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shizzle weekend is shizzle

my fat cousin came and stayed for 2 days he was a coochie hes 7 and he was like i want 2 play temple run   me, my brother and my other cousin were like fudge off u spoilt brat u begged ur parents for an ipod touch and u got one and u broke it. he cried over it and he ran 2 his mum and she forced us 2 let him play   he was like yay and he bragged about his laptop which he brought bcos he wanted to show off. pissed me off so much     EDIT:   all of the 4 bedrooms were full of guests so me and my brother had 2 sleep in the study room on a rug and we got a blanket. i raged at night bcos my mum and aunts were talking until like 3am and then i raged at night cos i was like ITS 4 O'CLOCK AND I CANT SLEEP my brother laughed in his sleep he was like haha snore snore

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why is it that

every american believes in Suedaism mcdonalds makes me fat sue mcdonalds   crash into wall sue car company for shizzlety brakes

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dear don florty and salmoneus

why u so lurk on mi blog???   heb0 posts and lilshu does as well!!!   is it that im untrustworthy???   am i goin 2 post a penis and be like sup??   ok for the rest of my viewers I have a new question(and thanks to MFI(paulio) for finding loopholes   there's 1 chair and 1 stool   on the chair there's a pie and on the stool there's a penis   u have to sit on one and eat the other   (btw the penis takes up the entire surface area of the stool and the pie takes up the enitre surface area of the base of the chair)   have fun!!

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haha i love you reebok

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2118314/Reebok-forced-pull-controversial-Cheat-On-Your-Girlfriend-Not-Your-Workout-ad-campaign-public-backlash.html   haha   cheat on your gf not ur workout   true legends

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help me

my parents told me these are my future wheels     FMLLLLLL (I would go out and buy my own car cos I probably could afford one when I'm 17 but the insurance will be at least £2,500 for a car worth like £600) Driving around in my mum's car which is in worse condition than that one(as in there aren't any alloys, broken window winder, nothing electric(apart from the front two windows), broken radio, stinks, no form of gizmos, no storage place and worst of all its a girl car   PITY ME

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why is it

that women are so bloody special a) women shouts at man for leaving toilet seat up how about u stop complaining and put the seat down urself if u want to use it   b) man gets penis severed by women for no reason women of the world laugh   c) men cant defend themselves when a women attacks them or its seen as omfg u girl basher wat has the human race come to etc etc   ya there are many more

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my physics teacher is a punt

well i forgot to post this but I had to go to parents evening and my parents were v mad at the entire science department bcos they were giving gcse students newly qualified teachers and we werent given text books and they dont give any like homework and stuff. So my physics teacher, who's head of science, is like telling my dad bs. hes like o ur son gets h/w everyday and if he doesnt he needs 2 answer questions in the science book i was going 2 rage this was the first time he told us. he was being a muppet and not admitting to his mistakes and he avoided questions where he was in the wrong wat an ass   OH YEAH   for the first time, it hurt when i was doing a shizzle that is all.

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Many things in the day of tubby

1)I got my glasses fixed, but the optician decided that fixing my lens wasn't enough. Once side of my frame has reverted back to its original position. The other side is adjusted to my head shape, so it's lopsided.   2)Also, Slideshare(google it) has saved my ass again. Basically ,for us Geography students, it has a bunch of case studies in a slideshow format which makes it a fantastic source for information!!!   ya   3)Furthermore, in school assembly, they decided to do one about what makes u happy. So they put a picture of students up and woe and behold there was a picture of me from last year and it showed how much of a fatass I was back then. On the plus side, many people were like shizzle bro u lost lots of weight and stuff so I guess its ok. But it was embarrassing.   4)And a few ppl in my science class(ye biology, chemistry and physics) decided to be racist towards me and bcos im muslim they're like ur going to get an arranged marriage to a curry muncher called fatima and stuff like that. ya but most of my friends dont pester me about it and girls dont either so it's alright i suppose.

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What's wrong with believing in Steve from T-Mobile?

guys i told my parents i believe in Steve from T-mobile and when i grow up i was gonna aspire to be like him but my dad told me Steve from T-Mobile doesn't exist and my mom said i was an idiot but Steve is really persuasive so can you guys help me find some poof

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After Extensive Research...

I have concluded that   a) Of the 11th of March 2012, 23:16 GMT, there are 260 Views on my blog post "Well hello there" b)O hai im KAMIL, Lonely, reepicheep, Bros bros before hoes, Prinz, Admiral, Micael Fatia and Kyo have posted on the post. c) Tiddyn, Breeze, Sofee, lilshu and B0b did it have not posted. d) All the rest of my views are guests or bots.   In conclusion to my conclusion, my blog is mostly viewed by bots or guests and that my posters to lurkers ratio is 8:5. However, this was after I forced comments out of people. Also, I recall Admiral and Lonely viewing that blog post twice.   The end.

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Well hello there

hi if u view this u must post cos its a survey(you'll see in the next blogpost) Moving on   I crashed yesterday physically crashed   i crashed 2 sleep @ like 5pm and woke up at 8am dawg   i think it's because mon-fri i was sleeping for like 5 hours wow

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ATTENTION ALL GIRLS

well I asked a girl do girls masturbate in the same frequency as guys do.(ye we're good friends so I asked her bcos she wouldn't be offended) she said NO she said she never had, even tho she's had sex(idk if that counts for anything). Although, idk if she was telling the truth   SO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET CLARIFYYYYYYYYY yo

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mfw

i learn an entire paragraph of french in an hour, ready for my exam   I GOT A QUESTION   is it safe to apply talcum powder to my scrotum if itchy?

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another cool question(for any bi's out there, sorry not applicable 4 u)

FOR STRIAGHT GIRLS AND GAYS   would you rather have sex with the ugliest and most unattractive guy(the guy is a coochie, he's fugly etc horrible personality and bad person) or the hottest girl(both personality and physical appearance)   FOR STRAIGHT GUYS AND LESBIANS   would you rather have sex with the ugliest and most unattractive girl(the girl is a coochie, she's fugly etc horrible personality and bad person) or the hottest guy(both personality and physical appearance)   go go go

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hello im bored but im interesting

so exams are easy as pie ye wat else did u hear NEW AIR CRASH INVESTIGATION ON NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC CHANNEL OMG OMG OMG JIZZ EVERYWHERE best tv show ever   btw my facial spots are starting to irritate me

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biology and maths exams and more

well I revised for like 2 months which is amazing for me now i sit, skim back through the shizzle i've learned and i meditate i actually like meditating, it's feels good Today is the most depressing day of all time. This girl, I think she's like 13 or 12 was blocking the corridor and she shouted at me saying MOVE OUT OF THE FAT BOY. i was so close to spitting on her face, thats how mad i was. but i held my anger in and now im sad because meditating made me think of that.

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Dear Sofee

http://runescape.salmoneus.net/forums/blog/1032/entry-67666-this-is-a-normal-entry/   You've cheated on me. You lead me on. It's over.

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hep me

hmm i dont know how 2 tackle dis situation does sofee rlly like me??? shes been avoiding me in rs help

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