.
2. Ranged
Ranged is so hard to level up and I hate buying arrows and stuff, I wanna use a darkness bow and cristal bow too, so my suggestion is too make a bow for level 5 range that does a maximum of 95 damage and has infinite bandos arrows.
3. Fishing
OH EM GEE, Fishing is sooo hard too!! I hate when the fishing spot changes, and when I get my whole backback full of fish I have to go all the way to the bank and put them in it! My suggestion is when you fish all the fish are automaticly put in your bank for you, and also multiply the number of exp per fish by 12, and make fishing spots never change.
4. Thieving
Wow, in real life if you thieve someone they don't stun you if you fail at thieving make it like in real life that you always suceed and never fail and you steal 100k from men and make there be less guards in ardgudoe because when I try to steel stuff they always see me and fight me!
5. Firemaking
In real life you can burn whatever log you want and they are not different so make everyone start out with 99 firemaking and when you burn logs make money come out because I want money from it.
9. Summoning
I want summoning to be like pokemon where you throw the pokeballs at monsters and you catch them and they are yours to fight so I can catch a spirit beast and a jad and bring them to PVP and get alot of kills easy, which brings me to my next point.
17. PVP
It is so hard people always use D Claws on me and I die, make it so only I can use d claws and no one else or make d claws only hit 1s and make my dds hit a minimum of 92 each special so it can be fair.
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ROONSCAPE IS SO HARD I HAVE GUD IDEA TO MAKE IT GOODER!
1. Magic
Magic is so hard to leve, and so expensive! I wanna use Ice Barge and Tely Black! My suggestion: Make alchemy spells give 1k exp per cast, and make the alch values of all items 10 times its market price.
2. Ranged
Ranged is so hard to level up and I hate buying arrows and stuff, I wanna use a darkness bow and cristal bow too, so my suggestion is too make a bow for level 5 range that does a maximum of 95 damage and has infinite bandos arrows.
3. Fishing
OH EM GEE, Fishing is sooo hard too!! I hate when the fishing spot changes, and when I get my whole backback full of fish I have to go all the way to the bank and put them in it! My suggestion is when you fish all the fish are automaticly put in your bank for you, and also multiply the number of exp per fish by 12, and make fishing spots never change.
4. Thieving
Wow, in real life if you thieve someone they don't stun you if you fail at thieving make it like in real life that you always suceed and never fail and you steal 100k from men and make there be less guards in ardgudoe because when I try to steel stuff they always see me and fight me!
5. Firemaking
In real life you can burn whatever log you want and they are not different so make everyone start out with 99 firemaking and when you burn logs make money come out because I want money from it.
9. Summoning
I want summoning to be like pokemon where you throw the pokeballs at monsters and you catch them and they are yours to fight so I can catch a spirit beast and a jad and bring them to PVP and get alot of kills easy, which brings me to my next point.
17. PVP
It is so hard people always use D Claws on me and I die, make it so only I can use d claws and no one else or make d claws only hit 1s and make my dds hit a minimum of 92 each special so it can be fair.
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12. Prayer
Wow prayer is so hard it takes so many bones but I want to do the prayers like pity and chivirly so make a church where you can go and pray there and you get 1million experience for everytime you go to church just like in real life.
19. Woodcutting
Woodcutting is so hard because you have to cut millions of trees to get to 99! I think you should make it so if you cut a tree down you get a level then prices will be good beause people will have good stats! And that solve economy too!
37. Hunter
Hunter in real life is very easier, you can just shoot the animal with your guns, so I suggest we put shotguns in runescape because then people can get hunter up more better and its less boring and you can use them in PVP too! they can hit up to 107 per bullet, and when u kill someone with it you get 5m reward from the sherif and he say to you: “Howdy partner! Nice shootin’!”
6. Defence
Why do we have defence people are just get defence and then I say to them DEF NOOB! and then I laughed at them and say that I can own them. I think you take def out of the game so theres no more def noobs. It makes pking too hard when someone comes up to you with roon armer and kills you. make iron the strongest.
11. Losing Items
Why when I die I lose my stuff in real life when I die I never lose my stuff! Its so stupd cuz when I work so hard to make my mitheral armor and then I die I lose it and have to go make money again I hate it I hate it I hate it!!! When you die you shouldnt lose your stuff, you should get 1m cash everytime you die so you dont feel bad.
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Wow prayer is so hard it takes so many bones but I want to do the prayers like pity and chivirly so make a church where you can go and pray there and you get 1million experience for everytime you go to church just like in real life.
19. Woodcutting
Woodcutting is so hard because you have to cut millions of trees to get to 99! I think you should make it so if you cut a tree down you get a level then prices will be good beause people will have good stats! And that solve economy too!
37. Hunter
Hunter in real life is very easier, you can just shoot the animal with your guns, so I suggest we put shotguns in runescape because then people can get hunter up more better and its less boring and you can use them in PVP too! they can hit up to 107 per bullet, and when u kill someone with it you get 5m reward from the sherif and he say to you: “Howdy partner! Nice shootin’!”
6. Defence
Why do we have defence people are just get defence and then I say to them DEF NOOB! and then I laughed at them and say that I can own them. I think you take def out of the game so theres no more def noobs. It makes pking too hard when someone comes up to you with roon armer and kills you. make iron the strongest.
11. Losing Items
Why when I die I lose my stuff in real life when I die I never lose my stuff! Its so stupd cuz when I work so hard to make my mitheral armor and then I die I lose it and have to go make money again I hate it I hate it I hate it!!! When you die you shouldnt lose your stuff, you should get 1m cash everytime you die so you dont feel bad.
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1. Agility
Why do you have to go to a agility corse to train agility you should get agility experience when you run because in real life that is how you train. when you run in runescape you get 1k exp for every step, so then you can have high agility and say to noobs I have good agility! and they will be jealous and you will be happy, and maybe they giv u money.
1. Herblore
Idk wtf this skill is I dont know how to train it so who cares
2. Construction
Why do you have to do this skill you should start with a manshin and then you can build chairs and stuff and when you make a chair you should make 10k exp because I dont like getting planks from my bank and going back and I want a demon chair because it looks cool and if you have one you can say Im the demon king and you can be like powerful and when you are the demon king all the demons bring you money like 10m every couple of minutes then we can all be rich and stable economy!
1. Glitches
When I was walking in verack sqare I had 32m cash in my inventory and all of a sudden it just disapeerd!!!! I am so mad I will quit if you dont give it back and I think if a glitch happens to you jagex should give you one free level up to 99 and give you 100m cash and a parti hat set.
0. Grand Exchange
The grande exchagne is so far away from everywhere I hate going all the way to varrak just to go there! my suggestion is to make it so you can use the grand exhance from anywhere so then you can just buy and sell your stuff anywhere which is good!
4. Banking
Banks are so far away from places I wanna go and I hate going all the way back to a bank to store my stuff, I think we should make a update so you can use your bank from anywhere that would be a good idea cuz what if you are fiting the calfite queen and you need food? you can just bank. or what if a noob dragin clawerer or a def noob is hitting you then you can just bank all your stuff and you wont lose anything! Then you say to them: HAHA NOOB OWNED!
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Why do you have to go to a agility corse to train agility you should get agility experience when you run because in real life that is how you train. when you run in runescape you get 1k exp for every step, so then you can have high agility and say to noobs I have good agility! and they will be jealous and you will be happy, and maybe they giv u money.
1. Herblore
Idk wtf this skill is I dont know how to train it so who cares
2. Construction
Why do you have to do this skill you should start with a manshin and then you can build chairs and stuff and when you make a chair you should make 10k exp because I dont like getting planks from my bank and going back and I want a demon chair because it looks cool and if you have one you can say Im the demon king and you can be like powerful and when you are the demon king all the demons bring you money like 10m every couple of minutes then we can all be rich and stable economy!
1. Glitches
When I was walking in verack sqare I had 32m cash in my inventory and all of a sudden it just disapeerd!!!! I am so mad I will quit if you dont give it back and I think if a glitch happens to you jagex should give you one free level up to 99 and give you 100m cash and a parti hat set.
0. Grand Exchange
The grande exchagne is so far away from everywhere I hate going all the way to varrak just to go there! my suggestion is to make it so you can use the grand exhance from anywhere so then you can just buy and sell your stuff anywhere which is good!
4. Banking
Banks are so far away from places I wanna go and I hate going all the way back to a bank to store my stuff, I think we should make a update so you can use your bank from anywhere that would be a good idea cuz what if you are fiting the calfite queen and you need food? you can just bank. or what if a noob dragin clawerer or a def noob is hitting you then you can just bank all your stuff and you wont lose anything! Then you say to them: HAHA NOOB OWNED!
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J. Pest Control
Pest control (or PSC as some call it) is so hard, the void night just sits there and gets hit and its so hard to kill the portals! I suggest that replace the void night with the spirit beast with 2000 hp and kills all the stuff that attacks it, and then you can replace the portals with chicken or rats (or even cows, but thats a little too tough) to kill so it can be easyer. But you have to take out the brwlaers and spiners and delfiers and stuff too because they kill me alot. and make it so whatever combat level you are thats how many zest points you start out with. So if I am level 63, I start out with 63 zest points so I always get my reward!
9. Minigame rewards
Minigame rewards stink so bad! I want better rewards! this is my idea, I will make a chart for all minigame rewards
COST----------ITEM
1 point-----1m Cash
2 points----10m Cash
3 points---Armyadle Godsword
4 points--Full bandos armer
5 points--99 in any skill you want
10 points-Max cash, full void, armyadle godsword, full bandos, dragin fire sheild, 99 in 3 skills of your choice, an icecream cone in real life, moderator status, and a bronze 2h.
*-3. Mining
Mining is soooo boring and hard. I have a gud idea, insted of standing up and mining rocks, u drive on a giant spaghetti monster and u have to hit these big ore monsters with your pickaxe, and u get 500k exp and 1,200 ores for each hit, but if u miss u die and start back at level 3 (but my person never misses, only other peoples). Then people will have a fun time mining and have lot of money so that’s so good!
12. Clans
I go to roonscape forums and try to get in a gud clan, but they said to me: No! You’re too low level you can’t be in our clan! So I telled on them to my mom but she said she can’t help. I think everyone should be able to join whatever clan they want or the clan has to giv them money, like 50m, that wud be fair.
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Pest control (or PSC as some call it) is so hard, the void night just sits there and gets hit and its so hard to kill the portals! I suggest that replace the void night with the spirit beast with 2000 hp and kills all the stuff that attacks it, and then you can replace the portals with chicken or rats (or even cows, but thats a little too tough) to kill so it can be easyer. But you have to take out the brwlaers and spiners and delfiers and stuff too because they kill me alot. and make it so whatever combat level you are thats how many zest points you start out with. So if I am level 63, I start out with 63 zest points so I always get my reward!
9. Minigame rewards
Minigame rewards stink so bad! I want better rewards! this is my idea, I will make a chart for all minigame rewards
COST----------ITEM
1 point-----1m Cash
2 points----10m Cash
3 points---Armyadle Godsword
4 points--Full bandos armer
5 points--99 in any skill you want
10 points-Max cash, full void, armyadle godsword, full bandos, dragin fire sheild, 99 in 3 skills of your choice, an icecream cone in real life, moderator status, and a bronze 2h.
*-3. Mining
Mining is soooo boring and hard. I have a gud idea, insted of standing up and mining rocks, u drive on a giant spaghetti monster and u have to hit these big ore monsters with your pickaxe, and u get 500k exp and 1,200 ores for each hit, but if u miss u die and start back at level 3 (but my person never misses, only other peoples). Then people will have a fun time mining and have lot of money so that’s so good!
12. Clans
I go to roonscape forums and try to get in a gud clan, but they said to me: No! You’re too low level you can’t be in our clan! So I telled on them to my mom but she said she can’t help. I think everyone should be able to join whatever clan they want or the clan has to giv them money, like 50m, that wud be fair.
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9,972,314,422. Smithing
Smithing is a very cool skill becuz in old days people really did smithing but jagex u made it too hard!! You need to smith like 742,000 bars to get level 99! Make it so you can smith a dragin or a bandos bar and make full dragin or bandos and get 99 smithing, that way everyone has gud pking armer and lot of money and are very happy and play ur game more!
3. Real World Trading
Real world trading (also called RTW by some) is too hard, make it eazier, becuz I wanna have gud stuff but I can’t! Make it so if u r a nice player u get big discounts (and maybe some free bonus stuff!) and take away trading limit so it can be easier.
-4. Tutorial Island
Jagex! Tutorial was hard enuf already! It took like 7 hours before, but now it takes over 9 hours! It is very hard and I don’t know why u do this, becuz in real rs u don’t place planks on stuff to walk over, and u don’t burn pillars, and u never trade with other players anymore, so prtty much everything is useless. AND U DON’T GET FREE 25 GP ANYMORE!!! That was liek the best way to make money, make new accounts and transfer the money, but now you cant!! Change it back or just delete it and let the future def noobs figure it out by themself.
2. Jagex
There is this noob compiny called Jagex and they keep chaning the game and make it harder, ban them they are haxer noobs.
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Smithing is a very cool skill becuz in old days people really did smithing but jagex u made it too hard!! You need to smith like 742,000 bars to get level 99! Make it so you can smith a dragin or a bandos bar and make full dragin or bandos and get 99 smithing, that way everyone has gud pking armer and lot of money and are very happy and play ur game more!
3. Real World Trading
Real world trading (also called RTW by some) is too hard, make it eazier, becuz I wanna have gud stuff but I can’t! Make it so if u r a nice player u get big discounts (and maybe some free bonus stuff!) and take away trading limit so it can be easier.
-4. Tutorial Island
Jagex! Tutorial was hard enuf already! It took like 7 hours before, but now it takes over 9 hours! It is very hard and I don’t know why u do this, becuz in real rs u don’t place planks on stuff to walk over, and u don’t burn pillars, and u never trade with other players anymore, so prtty much everything is useless. AND U DON’T GET FREE 25 GP ANYMORE!!! That was liek the best way to make money, make new accounts and transfer the money, but now you cant!! Change it back or just delete it and let the future def noobs figure it out by themself.
2. Jagex
There is this noob compiny called Jagex and they keep chaning the game and make it harder, ban them they are haxer noobs.
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QUOTE (Lol @ Oct 15 2009, 05:49 PM)
The sarcasm is strong with this one.
QUOTE (chaosor @ Oct 16 2009, 11:39 PM)
QUOTE (Lol @ Oct 16 2009, 03:49 AM)
Wow, I thought you had to be like....12-15 to play, and post on forums. who let this 5 year old on?
He is basically saying :give me all 99s, and the power to kill anybody in pvp
He said it was sarcasm somewhere down the page.
Later on he wrote:
QUOTE (Ur Now Koed)
Lol I know what you mean. It seems like some skills are being handed out when I compare the new methods to the old methods I did a long time ago. Jagex needs to understand that updating a skill does not mean make it easier to level up. I don't know how or why they think that.
If you screenshot and posted every rant like that in the Rants forum, the first 20 pages of these boards would be filled.
Jagex don't even read Rants now, they admitted it themselves.
Jagex don't even read Rants now, they admitted it themselves.
LOL
I love reading rants topics, its funny seeing 5 year olds playing a game for 13+ year olds and then whining about it
I love reading rants topics, its funny seeing 5 year olds playing a game for 13+ year olds and then whining about it
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