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Block List.

Aabid is on the block list alongside Jake Dragonix.   gonna do things properly now

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Testicular Infections

a) mr fang doesnt help ppl i ask for help he brags about fb   b) bros before hoes pls do ur work bcos mr fang has gone to the darkside   c) what do u guys prefer, trimming or manscaping???   d) im going to beg for attention now my internet download speed is 0.2mb and upload is 0.3mb pls give me all ur sympathy tyvm

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mr fang

give me tips i asked sofee out and she hasn't replied help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sofee wanna date??

i dont mind that u think ur slightly underweight ur still cool 2 me       oh and I fell of my mates bike, first time in 9 years. I feel pathetic, and I only fell because my mates decided it would be a good idea to play "kick the ball at tubby while he's riding a bike" game. It was fun and I was dodging shizzle all day erry day but then my friend decided to grab me while i was riding to make me an easier target. He pushed me off. yep   EDIT:   i like pom          

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Block List

Aabid and jake dragonix ON THE LOSER LIST!!!!   yep anymore redneck opinions from zar0s and he will find his way to my block list

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hello hi listen 2 this story

Well My parents found out that my GCSE progress has been umm inconsistant. (this is what i got in results so far) Maths: A Physics: U Chemistry: C Biology: B French: A/B(so far) History: A/B Geography: god knows PSHCE/RE: ??? PE: Merit maybe(i have to take btec pe, compulsory) Business Studies: A   ya bcos of my peculiar progress I've been banned from using MY GODDAMN PS3 WHICH I BOUGHT WITH MY HARD EARNED fudgeING MONEY AS WELL AS ALL THE GAMES AND ACCESSORIES I'VE GOT WITH IT FFS. yeah.

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help me find this song

k i know it's by foster the people and all i know about that song its a happy song it's not loud or anything   help   (if u seen the itunes advert with kasabian, foster the people, the vaccines(i think) and some other band, it helps, since their song is on it)

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some more hard to answer questions!!!!!!!

ok hypothetical situation   I will give you £2 BILLION or whatever the equivalent amount is in ur favourite currency but you have to eat your pubes once a every 3 weeks like all of ur pubes shave em all off and eat chomp chomp chomp   And you can't sly away from this by saying ur going to have some implant that doesn't allow pubes to grow or some other fiddlesticks k??   Would you do it?????

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The Adventures of a free day - 4/2/12

This is a rough diagram of a part of my living room.   I was watching soccer am and decided to jump from sofa 2 to sofa 1 for no reason, maybe to test my assassins creed skills, maybe to pass the time idk.   I jumped, smashing my face onto the soft leather sofa. BUT. I had my glasses on so they created indents in my face and the kinda slid down, scratching me.   What a great minute of my day.

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I Had a Dream.

That   I was trying to wake up but a picture was stopping me from doing so. The picture had different voices and the voices were like trying to sell me stuff and i couldn't decline. I wasn't able to and the scene was my bedroom, untouched. Then, Hitler and Heinrich Himmler tried to tell me that Marxism deserves to die. Next thing you know I'm on the M25 in a car with Himmler and Hitler. It's like they were from 1942. They asked me if the jews were killed, I said you can't say that in this day and age and then they were like, how much is the reichmark worth?? i was like ???   then i woke up

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Life.

hello life.   it's an ass sometimes. Got some sort of v bad illness like4 days before my controlled assessment(like an exam in class, where you have to memorise what you've planned and write it down) and I couldn't memorise my work. if it was in english, i'd have no problem but god bless I had to memorise 500 words in french yay. Missed the first day of my controlled assessment, and now I have like 1 hour to write down something, considering I haven't learned a word of my draft. sadness. oh well gotta take my punishment like a man.

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Tubby's Tuneees #1

sop new weekly blog thing ya i'll still do qotws but it's good to mix it up   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an6A-Wu6-B4...feature=related ^Cesars - Jerk it Out   ^The Verve - Bitter Sweet Symphony   ya classics tbh real tunes

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Friday 13th Disease Exists

k new blog post yo Belated new year/christmas present probably coming after the sals awards, and the usual QOTW will commence after the christmas/new year surprise Now that I've got that out of the way   I went to do a shizzle as you do and I saw a fly. I tried to kill it but the dastardly thing was too agile! So after my shizzle, I decided to have a bath, cos I felt like it. While I was in my bath I was imagining things and submerging myself. After these fun aquatic adventures, the pest of a fly decided to suicide in my bath. Yes it dived straight into my bath and drowned itself. Then it floated around. Now, I have a cold(idk why) all thanks to Friday 13th disease

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Sup Im Back

sup, big things for 2k12   first of all, my 2k11 surprise was ruined(by myself) however, I shall belatedly create it. In a few days. Got a lot of catching up to do tho.

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Funniest Thing Ever

it's more funnier if you've watched the film four lions LOLOLOLOLO   USE HEADPHONES/EARBUDS!!!! o and my friend made that, both music and video

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Ffs Is This Normal?

ok so my dad is pissed off with me and i have no clue why when i should be pissed off with him.   right so we come back from a restaurant and I go and pack my bag for school. guess what. he decided it would be a good idea to "tidy" up my school bookshelf. Before it was arranged like this: Old exercise books at the back, this years exercise books at the front. He decided to put it into size order.   I asked him why did you bloody well do it? he gets mad. he says its my fault for "ruining an evening" and it's my fault for "not appreciating his help" when i specifically told him not to touch my bookshelf. and he does this like all the time and expects me to apologize.   can you guys like give me an outsiders opinion and help pls.

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An Actual Blog Post From Me, Odd I Know!

[email protected] My dad was looking around and found this old charger and gave it to me. I looked at it. Semen leaked through my boxers.   ya my phone hadn't been charged for the good part of 3 months, but now it's all [email protected][email protected]! My original charger for my HTC died, as in I pulled it out of my phone too "violently" and it split. So I bought a cheap piece of shizzle micro usb cable for amazon which lasted for about 2 weeks. So I was without a phone for like 3 months and my social life deteriorated to a point where my form of communication at home to my friends was on the PSN. depressing.   Oh and it's my birthday in like 6 days, so happy birthday Meen Probably going to get some nice earbuds, for like walking around with and my mate made a really really good "Four Lions Dubstep". I highly recommend watching the film Four Lions, legally or illegally idgaf. Probably one of the funniest films of all time.   and finally I have a product of the day which isssss   Sennheiser HD202s these are really really good, use them for listening to music at home or as gaming headsets. Properly good and they're like £20 at the momo so they're a bargin

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Apprentice Sutff

i know this is all old but quality.   best junior apprentice quote of all time     jim showing us a masterclass in weasling your way out     legend   and the apprentice autotune

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Tubby Finds His Quote Of The Week #6 - A Fantastic Bounty

Ok my boys(and girls) I got a decent week to make up the last couple of weeks And most contain my man Zar0s and his "opinions" Give him some applause though.   Here is a Riddle:     And here are some answers:       A two in [email protected]   This is on the Occupy Wall Street topic     and finally.     EDIT EDIT EDIT OMG NEW QUOTE TROLOLOL    

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