Hola! It's the noob! Haha, I don't know if this post is allowed, just introducing myself *Note: If this post isn't allowed, lock it please *

Anyways, I'm KO D YOU X_x, or, you can call me one of the following: Drag, Dragon, Pr0, Pro, Pro Pwn4ge, or simply Kod. I'm a pretty experienced rs player, just not in certain things, and I am on my road to 99 Strength, 99 attack, and 99 hitpoints. Thanks for reading

Check out Salcast (our podcast), and stuff like that. It's better than the Newspaper.

Dont feed the trolls

I've seen you before when i was waiting to get validated I read your blog, nice stats/drops! And what does "Feed the trolls" mean o.o?

Hi there pr0pwn4gedragon...

Uh, I'd perfer just one of the names, plawx thanks, though for the odd, but warm welcome

welcome to slams kod.
Remember;

Dani R bare

and

The game

Hi, enjoy your stay! As said above, the salcast is great, whereas the newspaper is released every blue moon

wow a lot of names
i dont think any of us would call you with any of those
we'll probably call u KOD........................................
so,hi KOD
i'm donwonton

Congratulations Tinkerbell, i thought of a better name.

enjoi.

Ohaider Have fun on sals you noob! lol

Remember this: Dani r Bare

Tinkerbell? Again, perferred one of thoes names. =P Thanks for the warm welcome everyone <3.

Bit late to say this but welcome 2 sals bro!help you last more than 2 months before haveing a mental breakdown.

Don't feed the trolls is simply quite that.



Also don't pay attention to the people saying Dani r bare, they're just people who caught on late by a few years to a forum fad.

Dani is one of our forums mods (I'm not telling you which, they have a different name now, have fun figuring out who. Hint: They're green) who flipped around the "Right to bear arms" into the "Right to arm bears".

He also had an avatar that was a bear for a long time, so people just called him a "bear". Thanks to a misspelling it became "bare" and that's just hilarious. so Dani r bare. (Just fake laugh and run)

I'm Morte, you can call me Tim, and welcome to sal's! Since no one else has gotten the other tradition for newbies out yet, have a Slam's Cold One on me!

Hey bro what's going on?

My names Tony, read and follow the rules always!

Nice post count already by the way. I see you're already fitting in due to your lack of warns.

Ya. Do NOT ever forget the words.

Don't cross me and I respekchu.

jk

Wercome to Sars.

2 things you need to know:

We're the Salmonellas, and
Don't call me Fred.

Enjoy your time here

Welcome and uh.... gl on ur road to 99 att, str, and hp!

-Wabbit

Why, you forgot to put it on Cam's tab.

Welcome to Sal's, even though i'm pretty new here as well lol