As you may already know there have been several calls to action against the oppressive mods of Sal's RuneScape forum recently. The members here would be in quite a furor, if not for one thing.

It's all in good fun!

We here at TICC TOC don't seek to undermine anyone's power, we're simply here to bring to your attention the trivialities of life all while seeking to poke fun at (and possibly suck up to) our beloved mods. We hold up the finger to The Man all while using several smilies.

EVERYBODY WINS
EVERYBODY LAUGHS
NO ONE GETS WARNED

JOIN TODAY!

Scary Applesauce
President: TICC TOCC, Sal's Realm of RuneScape Forum chapter.

I'll join...

I want to be the Psychological ...... Person who examines the goverment heads to check for sanity please.
Just list me as Psychologist.

thank you for helping organization grow

VICE PRESIDENT, SECRETARY, AND TREASURER ELECTIONS WILL BE HELD SOON PREPARE YOUR CAMPAIGN SPEECHES!

I have concluded my exploratory committee and have prepared a small () list of my stances, political party, and a short () speech.


Name: Mr E
Also known as: El Hombre Siniestro, Sam 2334
Political Party: The Anti-Oppressant League of Representative Voters, otherwise known as "The League," acronym "AOLRV"
Position Sought After: Treasurer
Official Mascot: The Bald Eagle
Stances:

PRO Freedom to Ordinary Members

PRO More Representative Government (on Sal's Realm, especially), preferably a Democratic Republic (a democracy, in layman's terms)

PRO Screenshot Faking

AGAINST Oppressive Moderators

AGAINST Dictatorships, Communism, Fascism, Nazism, and similarly Oppressive Regimes

AGAINST Trolling

Speech:
Note: The following speech was delivered at an unspecified location. Passerby were seen to stare.

My friends:

We have labored too long, I say, under the yoke of the oppresive Moderators. Their repeated abuses of power have doomed us to Death, or a worse fate: the reputation of being only the second-best, or worse, third- or fourth-, RuneScape help site on these wide planes known as the Internet.

Every hour, the noose tightens around our collective necks, and every minute, our fortune grows more dim. Member after member is banned from returning to these hallowed pages, forever labeled an outcast. Verily, many denizens deserve rightly this fate, yet many innocents are consigned to the fire, as the Moderators continue to destroy our liberties and rights as free Salmoneusians.

Together, we can return to the utopia we once inhabited: a forum free of oppressive government and dictatorship, devoid of those power hungry, backstabbing "mods." A freedom few of us have ever experienced, and if so, only briefly.

Join us, in our crusade: Love thy fellow man, and aid us in our battle.

'Tis your fight as much as ours--why wait?

Note: Along with the recording of the speech, presumably from Mr E himself, the following picture was found, with the words "Dani r bare" scrawled in pencil on the back. Whether this be a coded greeting among the proletariat masses or a strike at the moderators is unknown.

Hey there. I'd like to be secretary. Can I be secretary?

P.S. I vote for El Hombre Siniestro

I can't believe I'm saying this but things were better here when men pretended to be hot teen girls.

I miss those days...

Can I be vice president, oh pretty please, can I???

A new recording has appeared from El Hombre Siniestro, Sam 2334, Mr E:

It's quite damaged, but "cookie," "vote," and "me" were audible.

I OBJECT

BEING ARROGANT AND DOWNRIGHT STUPID WHILE CONFRONTING A MOD IS MANLY

AND IT BEARS ITS OWN SCARS LIKE CHECK OUT MY WARNS IT SAYS ONE BUT I HAVE LIKE TEN

Yet another audiotape has been found, this one in better condition. Its contents:

...*static*...to all Salmons...*static*for *inaudible*....cookie*static*Mr E for trea*static*...if all...

This photo was found with the audiotape:

Once again, and to bump this topic, i would like to psychologically evaluate all elected staff.