i dont mind that u think ur slightly underweight ur still cool 2 me
oh and I fell of my mates bike, first time in 9 years. I feel pathetic, and I only fell because my mates decided it would be a good idea to play "kick the ball at tubby while he's riding a bike" game. It was fun and I was dodging shizzle all day erry day but then my friend decided to grab me while i was riding to make me an easier target. He pushed me off.
i like pom
my parents told me these are my future wheels
(I would go out and buy my own car cos I probably could afford one when I'm 17 but the insurance will be at least £2,500 for a car worth like £600)
Driving around in my mum's car which is in worse condition than that one(as in there aren't any alloys, broken window winder, nothing electric(apart from the front two windows), broken radio, stinks, no form of gizmos, no storage place and worst of all
its a girl car
My parents found out that my GCSE progress has been umm inconsistant. (this is what i got in results so far)
French: A/B(so far)
Geography: god knows
PE: Merit maybe(i have to take btec pe, compulsory)
Business Studies: A
ya bcos of my peculiar progress I've been banned from using MY GODDAMN PS3 WHICH I BOUGHT WITH MY HARD EARNED fudgeING MONEY AS WELL AS ALL THE GAMES AND ACCESSORIES I'VE GOT WITH IT FFS.
I'm considering creating a podcast of some sorts where I interview members of Sals/create a 45 minute podcast with two other hosts where we talk about random shizzle. Would you guys be in favour of this idea?
as we can see, LEATHER LOOKS GREAT ON WOMEN BUT LOOKS LIKE BIN BAGS ON MEN. PLEASE DON'T WEAR LEATHER PANTS IF YOU'RE MALE. and yes if there are any females watching leather is good!!(maybe not in the summer but yh)
fudgeing shizzle coochies
1. idiot cameron decides to promise a referendum to swing votes away from UKIP
2. shizzle coochie politicians decide to chat shizzle for the 2 or 3 months of campaigning when the actual referendum should have been at least a year down the line
3. remain were too fudgeing negative and leave lied the entire campaign
4. why wasn't it a 2/3rds majority???? this is fudgeing important
5. over 60s looking to fudge up the lives of those under 30
6. 18-23 year olds not fudgeing voting
7. BLAIRITES. fudgeING HATE THEM. JUST fudge OFF. BLAIR SHOULD BE IN PRISON. YOU SELF SERVING RICHARDHEADS.
8. fudgeING TORIES. fudge OFF. JUST fudge OFF. STOP fudgeING UP THE LIVES OF THE DISABLED AND POOR AND SUCKING RUPERT MURDOCHS IN AN AREA THAT I HAVE TO CENSOR
9. Cameron jumping ship, then that lying sack of shizzle boris johnson who decided to lead the leave campaign to score political points(even though hes been mainly pro eu most of his political career) and then not run for prime minister after cameron resigned
10. michael fudgeing gove. slimy shizzle. fudgeed up education before moving to a different parliamentary position instead of fudgeing off
11. JUST PAY THE JUNIOR DOCTORS, FIREFIGHTERS AND TEACHERS THE APPROPRIATE WAGE AND STOP MAKING THEM DO ADMIN WORK. DONT COMPLAIN BECAUSE THEY'RE ON STRIKE WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO fudge THEM OVER.
12. SNOOPERS CHARTER. STOP TRYING TO SPY ON US.
13. SORT OUT THE fudgeING ECONOMY LOOK AT THE STATE OF THE POUND.
14. how shizzle the pound is gonna get when article 50 gets activated
15. the two people who are lined up to be prime minister are theresa may, who is a psychopath who wants to spy on people and doesn't even know our immigration laws even though shes home secretary and andrea leadsom who is against gay marriage, wants to remove minimum wage, wants to remove paid maternity leave and wants to blindly activate article 50 which'll start the removal process from the EU
16. actually removing ourselves from the EU even though we live the era of globalisation.
17. the numpties who voted leave to kick out the foreigners and other xenophobic shizzle
18. the richardheads in wales, cornwall and poor areas who voted leave even though the EU funds any infrastructural development in those areas and now are upset because the govt aren't gonna provide similar subsidies.
19. losing the ability to travel without a visa across europe
20. scotland potentially leaving the UK
21. NI re-uniting with ROI
but hey at least we got control and showed those people in brussels!
I will give you £2 BILLION or whatever the equivalent amount is in ur favourite currency
but you have to eat your pubes once a every 3 weeks
like all of ur pubes
shave em all off and eat
chomp chomp chomp
And you can't sly away from this by saying ur going to have some implant that doesn't allow pubes to grow or some other fiddlesticks k??
Would you do it?????
Well, I need a new weekly/every other day series to do, so yea, Community Creativity. This is me drawing members of the community using paint. I may base my images from a member's IRL image or what I believe for them to look like. I hope you enjoy the successor of "Tubby Finds his QOTW". At the bottom of each episode I shall have a library of every drawing I've created(in code). Also, if the chosen member would like to an image of what they actually look like in the comments, that would be fantastic however that is not required. Also, my models are chosen randomly, so asking to be chosen won't help. So, without further ado, let us begin!
Zooey by Tubby
I want to stay active so I thought an active blog can change things. So I'm going to be posting more fashion related posts, as I follow fashion quite a bit. Idk if you guys are into that type of thing but it seems like a not talked about topic. and no im not gay.
Every Tuesday I will find the best quote(humourous, satirical, sarcastic or serious) in the last 6 days, 23 hours and 59 mins(not rlly dat precise).
For last week
ok im srry but i have to post this, quote of the year worthy
im srry but this is like going to be in all of my QOTY(no offense to zar0s or anything, it's just the greatest thing ever)
if u view this u must post
cos its a survey(you'll see in the next blogpost)
I crashed yesterday
i crashed 2 sleep @ like 5pm and woke up at 8am
i think it's because mon-fri i was sleeping for like 5 hours
Ended up buying:
Half Life 1+2
Tomb Raider Underworld
Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
Max Payne 1+2
and I have £6 remaining!!!!
and yes u guys might be like wtf y u get tombraiders/max paynes??? cos i used to play them on like ps1 and ps2 and they were fun and my ps3 doesn't support ps2/ps1 games and my ps2 died. the end
So it's my brother's birthday in like a few days and I want to give him a rifle for his birthday cos he's a bit of a good kitty!. Obviously, in the UK we're only allowed imitation weaponry so airsoft rifle it is(we are allowed rifles I believe but only semi-autos/bolt actions and you need to be a member of a hunting club or something). I'm thinking this M4A1 however this g36c looks tasty. Anyone with anyone airsoft weaponry experience can help me? Also, US plugs in UK sockets. WAT DO WAT DO
First I would like to say aabid you're an idiot for this
and moving on to this week
there is no ranking system for the quotes as they're very good
LET US BEGIN
On this locked thread
yes' date=' poo poo
with a bit of whinging this has made its way in
why u so lurk on mi blog???
heb0 posts and lilshu does as well!!!
is it that im untrustworthy???
am i goin 2 post a penis and be like sup??
ok for the rest of my viewers I have a new question(and thanks to MFI(paulio) for finding loopholes
there's 1 chair and 1 stool
on the chair there's a pie and on the stool there's a penis
u have to sit on one and eat the other
(btw the penis takes up the entire surface area of the stool and the pie takes up the enitre surface area of the base of the chair)