redmonke said:
I used my friend's Droid X yesterday for a good amount of time. Blew me AWAY. It is so much better than my iPhone.
I wanted to perform unknown sexual acts to it.
Arianna, on Aug 8 2010, 12:15 PM, said:
lilshu, on Aug 8 2010, 05:39 PM, said:
your rant makes no sense bro. you're attacking it for not being able to do stuff it's not designed to do.
Didn't you rant about oranges being unable to be driven beyond 55mph, bro?
Arianna, on Aug 8 2010, 03:34 PM, said:
Kwinten, on Aug 8 2010, 08:31 PM, said:
Mutu, on Aug 8 2010, 05:18 PM, said:
Kwinten, on Aug 7 2010, 03:20 PM, said:
eindelijk nog iemand die nederlands is :o
finally someone else who's also Dutch
Nederlandstalig, uit België.
There's a fair amount of Dutch-speaking people on this forum.
and/or drunk Germans.
Not that there's a huge difference or anything. I mean, a drunk German would pronounce "Sonntag" as "ZZZZZondagggggbLEEAARHRRHHHHRRH*barf*" or something.
Arianna, on Nov 11 2010, 02:43 AM, said:
theking1322, on Nov 11 2010, 02:20 AM, said:
In soviet America, ballot casts YOU!
Ubuntu Facebook Page said:
People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.
Linus Torvalds said:
When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows," people just stare at you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, for free."
Linus Torvalds said:
Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done anyway.
Arianna, on Feb 10 2011, 11:04 AM, said:
Hey, Mussolini made the trains run on time!
heb0, on Jun 16 2011, 12:38 AM, said:
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People chanted obscenities and some leaped over raging bonfires as riot police moved in to try to restore order in the downtown streets strewn with garbage and filled with acrid smoke. Flames shot about 10 yards into the air off the cars and some bystanders tossed firecrackers.
Was listening to Death Metal as I read this and it sounded so fudgeing epic. Halfway through I started growling the words in my head. :madsing:
Owner, on Jun 12 2011, 08:21 PM, said:
Black hawk down when the two little birds strafed the top of the building during the night. Brought me tears of joy.
Bob-sama, on Jul 28 2011, 02:15 AM, said:
"What our engineers can't do, our lawyers will." --Apple
Arianna, on Aug 13 2011, 11:56 AM, said:
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Hopefully Dani won't eat the forums while I'm gone.
Well, not the forums. Perhaps just Lilshu.
Fatalysm, on Aug 25 2011, 12:51 PM, said:
heb0, on Aug 25 2011, 04:44 PM, said:
My respect for PETA has reached an all time high.
Something reached an all time high anyway :eyebrows:.
Guitarguy, on 05 March 2012 - 11:40 PM, said:
I thought this said "Obama's transgender army". That would be more interesting.