my fat cousin came and stayed for 2 days
he was a coochie
hes 7 and he was like
i want 2 play temple run
me, my brother and my other cousin were like fudge off u spoilt brat u begged ur parents for an ipod touch and u got one and u broke it. he cried over it and he ran 2 his mum and she forced us 2 let him play
he was like yay and he bragged about his laptop which he brought bcos he wanted to show off. pissed me off so much
all of the 4 bedrooms were full of guests so me and my brother had 2 sleep in the study room on a rug and we got a blanket. i raged at night bcos my mum and aunts were talking until like 3am and then i raged at night cos i was like ITS 4 O'CLOCK AND I CANT SLEEP
my brother laughed in his sleep
he was like haha snore snore
why u so lurk on mi blog???
heb0 posts and lilshu does as well!!!
is it that im untrustworthy???
am i goin 2 post a penis and be like sup??
ok for the rest of my viewers I have a new question(and thanks to MFI(paulio) for finding loopholes
there's 1 chair and 1 stool
on the chair there's a pie and on the stool there's a penis
u have to sit on one and eat the other
(btw the penis takes up the entire surface area of the stool and the pie takes up the enitre surface area of the base of the chair)
cheat on your gf not ur workout
my parents told me these are my future wheels
(I would go out and buy my own car cos I probably could afford one when I'm 17 but the insurance will be at least £2,500 for a car worth like £600)
Driving around in my mum's car which is in worse condition than that one(as in there aren't any alloys, broken window winder, nothing electric(apart from the front two windows), broken radio, stinks, no form of gizmos, no storage place and worst of all
its a girl car
that women are so bloody special
a) women shouts at man for leaving toilet seat up
how about u stop complaining and put the seat down urself if u want to use it
b) man gets penis severed by women for no reason
women of the world laugh
c) men cant defend themselves when a women attacks them or its seen as omfg u girl basher wat has the human race come to etc etc
ya there are many more
i forgot to post this
I had to go to parents evening and my parents were v mad at the entire science department bcos they were giving gcse students newly qualified teachers and we werent given text books and they dont give any like homework and stuff.
So my physics teacher, who's head of science, is like telling my dad bs. hes like o ur son gets h/w everyday and if he doesnt he needs 2 answer questions in the science book
i was going 2 rage
this was the first time he told us. he was being a muppet and not admitting to his mistakes and he avoided questions where he was in the wrong
wat an ass
for the first time, it hurt when i was doing a shizzle
that is all.
1)I got my glasses fixed, but the optician decided that fixing my lens wasn't enough. Once side of my frame has reverted back to its original position. The other side is adjusted to my head shape, so it's lopsided.
2)Also, Slideshare(google it) has saved my ass again. Basically ,for us Geography students, it has a bunch of case studies in a slideshow format which makes it a fantastic source for information!!!
3)Furthermore, in school assembly, they decided to do one about what makes u happy. So they put a picture of students up and woe and behold there was a picture of me from last year and it showed how much of a fatass I was back then. On the plus side, many people were like shizzle bro u lost lots of weight and stuff so I guess its ok. But it was embarrassing.
4)And a few ppl in my science class(ye biology, chemistry and physics) decided to be racist towards me and bcos im muslim they're like ur going to get an arranged marriage to a curry muncher called fatima and stuff like that. ya but most of my friends dont pester me about it and girls dont either so it's alright i suppose.
guys i told my parents i believe in Steve from T-mobile and when i grow up i was gonna aspire to be like him but my dad told me Steve from T-Mobile doesn't exist and my mom said i was an idiot but Steve is really persuasive so can you guys help me find some poof
I have concluded that
a) Of the 11th of March 2012, 23:16 GMT, there are 260 Views on my blog post "Well hello there"
b)O hai im KAMIL, Lonely, reepicheep, Bros bros before hoes, Prinz, Admiral, Micael Fatia and Kyo have posted on the post.
c) Tiddyn, Breeze, Sofee, lilshu and B0b did it have not posted.
d) All the rest of my views are guests or bots.
In conclusion to my conclusion, my blog is mostly viewed by bots or guests and that my posters to lurkers ratio is 8:5. However, this was after I forced comments out of people. Also, I recall Admiral and Lonely viewing that blog post twice.
if u view this u must post
cos its a survey(you'll see in the next blogpost)
I crashed yesterday
i crashed 2 sleep @ like 5pm and woke up at 8am
i think it's because mon-fri i was sleeping for like 5 hours
I asked a girl do girls masturbate in the same frequency as guys do.(ye we're good friends so I asked her bcos she wouldn't be offended)
she said NO
she said she never had, even tho she's had sex(idk if that counts for anything). Although, idk if she was telling the truth
SO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET
FOR STRIAGHT GIRLS AND GAYS
would you rather
have sex with the ugliest and most unattractive guy(the guy is a coochie, he's fugly etc horrible personality and bad person)
or the hottest girl(both personality and physical appearance)
FOR STRAIGHT GUYS AND LESBIANS
would you rather
have sex with the ugliest and most unattractive girl(the girl is a coochie, she's fugly etc horrible personality and bad person)
or the hottest guy(both personality and physical appearance)
go go go
I revised for like 2 months
which is amazing for me
now i sit, skim back through the shizzle i've learned and i meditate
i actually like meditating, it's feels good
Today is the most depressing day of all time.
This girl, I think she's like 13 or 12 was blocking the corridor and she shouted at me saying MOVE OUT OF THE FAT BOY.
i was so close to spitting on her face, thats how mad i was. but i held my anger in and now im sad because meditating made me think of that.