Dr Mitchell
Jul 30 2006, 12:47 PM
Θ Grαb Thε Phαt Θ
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[center]Explanation Well Must I explain it anymore Grab The Phat (Party Hat) In anyway or shape for form unless you want to be crushed like a worm. I started this game around the same time I joined sals and its been going on for a LOOOOONG time rarely setting off to the second page, I even went on vacation once and was glad to see that it was on page one. Thats pretty much it with history.
Most devoted poster: Elehpent King (Sorry if I spelled it wrong) wins an award for being the most devoted poster (1736 posts in this thread!)
July 30th 09 Post: Adell claims the ------ award.
8k post: Redicaluss ----- goes to for being the 8k poster
7k Day: Falcon won the ------ for being the 7k poster, and was awarded ------. (Will I ever make this? Stay tuned to find out

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New Years 2009:Fijoe won the Silver Phat for being the last poster of 2008! Awarded the Silver Phat

RecordsThis years
8,212 Posts 68,632 Views!
Last years
5,959 Posts 45,084 views!
Year before Year befores last Years record
2,990 posts 20,605 views
Theme SongMitchell: Phats here!
*Left 4 Dead safehouse theme plays*
Mitchell:Grabbin' Phats, Grabbin' Phats.
Mitchell: P-p-p-p-h-h-h-h-a-a-a-a-t-t-t-t-s-s-s-s h-h-h-e-e-e-r-r-r-e-e-e
Mitchell: Gotta Grab as Many as I can!
*Sal, Magic of woodcut, Dr. Haxx stare at me shocked*
Mitchell: G-G-G-Grabbin Phats!
*Bows*
*Pauses*
Mitchell: Thats all folks...
Dr. HAXX: *Cutting in* HAXX! *Throws computer at Mitchell*
*Mitchell gets up and pulls out a cellphone*
Mitchell: N-O-C-L-I-P
Dr. HAXX: THE HAXX!
Cell Phones Screen: Gravity Phat is not amused...
Are you happy that I cleaned up the code?
Anorectic
Jul 30 2006, 12:49 PM
*Anorectic snatches the phat and runs away
Cinariel
Jul 30 2006, 12:51 PM
*Uses ice barrage on Anorectic. Takes the phat and says:
Thanks, its mine.
Me-Bomb
Jul 30 2006, 12:52 PM
*Me-Bomb Casts Entangle and hits a 99 with full dharoks and runs away to his secret hideout with the phat
Amanda
Jul 30 2006, 12:53 PM
*Darkdoom567 Jumps up, does a triple flip, headlocks Me-bomb with her legs and snatches the phat, wears it and runs off into a mist.
Anorectic
Jul 30 2006, 12:53 PM
For some reason, DarkDoom left acept aid on.
*Anorectic casts Teleblock on the phat, then casts teleother Falador on Dark doom. The wears the phat,
Cinariel
Jul 30 2006, 12:56 PM
I see spells rule..
*After 5 minutes telegrabs the phat and teleports away.
Anorectic
Jul 30 2006, 12:57 PM
Shoots an arrow on the phat, then grabs the phat. (the arrow went on a wall, so i pulled the arrow out then took the phat)
Me-Bomb
Jul 30 2006, 12:57 PM
*Me-Bomb runs to Ano and hits a 85 with full daroks and then switches to dds and uses the 4 specials (oh dear Anoretic is dead) and grabs the phat and anyone that will come 3 steps of where i am will be teled to the demonic ruins in wilderness (he turned on the megical spell)
One Weird Forumer
Jul 30 2006, 12:59 PM
pushes Me bomb into the wilderness arena and push Me Bomb down into the spikepit and remove the ladder down. Me Bomb gets stabbed to death by the spikes and grabs the hat.
Anorectic
Jul 30 2006, 12:59 PM
An old wizard comes and heal me just as i respawn.
*Anorectic calls an army of angry f2pers (that are angry because of the members benefits) that chops the wearers head off then i take the phat.
Cinariel
Jul 30 2006, 01:00 PM
QUOTE(One Weird Forumer @ Jul 30 2006, 12:59 PM)

challenges Drikam to a duel and turn off helms options. Forfits the arena and accessed Drikam's hat and runs away.
Mayby I dont want to stake the phat or deul with u? Anyways, u were late.
Me-Bomb
Jul 30 2006, 01:01 PM
uh...you can't push me...i have the magical spell on
Cinariel
Jul 30 2006, 01:01 PM
Uses bind on Anorectic and grabs the phat
Amanda
Jul 30 2006, 01:01 PM
*Darkdoom567 writes an amazingly persuasive speech asking to take away every single bit of magic in the game and sends it to jagex, andrew accepts and turns dark into a mod, she then bans drikam logs onto his acconut and steals the phat.
Anorectic
Jul 30 2006, 01:02 PM
Andrws brother (paul) sees this as a bug, so he quickly corrects this.
*Anorectic cats entabgle on dark doom then takes the phat
One Weird Forumer
Jul 30 2006, 01:02 PM
I just found out you posted one respond to Drikam so I editted mine.
QUOTE(One Weird Forumer @ Jul 30 2006, 10:59 AM)

pushes Me bomb into the wilderness arena and push Me Bomb down into the spikepit and remove the ladder down. Me Bomb gets stabbed to death by the spikes and grabs the hat.
Cinariel
Jul 30 2006, 01:03 PM
*Telegrabs the phat again and casts high alchemy on it.. ^^
Me-Bomb
Jul 30 2006, 01:04 PM
one wierd forumer i think you are blind
QUOTE
anyone that will come 3 steps of where i am will be teled to the demonic ruins in wilderness (he turned on the megical spell)
Dr Mitchell
Jul 30 2006, 01:04 PM
grabs phat and feeds it to the smilely next to me
Anorectic
Jul 30 2006, 01:04 PM
*Anorectic buys a new phat then wears it
Cinariel
Jul 30 2006, 01:05 PM
QUOTE(wise old man @ Jul 30 2006, 01:04 PM)

grabs phat and feeds it to the smilely next to me

Which party hat?
Anorectic
Jul 30 2006, 01:05 PM
lets just say mine.
Amanda
Jul 30 2006, 01:05 PM
*Darkdoom567 is sick of magic so with her amazing persuasive speech powers she asks jagex to release the summoning skill early, she then makes her summoning level to 99 (with the help of jagex mod ablitits), casts an uber spell on the phat owner to which the phat comes to dark doom.
Me-Bomb
Jul 30 2006, 01:05 PM
Hacks darkdooms account and steals the phat
Cinariel
Jul 30 2006, 01:06 PM
Casts high alchemy on Darkdoom.. yay! 10gp! Grabs th phat then
Amanda
Jul 30 2006, 01:07 PM
Forget the whole destry the phat thing please, it ruins tha game
Me-Bomb
Jul 30 2006, 01:07 PM
hacks drikams account and grabs the phat
Anorectic
Jul 30 2006, 01:07 PM
Paul gets pissed off, so he corrects this and beats down andrew.
*Anorectic casts Cook Pies on whever wers it. The pies are so ht it burns the wearer then i take the phat
Amanda
Jul 30 2006, 01:07 PM
*Darkdoom567 Bans Me-bomb for hacking onto the account then hacks onto me-bombs account and steals the phat.
Anorectic
Jul 30 2006, 01:08 PM
Paul removes the modfunction on dark doom.
*Anorectic Telegrabs the phat.
Cinariel
Jul 30 2006, 01:08 PM
Dosent it burn the phat? cool..
Whacks Ano with his rubber chiken and grabs the phat
One Weird Forumer
Jul 30 2006, 01:08 PM
QUOTE(Me-Bomb @ Jul 30 2006, 11:04 AM)

one wierd forumer i think you are blind
QUOTE
anyone that will come 3 steps of where i am will be teled to the demonic ruins in wilderness (he turned on the megical spell)
I can keep a hand on you when I get teleported there. and then I will drag you to the agility course
mbridges7718
Jul 30 2006, 01:09 PM
*mbridges7718 steals the phat from One Wierd Forumer because they had no firewall. Then locks it up safe in an inpenetrable area guarded with millions of gaurds and tons of security.
Kittenblob
Jul 30 2006, 01:09 PM
*Kittenblob puts on an elaborate puppet show to destract Mbridges and gets her leading marionette to snatch the partyhat off his head.
Anorectic
Jul 30 2006, 01:10 PM
The pies are in the backpack and the phat is on the head.
*Anorectic calls the Skeletal mages to kell the wearer then takes the phat and give it to me
Me-Bomb
Jul 30 2006, 01:10 PM
QUOTE(One Weird Forumer @ Jul 30 2006, 09:08 PM)

QUOTE(Me-Bomb @ Jul 30 2006, 11:04 AM)

one wierd forumer i think you are blind
QUOTE
anyone that will come 3 steps of where i am will be teled to the demonic ruins in wilderness (he turned on the megical spell)
I can keep a hand on you when I get teleported there. and then I will drag you to the agility course

uh huh...3 steps... it's impossible
Anorectic
Jul 30 2006, 01:10 PM
An old magician removes the curse.
Amanda
Jul 30 2006, 01:10 PM
*Darkdoom567 runs up to ano and says, i have your bananamaphone! This distracts him, dark steals the phat and runs into the unkown mist.And stop with the magic! This doesnt have to be runescape related either
Anorectic
Jul 30 2006, 01:11 PM
*Anorectic pickpockets the wearer on his phat.
Me-Bomb
Jul 30 2006, 01:12 PM
*Me-Bomb says that you will keep any item you want if you die in the wilderness and then lures the 1 who has the phat and kills him and takes the phat
Dr Mitchell
Jul 30 2006, 01:12 PM
cast tele grab on phat and bans every 1
Kittenblob
Jul 30 2006, 01:12 PM
*Kittenblob takes advantage of Dark's exaustion and serves her a nice glass of lemonade and a cookie, taking the partyhat as a tip.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
*Kittenblob casts teleport a million times so the wise old man gets confused and his back gives out, allowing her to take the p hat
Anorectic
Jul 30 2006, 01:13 PM
Holy hell, theres so many users in here...What will bluefire do?!
*Anorectic sneaks behind the wearer then TAKES the phat!
Amanda
Jul 30 2006, 01:14 PM
*Darkdoom567 puts the cookies into a duplicating mchine, eats one, then tells kittenblob to send them to dana, while she is walking to the post office, dark takes th phat off her.AAHHH IGNORE THE ABOVE TECHNIQUE!
*Darkdoom567 has a wrestling match with ano wins, and takes the phat.The place has so many users its had to reply properly without editing the names out
Anorectic
Jul 30 2006, 01:14 PM
*Anorectic whisks darkdoom to a fine restarant then snatches the phat while shes eating.
Me-Bomb
Jul 30 2006, 01:15 PM
*Me-Bomb gives anoretic some cheese and while he eats it he steals the phat and takes it into a cloning machine and makes 25000 phats
Anorectic
Jul 30 2006, 01:16 PM
*Anorectic Telegrabs the 25k phats, alches 24999 phats then wears the phat.
Amanda
Jul 30 2006, 01:17 PM
Omg im so full!
*Darkdoom567 explodes after eating so much that people have fed her, the blast bllows the phats away, one is left in front of dark, the others exploded in the blast, dark picks it up and wears it.
Anorectic
Jul 30 2006, 01:18 PM
*Anorectic inappropriaytly touches darkdoom, then takes the phat while shes busy slapping me.
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