prepare to be amazed
They both put on their full rune, and brought a few sara brews, as well as a anti-dragonbreath shield, just in case. They both brought Team-46 capes, and headed off north to the Black Knight's Fortress. When they got to the Wilderness, Bob said "This is new". He had seen the Wilderness ditch.
He tried many methods to get across, including a springboard made with a rock and a piece of wood, which snapped. "Are you done?" Jon asked. He was standing on the other side of the ditch. "Nearly there", Bob said. After about 5 minutes (lol) he got tired and walked across.
Jon was holding up a sign that read 'Applause'. "Har har" replied Bob.
They started walking until they came to a sign that said 'Level 40 Wilderness'. "I'm bored" commented Bob. "When aren't you bored?", replied Jon. And Bob replied "Well, I'm not bored when I'm mining, fishing, smithing, farming, hunting-". "Forget I asked" Jon said. Then they fell down a hole.
When they got up, they were in darkness. "Good thing I brought a flashlight" Jon said. "But they haven't been invented yet you n00b!" replied Bob. "Ummm...". He turned on the flashlight and they saw a dragon. It roared at them, and Bob sreamed as loud as he could and ran into a wall, then a light came on.
Jon equipped his dragonbreath shield, and took out a dragon 2h sword. He then pulled out a dark bow and shot the sword into the dragons skull. the dragon fell over dead. Jon saw a dragon scimmy on the ground and went to take it but Bob ran over and took it first. "Bye noob" Bob said, then he teleported out. Jon screamed "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"