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Kingy


Oh look a debate topic not about religion.

So.. what do you do.. over.. or under.

Disguss the reasons for and against. I think under is the best as it stops shenanigans.
Egghebrecht
for moral and ethical reasons i think that option B is the only correct option
Dad
I think it is homosexual (and therefore immoral) to use A. To access that which you will use on your rear end, you must reach under and grab that which dangles. Terrible. closedeyes.gif
Fruityfed
It goes under because it's easier to tear with one hand.
Dad
QUOTE (Fruityfed @ Nov 5 2009, 10:52 PM) *
It goes under because it's easier to tear with one hand.

Oh, god. You're one of them.
Kingy
B is used more by rapists though one would say.

What would jesus do?
Dad
QUOTE (Kingy @ Nov 5 2009, 10:53 PM) *
B is used more by rapists though one would say.

In numbers alone. B is probably used more by people. So perhaps a certain number of rapists use B, that doesn't mean the rapist:non-rapist ratio is higher.
Egghebrecht
QUOTE (Kingy @ Nov 5 2009, 01:53 PM) *
What would jesus do?

use his left hand since he was a jew
Dreak
B: easier to use
A: Less chance that it'll roll over

Id go for C, right in between
Dad
QUOTE (Dreak @ Nov 5 2009, 11:01 PM) *
B: easier to use
A: Less chance that it'll roll over

Id go for C, right in between

What did you say??? There is no in-between in this debate unless you utilize unholy contraptions!
Fruityfed
QUOTE (Dreak @ Nov 5 2009, 06:01 AM) *
B: easier to use

I thoroughly disagree.
Kingy
QUOTE (Dreak @ Nov 5 2009, 01:01 PM) *
B: easier to use
A: Less chance that it'll roll over

Id go for C, right in between


Option C?
Noisia
Option B is the only morally unambiguous option. Every square of toilet paper is a refuse receptacle, from the moment the roll touches the roll-holder, not only when it's torn off and used as such. Option A denies squares this fundamental right to life as refuse receptacles, even before they've been torn off. How can anybody choose option A and have a clear conscience?
Kingy
QUOTE (Noisia @ Nov 5 2009, 01:06 PM) *
Option B is the only morally unambiguous option. Every square of toilet paper is a refuse receptacle, from the moment the roll touches the roll-holder, not only when it's torn off and used as such. Option A denies squares this fundamental right to life as refuse receptacles, even before they've been torn off. How can anybody choose option A and have a clear conscience?


Option A does allow the right as a refuse receptacle.
Kwinten
You guys can believe whatever you think is morally right in this debate, but do you have any evidence to backup your claims?

It seems that nobody here is asking himself the question if his decision can be scientifically proved.
Whiskas88
I use B, as I am used to it.
Sparhawke
I have tried option A on occasion but I do not like it, I like to be able to see where my bog roll end is before I go scrabbling after it when I have consumed healthy potions of vindaloo.

Option B is the only sane course, at least then you can simply grab at it without the very possible reality of knocking said bogroll clear across the floor on a cold dark night.
Demutig_wind
My roll sits on the counter and I have to pick it up before tearing it off. This is most reasonable as calories burned are always good.
Mohorak
Option B is the only choice! Whenever I see a roll in the service of the Devil (namely, Option A), I turn it around so that it may serve the forces of good! LET NO ONE STAND IN THE WAY OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!
Arianna
True men choose none of the above, because sandpaper doesn't roll that way.
Joe The Twin
I dont have a toilet roll holder
Kwinten
QUOTE (Arianna @ Nov 5 2009, 05:30 PM) *
True men choose none of the above, because sandpaper doesn't roll that way.

Real men use cacti.
Joe The Twin
QUOTE (Kwinten @ Nov 5 2009, 04:34 PM) *
QUOTE (Arianna @ Nov 5 2009, 05:30 PM) *
True men choose none of the above, because sandpaper doesn't roll that way.

Real men use cacti.

My Bathroom cactus started bleeding black stuff, currently a second cactus has started growing out the side of it
Kwinten
Real women use cacti.


But that's terribly gross and disturbing.
Demutig_wind
I use my cat.
Dad
Please guys, don't spam this up. If you don't use toilet paper, don't post! You're not contributing to this debate and are, quite possibly, condemning the first decent debate here in a while to become a forgotten hole of spam.

Arianna, you should be ashamed.
mr blaster
option a isnt good, i cant exactly see where the roll ends, and sometimes because of wind it ends up against the wall, therefore it contains more bacteria.

so i choose option b.

bacteria on toilet paper..hmm..riiiight....
Hardrune13
B is the right choice....A feels akward aware.gif
Kingy
I see most people use B.. but A has hidden health benefits.
Dwarrior
I mix it up. I change it with every new roll.
Kingy
Truth is.. in my house.. we have a double toilet roll holder, and I always load it up with one as B and one as A.
meghan98765
QUOTE (Kingy @ Nov 5 2009, 05:51 PM) *
Truth is.. in my house.. we have a double toilet roll holder, and I always load it up with one as B and one as A.


wow that is intense.
Mohorak
QUOTE (Kingy @ Nov 5 2009, 06:51 PM) *
Truth is.. in my house.. we have a double toilet roll holder, and I always load it up with one as B and one as A.

THAT'S AN ABOMINATION!
Kingy
QUOTE (Mohorak @ Nov 6 2009, 12:18 AM) *
QUOTE (Kingy @ Nov 5 2009, 06:51 PM) *
Truth is.. in my house.. we have a double toilet roll holder, and I always load it up with one as B and one as A.

THAT'S AN ABOMINATION!


It's equality, allowing anyone who likes what they want to practice what they want in an equal harmonious environment. Why do you disrespect such an ideal?
Ph201
If you don't do option B, you're just insane.
Twist of Fate
I chose A for political and moral reasons. It's much less clumsy to grope.
Ph201
QUOTE (Twist of Fate @ Nov 5 2009, 07:27 PM) *
I chose A for political and moral reasons. It's much less clumsy to grope.


And for that you shall be discriminated.
Twist of Fate
Am I not human? If I fold under do I not bleed? I am NOT an animal.
Click This
B; it's the easiest. A just feels awkward.
Ph201
QUOTE (Twist of Fate @ Nov 5 2009, 08:08 PM) *
Am I not human? If I fold under do I not bleed? I am NOT an animal.


This makes you an animal.
soxking
QUOTE (Kingy @ Nov 5 2009, 06:51 PM) *
Truth is.. in my house.. we have a double toilet roll holder, and I always load it up with one as B and one as A.

Jesus doesn't roll that way. closedeyes.gif


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B, I find A impossible to use and turn it around immedietly.

As
Tabt
I always use B, and as men never change the toilet roll* its always on B as im the only one who can be bothered.

*Generalisation much? laugh.gif
jdamon588
Only the Anti-Christ uses A so naturally I find that B is the only morally correct option.
Blyaunte
OMG! DO you people live in the freaking DARK AGES or what!>?!?!?!

Use a bidet!!!!!!

Demutig_wind
Better off not wiping then dealing with such a momentous choice.
Lidias
In my whole life i've only had one person set it up as A, and i don't speak to them anymore.
Dad
QUOTE (Blyaunte @ Nov 7 2009, 03:01 AM) *
OMG! DO you people live in the freaking DARK AGES or what!>?!?!?!

Use a bidet!!!!!!

UNHOLY CONTRAPTION!

It wets that which should not be wet in this situation!
Adam?
Finally, a good debate.

I go both ways. eyebrows.gif aware.gif xd.gif laugh.gif santa.gif drive.gif
Ph201
QUOTE (Adam? @ Nov 6 2009, 06:20 PM) *
Finally, a good debate.

I go both ways. eyebrows.gif aware.gif xd.gif laugh.gif santa.gif drive.gif


How dare you.
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