Pick your victim patient. (ill repost in about a half hour)






TAKE YOUR PICK!

Obviously George.

Lets begin the operation:

We shall focus on the shot near the heart first


I have already opened him up. It's up to you to save him Doctor!

Operation Begin:



Hmm... it appears that the bullet was a new type, one that shatters upon contact. You should know what to do doctor

(yes i have spelled scalpel wrong)

Come on guys... do you really want george to die?

Ya George has to die....he is a gangbanging drug dealer...
Plus non of us here are good doctors...

The heart's on the other side you know doctor.

deal with it.

It's been a day. If this was in real life the Anastasia would have worn off and George would be screaming.


Just make a decision.

ANTIBIOTIC GEL

Good Work Doctor! The patient's vitals have increased and the wound is disinfected.


I advise you to now remove the shells, but since you have more experience I shall let you handle it doctor.

Nurse, pass the scalpel. I've played Amatuer Surgeon; I know what I'm doing

Very Well Doctor.


DOCTOR NOT THE PIZZA CUTTER!


Hurry the patients vitals are dangerously low, you must do something.


Those are the only materials i can suggest Doctor! If you can think of something else to help, think of it quickly!.

Duct tape over it, i bet it works.

I can't imagine how irritating it would be to keep up with this.

Add salt and pepper.

leeches and super glue

Leave the bullets in, stich it up. We've already disinfected the wound and he's not going to bleed to death, soo....

Nothing a little neosporin and band-aids won't fix.

Um... Stiches and Bandaids it is.



Now may i suggest doing something productive?

Get a toothpick and scrape out the bullets.

Put him out of his misery and take a needle through his heart.

Just a small reminder for every single doctor in the world.


We are trying to HELP the patient.

I will take the best option out of the next two replies (upon my judgement)

give him the vitalsDrink the Vitals Formula yourself. Mm... tasty!
Also, try to use the stitches on his face... his eyes, ears and all facial features seem to have fallen off...

VITALS FORMULA

LIVE GEORGE, LIVE!

Very well doctor Nacho...


It seems to be extremely effective!


Vitals formula will recharge after 2 more surgical moves.

Now. Shall we fix up the patient?

Stitch him up; the only option left

You can make something up. but oh well..

It worked Doctor! Time to proceed onto the lung wound


Oh wow...



No options, use your imagination.


2 surgical moves have been used, the vitals formula is back.

Use the formula then.

cut the rid cage open remove the bullets and glue the rib cage back

POKE HIM!
HE'S FAKING IT, I SAY!

Give him robotic lungs

computer?
computer?
what are my options now??

Break two of his ribs and remove his ribcage.

I have an illness right now. I won't post for another day a so.


Ironic isn't it?

Yeah, really ironic rofl.

pls upload your x-ray,C.T scan and MRI
we'll suggest ways to get you well