Introduction:

Greetings, fellow members. I am Mr E, also known as Sam 2334, El Hombre Siniestro, and Tom.

As you might have seen, action has been taken against the oppressive moderators of Sal's Realm. However, the T.I.C.C T.O.C has been mostly ignored, and a change is needed.

Therefore, I have created my own party, bent on reducing or eliminating the chains that bind us. Vive le revolution!

(Disclaimer: This thread is meant to be fun, like the Anti-Leet-Speak thingy--with moderators.)

Note: I will be rather busy during the week, so either withhold submissions until the weekends or be patient, okay?

Membership Applications:
To apply for membership in The Sal's Realm Liberation Front, copy and paste the form below into a post, and type your information into it. If you have no aliases, write "n/a." However, you better darn have a good reason for joining, and your "name" is clearly visible to the left of your post, so those fields must be filled out. I also reserve the right to reject admissions.



Rules and Regulations:

• Those who break a rule of Sal's Realm shall be left to the moderators to punish.
  
• Those who break a rule of this Party shall be punished to Mr E's discretion.
  
• Members shall at the very least try to use proper grammar and spelling.
  
• In other words, cut the Leetspeak.
  
• Everyone should have fun!
  
• Moderators are sadly prohibited to join, unless they formally repent of their oppressive ways. Retired or Inactive mods are considered not a significant threat, and may join. Distinguished Members are also allowed to join, although we'll be watching them...
  
• (Unrepentant mods, however, are allowed to make their own topic to "crack down on the rebels.")
  
• All members of this Party must be at least reasonably friendly to each other.
  
• Discrimination, cursing, vulgar language or images, and the like are not allowed.
  
• Screenshot faking is one of the Party's sponsored activities. Try your hand at it today!

List of Members:

• Mr E (founder)
• Meidou/Samurai-Kenji
• Error 404
• ibleed green/Justin8mil/Justin A.
• Jack Nicholson/Jack
• hlow Possible enemy to the party
• WaterMelon
• Poke/All glory to the hypnotoad
• Yuki Nagato/Chiaki Minami
• Hardrune13/Bob is right/I'm not trollin
• donwonton/don
• [Your Name Here]

List of Moderators:

This list shows the official "enemies of the Party," a.k.a. moderators and administrators. They are to be converted to our side or eliminated. Hopefully, they won't ban me or destroy this topic. Salmoneus is not on the list because our contacts believe his power has been stolen by the mods. Retired or Inactive mods and DM's are also not on the list because, as stated in the rules, we believe them not a threat and hopefully potential allies.

• Jamster
• Neo Avatars
• Xaria
  
• Arianna
• Donovan
• Emanick*
• finisterra
• Hawk
• lilshu
• Sparhawke

If you are on this list and wish to be removed from it, simply contact me via PM (or post in this thread) and express your repentance. I will mark your name with a little blue star, and you are free to join the Party.

Known members of the fascist police team are marked with a little red star, and should be taken out immediately.

Weapons:

To submit a weapon (one need not be in the group to do so), merely post your name, the name of the weapon, and the weapon itself.

Mr E's "Dani r Bare"


WaterMelon's Weapons





Activities:

When we gain enough members, we shall start activities, such as issuing a newspaper, making fake screenshots, creating propaganda and weapons, etc.

Fake Screenshots:

None so far. To submit one, you must be in the group. No, this is not a faking group, it's just a bit of shameless advertising one of my favorite pastimes.

Newspaper:

No issues yet. This will be a joint effort when we have enough peoples.

Name: Meidou
Aliases: Samurai-Kenji
Reason for Joining: I wish to help the cause and overcome the oppression and discrimination on these boards through any means possible. The crimes that take place on these forums are absolutely intolerable and i must come to the aid of those willing to put an end to it.

Oh and i just like being part of a group.

omg how could u say xaria is enemy???????

she is so nice!!!!!

Name: Cxkslei
Aliases: Adam?
Reason for Joining: I really think the mods have done a great job.

Accepted. I'll update your information immediately. I do hope for you to begin to help the cause as soon as possible.


In that case, you might want to persuade her to join our side. I will then either remove her name from the list, or mark beside her name that she has chosen to collaborate with us.


I'll accept you if you change your reason. Sorry, but this isn't a pro-mod establishment.

Name:Error404 (duh?)
Aliases:Annoying, crasher, OMG I can't get rid of it!, I am begging you plz go away!!, WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! and finally "alex"
Reason for Joining:Cos I wana

"Cos I wana." Sure, welcome to the club.

Name: Justin8mil
Aliases: Justin A.
Reason for Joining: I would like to psychologically interrogate the captured moderators.
Other: I would love to be in the newspaper, or in an audio newspaper.

Name:hlow
Aliases:hlow
Reason for Joining:cus

Oh, please dear god no...
~Vincent

Name:Vladimir Lenin
Aliases:Lenin
Reason for Joining:РЕФОРМА

I see what you did there.
No really very funny,

Okay, sure. Welcome to the Party. I don't see how we'll "capture" moderators, we'll just try to convert them to our side. Once we gather enough members, we'll start a newspaper.


If you don't have an alias, then just write "n/a." Also, "cus" isn't really a reason for joining...


That's what she said


So funny. Did I mention that we're not communists, fascists, socialists, or Marxists? Yes, we are working for reform, but so are all those congressmen...wait a minute...



Note to all members, prospective and current: I will be inactive during the week. Please try to bump this topic, be patient, etc. Also, we are in desperate need of weapons. Would all members (and prospective members, optionally) focus on the production of weapons during the week?

That wasn't my point D:

Oh, hey, guys. What's up?

Our fascist police will be here in a couple of days to "take care of y'all," by the way. Just FYI.

I am down with the movement. I have some documents you might find most useful.

I'll fill out your form, and DMs can be useful for us.......
Name: Jack Nicholson
Aliases: Jack
Reason for Joining: I have documents that can help.

Ok, then, if you want to join, please fill out the form again.


OH ****!!! THE FEDS!!! RUN!!!!


Ok, jack. I'll add you to the list of members when I get a chance. PM the documents.

name:hlow
alias:no
cus:stop racis

Name: WaterMelon
Aliases: n/a
Reason for Joining: FREEDOM FOR GAYS

Name: Poke
Aliases: All glory to the hypnotoad.
Reason for Joining: EMANICK IS GAY

...Sure, come on in.





I saw the above two, and...well, both of you are accepted, also. And hi, Poke!


I won't be able to add your names immediately. We'll probably start working on the newspaper/fakes this weekend.

All right, the fascist police team has split up and decided to approach you in a systematic, organized manner.

Don't worry, you guys should be frolicking on the green slopes of the Gulag within a week.

The Gulag? What's that? It sounds so fun!

To all active members of The Sal's Realm Liberation Front: please increase production of weapons, as it seems our organization is under attack.

If you also wish to have a story, monologue, narrative, paragraph, column, or article of yours in the newspaper, please PM me. Optionally, if you have a joke, puzzle, riddle, image, advertisement, funny quote, or anything else for the newspaper, please PM me. The latter group isn't as necessary for a newspaper as a discussion on communism or a piece of propaganda against the mods, but we should still have a bit.

All active members are also to keep track of their warn level and note anomalies, should the moderators ban us all.

Make fake screenshots!

Also, Mr.E if i can add, i think all members should be required to come back here every day to make sure this topic stays alive.

That could be a problem for some members, what with school, work, and other time restraints. I doubt that even I will be able to be on every single day. However, you have a point--members should post more than once, at least--a good deal of people signed up and never posted here again. (You seem to be an exception. In fact, apart from members re-applying because their initial application was denied, and excluding Emanick, who is a mod, after all, and was informing us about the arrival of the "fascist police teams," you are the only person to post more than once here. You are also the only member of this party to post more than once here. Bravo! )

I might have a weapon or two I could cook up...

Thanks for accepting me!!!!!

I will make my stay here worthwhile

Yay! I'm special in my post numbers! OK, i might send you the first of my novel. It's about..... well if I send it you will find out.

Why are you so obsessed with screenshot fakes?

Alright, another member that's posted more than once.


Thanks--and yes, you're very special.


Because I used to fake a lot, but since the subforum is sorta inactive I shamelessly advertise.

mi mhommy sade i dwont heav 2 tkase htat.
On a serious note, we need more weapons.
Also, I think we should have ranks based on activity and other things.

I'm about to go inactive until the weekend. I'll try to make another weapon. Rankings are a wonderful idea--I'll think about it.

hlow racist sword

We're suspending the right to remain silent and the right to fair and adequate compensation for government-seized property. This will be used against you in the trial!

INTRUDER ALERT! He stole our weapon!!!

Name:donwonton
Aliases:don
Reason for Joining:i hate fini (if that reason aint good enough then what is?)

Here is my first wep:

"emanick r polar bare"
EDIT:
Here I made another:

"emanick r fascist"

Well yeah, that's like saying that an orange is orange, what's your point?

EDIT:


Apart from being one of the best movies ever, THAT'S ME NOW LIE DOWN AND SHUT UP THIS IS A BUST

JACKIE CHAN!!!!!!!!!!


EDIT: Oh, that makes another wep for us!

"bare getz kickd"

The mods seem to be attacking. Please stay calm.

Weapons systems will be updated tomorrow. We will prevail.

BTW, have you seen that other topic that's against us? Hope they like pedobears...

(@ Don: Sorry, not accepted, randomly hating mods won't get you in. )

Name: Yuki Nagato
Aliases: Chiaki Minami
Reason for Joining: Because Yuki says so.

Name:Hardrune13
Aliases:Bob is right, I'm not trollin.
Reason For Joining:I would like to help fight the war against the mods...As a veteran of the war(aka getting banned from Sal's CC)I could provide important intellignece and weapons to the cause.

oh i am sorry for not metioning why i hate him
i hate him because of his dictatorship and unjust methods

A bit forceful, but ok. Accepted.


Ah, one from the fabled CC. Thou art welcome.


Ok, ok, now you're in.

Weapons systems updated. (The sword vanished, somehow. Mod involvement?) Newspaper to be released soon. Please turn in any articles/advertisements/stuff you want to get published.

All members are suggested to take note of http://runescape.salmoneus.net/forums/inde...howtopic=303879 Others seem to desire our power, but they have a long way to go to get it.

sword did not vanish you are just racist!!!!!!! i quit

I didn't make this one as a weapon but oh well.


NP for the weps

hey im getting a advertisement mad for my company it wuld be great if you guys could add it in the newspaper.

If you want to resign, sure. We'll have to wipe your memory of all things related to the Party, and ensure that you won't join the mods. Your name will also marked as a possible threat on the front page.

And no, I'm not racist.

@ donwonton: The 1st issue of the newspaper will be released very soon, if you PM me the advertisement I'll stick it in the next issue.

one of my employee is going to arrange for it
might be here in a few days
until then if the newspaper cant wait then i'll pm you a code for a small under banner

umm........i think we need diplomatic immunity............people are aware of our existence you know and a open list of members might provoke them

The newspaper can wait a few days.

To all members: I have made a hastily constructed first page of the newspaper. Whether this is inadequate or sufficient should be decided by you. Also, the newspaper should probably be a group thing, so feel free to add stuff, make comments, etc.



Please submit advertisements, articles, jokes, etc. so our newspaper will grow!