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This is who we are. These are the roads we paved. The strength we found and the mistakes we made along the way.

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Top Facebook Stalkers

Right click on your Facebook news feed and hit "View page source"   Hit ctrl+f and type in "Orderedfriends"   A series of numbers such as "100000234792522" or whatever will come up. Add that at the end of "www.facebook.com" to go on the profiles of the people who view your page the most. This theory has been tested by the internet's top scientists.

Twist of Fate

Twist of Fate

 

I Just Had Sex

And I love telling Sal's every time I get laid.   This is number five.   Btw redmonke: STILL COUNTS!   Doens't matter had sexz

Twist of Fate

Twist of Fate

 

Bangin Ass Night

Got drunk Smoked 10+ boges Hooked up with 3 girls, two of whom who I just met. Got to second with one. Second base is boring as hell though...yeah they're boobs...what do you want me to do?   I love high school. I wanna do this for the rest of my life. I'm so immature.

Twist of Fate

Twist of Fate

 

Strange Bra Messages

Any of you musicians get these? I've only gotten 4 with messages personally addressed to me. "Bassists are usually ugly but you're a skinny exception"  

Twist of Fate

Twist of Fate

 

First time meeting a slammer

Can't say I've knowingly met anyone else from Sal's in person, but today I met up with Marie and we saw The Dark Knight Rises.     Anyway we've known each other for about 4 years so it didn't even feel like the first time chilling. Anyway, It'd be cool to see more of you. If you can give me the name of a venue near you I can set up an acoustic gig perhaps?

Twist of Fate

Twist of Fate

 

Bagged Milk

Like, I know how it works but why? Is it worth it just to freeze it and make it more portable?  

Twist of Fate

Twist of Fate

 

Uther And I: First Men Inside A Black Hole

So guys, I brought up the idea of black holes to Uther and we've decided we will go into one!   It's always been our dream to see our own bones, and we know that Black Holes have X-rays. That is why we will do it also we will go down in super history.   Now, we do know that not even light can escape. If you are in a black hole and shine flashlight, the light will not go out. So, we will need one person to hold the rope, and another to hold it from the spaceship.   Also, black holes can be the size of quarters and still be able to swallow galaxies. So we will have someone stretch out the portal.   Lastly, we need a man to sacrifice himself in case something goes wrong. Every sci-fi movie has one. The guy that draws the short straw.   We cannot bring straws in space, so that man is Captain Clay Gustafson.   CREW LIST Pilot-Twist of Fate Co pilot-Uther Rope holder 1st class-Finisterra Rope holder 2nd class-Doom (We know doom has 99 Str which in space is pretty much 400) The woman-Vera Guy-Mr G and W1 Portal Holder-Blake   Launch is on November 9th, right after lunch.

Twist of Fate

Twist of Fate

 

Life

is a little bit alrightttt. YOU'RE ALL UNBLOCKED! I've been thinking, there's nothing I can do to stop boys from being boys, so I'm dropping all hate towards Sal's. Giving it a full, free, and absolute pardon to any offenses made by me.   Check this out...   Did you know that the volcano in Iceland that's been erupting constantly for months is spewing out MORE carbon dioxide in ONE DAY, than man does in 25 years....   Every day, enough carbon dioxide produced by the entire world, for 25 years.

Twist of Fate

Twist of Fate

 

Where Will My Degrees Take Me?

I'm stuck between two potential life paths.   Degree in United States history. If I pick this path, I could of course become a teacher. But is there anything else that I can do with a degree in US History, career wise?   Also, I'm thinking about Geology and Earth Sciences. I find the topic fascinating and it'd be kinda cool to move to California and study the Earth and work for a geological society thing.   Help me

Twist of Fate

Twist of Fate

 

How To Ride A Horse?

HELP! I just told this girl I love horseback riding and I know how to ride. She just told me she has a horse, and we're supposed to chill tomorrow at the ranch by her house!!   Teach me how to ride a horse.

Twist of Fate

Twist of Fate

 

Heat

My friend's Facebook status: "Heat like this should be illegal"   LOLOLOLOLOL I know right?   Anyway, I'm sending the demos out today to record companies, if you guys could still promote this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onRD0ym5g6o In Facebook or Twitter I'd be so grateful.

Twist of Fate

Twist of Fate

 

BREAK CONTEST VOTING

Hey guys! Our voting thread is up! http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=3165451   What you do is click "BROKEN HINGE" and vote...you can clear browsing history and vote as much as you want! Share it on all social networks, tell everyone you know, help us play Skate and Surf 2013 with all our favorite bands, this is the last step and the top three bands pass! As you can see we are in third place as of now so let's keep it up!   Thanks so much guys, it means a lot. I don't know how I'll help you out yet but if you ever need something like this done I got you.

Twist of Fate

Twist of Fate

 

Zezima

Deja and I met up with him at the Max guild, but I'm outside since I'm 6 99s away from max. Anyway it was kinda cool, haven't met him since years back when he taught me how to say his name. It's kinda like meeting an old celebrity, like if you met one of the Backstreet Boys randomly on the street training slayer.  

Twist of Fate

Twist of Fate

 

Be My Angel?

I got 10 blackmarks and a permenant mute for breaking rule 13, asking for personal details for saying   "You can't ask for personal details like that" "Lets say I asked your age, that can be considered a personal detail"   Can anyone put taker25700? Here: http://forum.runescape.com/forums.ws?14,15...57597081,goto,1 When it's open?

Twist of Fate

Twist of Fate

 

Ok You Know What? I'm Sick Of This. Goodbye Sal's Chat

I got muted again for "Sharing accounts". Someone comes in and says "selling high level member account". I say "Account sharing is against the rules" and get reported.   Well guess what?   Here we are back in perm mute land!   The appeal through offense history is pending, I think I wrote a good enough appeal but that's not up to me to decide. I JUST got un perm muted today. Literally 2 hours after I found out, I'm back there again. Only this time, no account review. There's only 1 appeal left. After that, it's all over.   Anyway, whether it goes through or not, I'm sick of sals chat and the pathetic little moderator/clan chat rank wannabes in it. If you report people for the silliest things expecting to be modded, you won't. Jagex knows who people like you are and they know you're too immature to be in control of the discipline in game.   If the appeal goes through I may pop in and out of sals chat occasionally but don't expect me to say much. I say one thing, helpful or not, and get swarmed by report-happy mod hopefuls.   If the appeal doesn't go through, well I'm out of sals chat all together.   This is a very hard decision because literally every time I logged in ever since clan chat came out, I went into Sal's chat. It's always been my home and this hasn't happened til over the summer. I started getting muted every few weeks for something in sals chat. 80% of the time it was for either being helpful or for being misunderstood. I know my reputation in Sal's chat but if you all value my ability to play and hopefully chat freely, I'll have to do this. I don't know what it is, but nearly every offense I've gotten since clan chat came out has been in Sal's chat.

Twist of Fate

Twist of Fate

 

Sal's Chat Drinking Game

-When someone asks if Sal ever comes into chat- Take 2 shots -When Benn0 comes in on another account- Take 1 shot -When Smilefishy starts quoting Tourettes guy- Take 3 shots -When Blake is a pro- Take 2 shots -When Gocart expresses his love for Firemaking, or reveals his xp- Take 4 shots -When either Taker or Mohorak say that they're from Jersey, or talk about stuff only Jerseyans would know about- Take 3 shots -Anyone comes in drunk- Take 2 shots   Add your own

Twist of Fate

Twist of Fate

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