when runescape was £3/month
when i had no responsibilities
when i merked everyone at call of duty and fifa
when i never was introduced to reddit(the land of the sweaty neckbeard)
when every kids tv star wasn't a nonce
let us pray to the reptillians and the lizard people for guidance
it's been a good run. shoutout to sal for making this place. if you want to add me on sc (ariqrahman4), feel free or on steam (skengman) or on psn (lalas96). hope you guys find some happiness in life or w/e.
peace and love and all that
i dont mind that u think ur slightly underweight ur still cool 2 me
oh and I fell of my mates bike, first time in 9 years. I feel pathetic, and I only fell because my mates decided it would be a good idea to play "kick the ball at tubby while he's riding a bike" game. It was fun and I was dodging shizzle all day erry day but then my friend decided to grab me while i was riding to make me an easier target. He pushed me off.
i like pom
why u so lurk on mi blog???
heb0 posts and lilshu does as well!!!
is it that im untrustworthy???
am i goin 2 post a penis and be like sup??
ok for the rest of my viewers I have a new question(and thanks to MFI(paulio) for finding loopholes
there's 1 chair and 1 stool
on the chair there's a pie and on the stool there's a penis
u have to sit on one and eat the other
(btw the penis takes up the entire surface area of the stool and the pie takes up the enitre surface area of the base of the chair)
Ok I had to go to my fat cousins house cos his dad isnt feeling v well(thats actually an injustice to his real problem but w/e). So that fat git annoyed me enough until we had to go. It was like 11:30pm. I was sleepy. Idk why but that fatty likes to kiss people he knows. Boys/girls w/e. So he locked onto me.
I shizzleted myself and ran to the kitchen where I looked for solace. He was following me. So I thought boom. Drink water to stall for time. So I drank 6 glasses of water. He was still waiting. I dodged him and ran to get my trainers. I put them on at the bottom step of the stairs. He was waiting for me. He tried to hug and kiss me. I was like n0 and dodged him. I ran to the car. That was only the start.
After about 15 mins of driving my brother forgot his school work as he took it cos he needed to finish his h/w. So we had to drive back and get it. My dad was pretty pissed but w/e we trucked on. I realised after about 20 mins into the car journey that I needed to piss. Badly. I didnt tell my dad cos he was mad so i told my brother and he was like pssssssssssssssss and stuff. After driving past cattle grids, sharp bends and funny stuff we had 2 drop my uncle off so I pissed in his house. ya.
my fat cousin came and stayed for 2 days
he was a coochie
hes 7 and he was like
i want 2 play temple run
me, my brother and my other cousin were like fudge off u spoilt brat u begged ur parents for an ipod touch and u got one and u broke it. he cried over it and he ran 2 his mum and she forced us 2 let him play
he was like yay and he bragged about his laptop which he brought bcos he wanted to show off. pissed me off so much
all of the 4 bedrooms were full of guests so me and my brother had 2 sleep in the study room on a rug and we got a blanket. i raged at night bcos my mum and aunts were talking until like 3am and then i raged at night cos i was like ITS 4 O'CLOCK AND I CANT SLEEP
my brother laughed in his sleep
he was like haha snore snore
I asked a girl do girls masturbate in the same frequency as guys do.(ye we're good friends so I asked her bcos she wouldn't be offended)
she said NO
she said she never had, even tho she's had sex(idk if that counts for anything). Although, idk if she was telling the truth
SO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET
FOR STRIAGHT GIRLS AND GAYS
would you rather
have sex with the ugliest and most unattractive guy(the guy is a coochie, he's fugly etc horrible personality and bad person)
or the hottest girl(both personality and physical appearance)
FOR STRAIGHT GUYS AND LESBIANS
would you rather
have sex with the ugliest and most unattractive girl(the girl is a coochie, she's fugly etc horrible personality and bad person)
or the hottest guy(both personality and physical appearance)
go go go
My parents found out that my GCSE progress has been umm inconsistant. (this is what i got in results so far)
French: A/B(so far)
Geography: god knows
PE: Merit maybe(i have to take btec pe, compulsory)
Business Studies: A
ya bcos of my peculiar progress I've been banned from using MY GODDAMN PS3 WHICH I BOUGHT WITH MY HARD EARNED fudgeING MONEY AS WELL AS ALL THE GAMES AND ACCESSORIES I'VE GOT WITH IT FFS.
Hello, and welcome to Episode Two of Community Creativity. This weeks chosen member is one with eyes that search your soul for your inner beauty. It's Fatalysm!!!!(Background cheer)
So without further ado, I shall unveil the beauty that is Fatalysm
Fatalysm by Tubby
Ended up buying:
Half Life 1+2
Tomb Raider Underworld
Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
Max Payne 1+2
and I have £6 remaining!!!!
and yes u guys might be like wtf y u get tombraiders/max paynes??? cos i used to play them on like ps1 and ps2 and they were fun and my ps3 doesn't support ps2/ps1 games and my ps2 died. the end
that women are so bloody special
a) women shouts at man for leaving toilet seat up
how about u stop complaining and put the seat down urself if u want to use it
b) man gets penis severed by women for no reason
women of the world laugh
c) men cant defend themselves when a women attacks them or its seen as omfg u girl basher wat has the human race come to etc etc
ya there are many more
k i know it's by foster the people
and all i know about that song its a happy song
it's not loud or anything
(if u seen the itunes advert with kasabian, foster the people, the vaccines(i think) and some other band, it helps, since their song is on it)
cheat on your gf not ur workout