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theres gonna be another miracle today.

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Macki...

is gone.Banned. I never would have guessed...He was a troll. He was the leader of troll patrol. He was the one warding us agains't the trolls, hating them so bitterly. And he was one. He was... Sal's Benedict Arnold. Hippocrate. Why did he do this? I thought he was someone to look up to. I guess I was wrong.     I feel sad.   Also, something seems to be wrong with dragons.

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Now I Remember.

A lot of stuff, all of a sudden. Finding a meat tenderizer and kitchen knife in the teachers drawers last year(O____o), And more importantly when....   I was going about merrily pwning the khazards in the fight arena quest, when guards came in and jailed me. Now I didn't care about the death penalty and all that, but more about the fact the guard said when I was being but in my cell, "take him away, boys.". That was the last straw. I am sick and tired of being mistaken for a guy. I need a more feminine name.

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Awaiting The Disaster/event.

whatever it may be, SOMETHING is gonna happen, and itsnot gonna be pretty. Or will it? I'm waiting. And my evil plan can go ahead now. Probably won't succeed, but hey, cheesy stories just aren't cheesy without the evil villain! What must I call all this? Hmm...the story that makes no sense. Yes.

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Why?

Desireful leaves.Macki leaves. Why is everything that happens here today depressing and painful? Why is everything breaking? It was just healing, I thought, and it all in crumbling away again. If this is anything like the last time this happened, another catastrophic and lifechanging event is on its way... Great, Just great. What this time? What does the world want from me? why is all this happening to me? I don't have anything to do with anything with any of it. So why did saradomin choose me for this? Its just destiny, I guess...And I will do what I was born to do. Whatever that may be. I will end this series of unfortunate events for one and for all, but only once everything is fixed.   If I know my little history of bad luck, next thing I know, merch gwyar quits runescape. It would be terrible, and terrible things always happen. But I have to keep watching. The path to happiness is filled with obstacles and despair. But whatevers at the end, I'm sure is worth all those times I spent worrying about none-of-my-business. But I still wonder how it all ended up like this.

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...?

I forgot what I was going to write about. So I instead will tell you the answer to the universe, life and everything. 42. But you knew that, eh?   Also, I think merch is turning into another anime zombie. If any more good people turn into them I will fight to the death to rid the world of this plague.

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Pencil Of Guthix.

Today some guy said "Bill Gates is worth 100 $ a second." Theres several things wrong with that: 1. Who is seriously going to pay that much? 2. guy =/= prostitute. 3. bill....gates...erm...what?   Just another average day, But its a monday, which makes it so much more miserable. Next monday we get off. I'm dreading it. I can't beleive I'm saying this, But I actually look forward to school. It distracts me from all thats happening inside my mind. I guess this is the price one pays for making a wish.   what you pay for being a meddling kid. Without the talking dog and the hippymobile.   Oh, the title remnds me to tell you about the pencil of guthix. Its gone missing, and sarapenmin and zamapen are bickering constantly. I know! I'll make a minigame where you have to find the pencil of guthix in my school, while killing the teachers. Awesome.

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I Know Now!

When I grow up, I wanna join canting awaaaay! :D But how? It may take...a while.... :lol:

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Horses.

Went to the first horse-riding lesson today. No riding today, just grooming though. My horse was called "Timmy". Was rather small, light brown and white. I guess it was weird I was talking to him. To ensure my popularity with the horses, I brought horse treats. :closedeyes: The grooming was fairly easy, but I was scared of hurting the horse. Next week, I learn to ride. If I learn archery ( I guess I'll have to fletch my own bow), Nothing will stand in my way of PWNAGENESS! there was a sign there that said "you can own!" in fact.   Nothing else to say. Except one thing:   what did I say? Why?

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A Completely Miserable Story.

I read the story Romeo and Juliet again. For some reason.   there never was such a tale of woe, than of Juliet and her Romeo.   Really one of the saddest stories ever, if not the saddest. Its so terrible when you feel pressured to change what you can't by other people, when all thy do is ruin. It seems to be a common scenario. If we could all ignore the opinions of other people ( their families in the story), all fairy tales would have happy endings. I was crying while I was reading. I know, I'm a wuss, But I saw this kind of thing actually happen. And it all ends in an extremely depressing way. They kill themselves. And thats what happens when they try to pull you away. Meh. Why does everything have to be like this? Where are Disney's happy endings? If life really is a cheesy Disney movie, the villain guys are winning.   :closedeyes:   Saradomin knows what I would do to get those happy endings.

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Err...umm...whats My Line Again? Oh Yeah- Blog Entry!

Sorry I couldn't write for a while. Too busy...doing something else. Anyways, where do I start? Oh, yes- Runescape. So there I was, a newbie all over again, surrounded by people with the names in red which would have been green had I still been teh sponge. I was collecting beef and cowhides, Returning to bank in Lumbridge, when I saw something I hadn't expected to see for a long, long time - a jagex mod, right in front of me! :o Mod DanielH to be exact.   I watched the crowd of noobs surrounding him with the regular "can u make me lvl 126", "give wildy back normel", "add me plz?", "free monies?", "no1 likes new wildy change back", and of course "I reported 10 ppl make me mod". Quite funny. What is even funnier is that he was wearing a pink skirt! Not exactly manly. So I asked him a few questions, using proper grammar and all that. ( I want to make a good impression on the mods, what? ) I learned a little on reporting and being a good player. While he was saying how working for jagex rocks and how uber ultra special cool we were, I could tell he was pissed off by all the beggars. But, who wouln't be? :closedeyes:   and now, pie. lots of pie. I made some pie, and got into the cooking guild, and continued making apple pie. Every type of pie imaginable for a free-play. About 50 pies later, woohoo, 35 cooking! I make 20 wines, 10 loaves of bread, 7 stews, and 2 pizzas. Yummy. Drooling yet? well, noob food is particularly greasy, therefore delicious, so go ahead, Drool! Who doesn't pie?   I did a bit of gold-working to get 10 crafting, gave some bones to a dog, and worked a couple shifts at the gnomecopter field. I also went a couple times to pest control, I just love that mini-game. ^_^   And to top my day off, music. 4 CDs - Spirit (Leona Lewis), Jordin Sparks (Jordin Sparks), The sweet escape (Gwen Stefani), and Good girl gone bad (Rihanna). Costed me 65 dollars. No wonder this is a millions of millions of dollars industry. But what can I say? I just <3 love songs. :D   wow, one of my longest blog entries yet! :o and I *almost* forgot to be sad.   oh yeah, EnglishNUB> ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pr0n

now that I have your attention, I can write this. Sisters birthday tomorrow. end of school June 25th. Hope of going to an actual middle school instead of a K-8 next year. Dragons got warned.     wait, DRAGONS GOT WARNED?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!   Be good dragons, You are close to being banned, and if you become a troll, I will be forced to kill you. :(   For some reason, I can't stop thinking, wishing, hoping. I learned that. You just can't kill hope. Bleh, whats the use? The thing is, theres always a little ledge to hold onto, its never too late. And I'm dreaming of a twilight where the feldip hills are filled with music.and not just any music.   Which reminds me, Ever since I made that new account, I haven't been playing runescape all that much. Not at all actually. Time to do a bit of levelling.   This summer, I redecorate my room. A shade of taupe sounds nice, I can use aboriginal art. And, horse riding lessons soon too. Still no hope of archery lessons though. I'll have to learn how to fletch IRL, and make my own bow. wooooot.   and remember kiddies, in the case of a fire: stop laughing, drop dead, and RICKROLL!   *in the other news* friends friend says she will kill herself when hes 25. Now I'm mad, the nubby attention-seeker. Good luck getting attention,narb. And I will start working on those voodoo dolls soon. :glasses:

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The Official Rickroll Entry!

http://runescape.salmoneus.net/forums/inde...?showuser=32006   O.O anyways, We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy   I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand   Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you   We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it   And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see   Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you   Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you   (Ooh give you up) (Ooh give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)   We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it   I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand  

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The Random Video Episode!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3med-8reH8...feature=related   :P funny for me anyways. MAY CONTAIN WIERDNESS.   and the epicest christmas carol ever. EVER.   runescape awesomeness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfFBi9FNW_U...feature=related and everything here!: http://www.youtube.com/user/englishNUB?ob=1 :)   and another good song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR5xv3pt7KI

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No More.

Its all over. Theres not going to be any miracle, and theres going to be no happy ending. I was stupid to believe that anything lasts. Nothing like this is forever. Wishing stars don't work, so theres no point wishing. It was a waste of time praying so that the impossible could happen. The odds were so low, so why did I believe? All of it was useless. It was going to happen sooner or later, so why bother? I don't want to remember any more. I wish I could just erase my memory, pretend this didn't happen, not care. It wasn't even my business to begin with, so why did I care? It didn't mean anything. I wasted too much time, thinking it would last, thinking and dreaming of happy endings. But they just don't happen. It wasn't important, yet I thought too much about it. It just wasn't in the first place.   I give up.   I wasted too long being sad over this. It was all lie. I want my life back, without all this to worry over. whats over, is over. But for some reason, I'm still hoping. I'm still hoping, it was all a mistake, and everything could be good again. Even if I know its not going to happen, I can still hope. I can always hope a little.   thank you for sitting through this spam.

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School "dance".

Today was the school dance. Mostly just standing around, eating popcorn and drinking coca-cola. They played some slow songs, and...a lot of people were dancing together. And then it hit me- though it seems weird now, someday I'll be doing stuff like that. scary. O.O I'm also officially afraid of MSN. Because...of something.

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Procrastionation.and Milk.and...stuff.

I had 2 months to complete this science project. its due tomorrow. I don't think I can procrastinate any further. But my glider-thing still fails. I would have made a gnome glider, but there are those dang copyrights...Tomorrow is also the school dance too. Nobody really dances...except the grade 7s and 8s. some already started "dating",which I find quite creepy when I think about how it will be like in high school...luckily it will be a nice long while before I end up there. And this saturday, theres the filming of the commercial project-a milk commercial. involving evil orange juice.

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Ants, Cream Stealers And...dani's Head.

So today was the Historica history fair. It was pretty fun, apart from the researching the random aboriginal nobody ever even heard of. In one of the workshops, we looked at some animal pelts, including Dani's severed head mounted on a plaque. Very ferocious. I wonder if he respawned yet... on the lunch break, I shared my lunch with some ants. Before I knew it, they were swarming EVERYWHERE.These little guys really have taken over the world. And at the public viewing, my friend stole some cream from the refreshment table. She said it tasted like milk, only with 10% fat. It did. soon all of my class was stealing cream. and to top it off, that perverted guy asked my friend how to say "suck a *BEEP*" in chinese, but she told him how to say "I'm stupid" instead. He went around telling everyone that. REVENGE! :o uh...so anyways, I got a certificate, pencil... and a LOLLIPOP! wooooooo! my other sort-of friend made to to the provincial,and another girl in my class made it to the nationals. My entire class was there, because of extra space, and we pwned the fair, winning all the awards. But our basketball team still fails. the fair was, over all, a great waste of time. As for my science project due this friday....I'll stop procrastinating tomorrow. :D again,I fear the arrival of the truth...Is the world half as scary as I see it? O_O

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Historica Fair

is tomorrow. I wonder if my project will EPIC FAIL.   oh *beep*. did I have to remember that? miracle pl0x? I think I really need one :D         its such a strange thing, its magic, the lessons of life...And just today, life has taught me a lot. :D

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Woah...

It really was the worst day of my life yesterday. But I was simply stupid to believe in it. the odds were so high against me... Well, Now heres proof wishing stars don't work. But I can keep hoping for a miracle. Theres always, always, always hope. no matter what happens. So strange... and I think to myself, what a wonderful forum.... *sings* You really don't know what you have until its gone. I had ignorance. I thought I wanted to know everything...now I regret that. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. *goes on rambling while nobody understands what I'm saying* anyways, still procrastinating on that science fair project. its due Friday, and the model STILL isn't done. But I can't think straight today.   yay. Love this song. Keep bleeding by Leona Lewis. <3   Closed off from love I didn’t need the pain Once or twice was enough And it was all in vain Time starts to pass Before you know it you’re frozen   But something happened For the very first time with you My heart melts into the ground Found something true And everyone’s looking round Thinking I’m going crazy   But I don’t care what they say I’m in love with you They try to pull me away But they don’t know the truth My heart’s crippled by the vein That I keep on closing You cut me open and I   Keep bleeding Keep, keep bleeding love I keep bleeding I keep, keep bleeding love Keep bleeding Keep, keep bleeding love You cut me open   Trying hard not to hear But they talk so loud Their piercing sounds fill my ears Try to fill me with doubt Yet I know that the goal Is to keep me from falling   But nothing’s greater Than the rush that comes with your embrace And in this world of loneliness I see your face Yet everyone around me Thinks that I’m going crazy, maybe, maybe   But I don’t care what they say   I’m in love with you They try to pull me away But they don’t know the truth My heart’s crippled by the vein That I keep on closing You cut me open and I....   Keep bleeding Keep, keep bleeding love I keep bleeding I keep, keep bleeding love Keep bleeding Keep, keep bleeding love You cut me open   And it’s draining all of me Oh they find it hard to believe I’ll be wearing these scars For everyone to see   I don’t care what they say I’m in love with you They try to pull me away But they don’t know the truth My heart’s crippled by the vein That I keep on closing You cut me open and I....   Keep bleeding Keep, keep bleeding love I keep bleeding I keep, keep bleeding love Keep bleeding Keep, keep bleeding love You cut me open and I....   Keep bleeding Keep, keep bleeding love I keep bleeding I keep, keep bleeding love Keep bleeding Keep, keep bleeding love You cut me open and I Keep bleeding Keep, keep bleeding love   random picture of the entry:   seriously. what wrong with me? I wish... I never knew. *sigh* :D :yay: :D :) ;) I'll ask you all a question now. Have you ever encountered a miracle? Do you believe in them? Do you make wishes, do you?

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Oh Crap.

I think the worst day of my life is really, really near. And I'm goddamn scared.:closedeyes:

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Omigod.

I think I know what happened... Raulita bit me and infected me with trollitis! That would explain all these spammy entries. and how trollish I was.However, now that the problem has been identified, I can cure it. All I need is... to blend some rules with troll spray and some complicated words, and some grammar. Now then, As of today I got a project to make a commercial. Its going to be one about milk.We also watched some commercials, like this strange chinese pepsi commercial which was very strange... some guy with robes and a huge beard summons a giant pepsi from the sun, and some kung-fu people use water spells on it. ... Thepwnageninja seems to have been banned >.< well that sucks. But I bet you 20$ he'll be back. Anyways, I have found a bunch of very cheesy and cute and :closedeyes: ish lolcats. I dare you to look at this and not sigh from the extreme cuteness.           and this one... I don't know about you, but I found it cheesy/weird/wtf/possiblyhappyendingish.     and...self explanitory picture of the entry... Eh?

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