DISCLAIMER FOR THE IDIOTS WHO DON'T READ THE POSTS PROPERLY: THE FOLLOWING IS A JOKE TO ILLUSTRATE A POINT.

I haven't been completely honest with you all. I am not really a 17 year old black guy, but I'm a 8 year old from Canada. I'm in 3rd grade and I made myself up so that I could be different from everyone else. I am not, in fact, in Venom's Bible class, nor do I know him.

Seriously, though. Guys, why do you think people keep making up fake identities on here? It's not like we're some sort of exclusive community... I fail to see the gain in having to keep up a lie and perpetrate like that.

Guys I lied I'm actually an average height kid who doesn't watch anime.



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omfg you're black?
Life is a lie......

OH JESUS MURPHY!

Salutations and congratulations on another hilarious topic.

I knew that you weren't black at the start.

oh dryyyy

in all seriousness though, i accept who u r!!!

It wasn't meant to be hilarious... It's a legitimate question.

wow, these threads are getting annoying, honestly people stop lying its lame.

I think there might be some misunderstaning... The first two lines of my post was a parody... I really am who I say I am...

guys i have truth i not black either

I always knew you weren't black. Everyone knows black people don't have internet.

People create fake identities for respect. If you are a ten year old and people know it, good luck being taken seriously.

I myself have a fake identity, apparently I am three years old and created this account still in the womb, six days before I was born.

Anyways, I think this is what I was supposed to answer

Hey guys... I just want to let you know that I am the second coming of Jesus...

Sorry I lied to you... My dad kicked me out because we had a fight over who got to eat the turkey first on my birthday in the 90s...



People are idiots, and they get banned for it. Their choice, their problem.
~Vincent

Gah, i'm getting sick of these...

I'm not a Jew...

I'm not black...

I'm not a man...

Blah, blah blah. I'm an Aspie, but you don't see me making a huge deal or making a topic about confessing something.

Can we please let these confession threads die in peace? Also, if you've got a false identity and you've got everyone convinced, why lie in the first place?

r u serius

I lied. I'm not 5,9 I'm 9,10 living with my mother.

Pathetic.

Yeah, but on a serious point, people are getting pretty pathetic. Everything would be alot easier if everyoone would just be themselves (i sound like a girl) but seriously instead of trying to fit into some prototype, or pretending to be somebody else just to get attention. The sad thing is, is I think some people (not everybody) play runescape or other virtual games because they don't like themselves in the real world, and turn to these things so they can be who they won't (like that movie surrogates). But whatever

Oh yeah im new here btw. I signed up awhile back but never really posted so hello everybody.