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i come back once a year to update my blog title

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Well hello there

hi if u view this u must post cos its a survey(you'll see in the next blogpost) Moving on   I crashed yesterday physically crashed   i crashed 2 sleep @ like 5pm and woke up at 8am dawg   i think it's because mon-fri i was sleeping for like 5 hours wow

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mr fang

give me tips i asked sofee out and she hasn't replied help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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new year not new me

yes. i am not changing 20 years of development in one day because it's a "new year".   so. how are things??   good.   going to watch fantastic beasts tomorrow/today(its like midnight, so i guess today). hopefully its good.   I HAVE INTERNAL RAGE.   what else, o yes, i don't really enjoy staying at home. i want to break free. i want to break freeeeeee.   i want to go back to university.   yes.

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my physics teacher is a punt

well i forgot to post this but I had to go to parents evening and my parents were v mad at the entire science department bcos they were giving gcse students newly qualified teachers and we werent given text books and they dont give any like homework and stuff. So my physics teacher, who's head of science, is like telling my dad bs. hes like o ur son gets h/w everyday and if he doesnt he needs 2 answer questions in the science book i was going 2 rage this was the first time he told us. he was being a muppet and not admitting to his mistakes and he avoided questions where he was in the wrong wat an ass   OH YEAH   for the first time, it hurt when i was doing a shizzle that is all.

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After Extensive Research...

I have concluded that   a) Of the 11th of March 2012, 23:16 GMT, there are 260 Views on my blog post "Well hello there" b)O hai im KAMIL, Lonely, reepicheep, Bros bros before hoes, Prinz, Admiral, Micael Fatia and Kyo have posted on the post. c) Tiddyn, Breeze, Sofee, lilshu and B0b did it have not posted. d) All the rest of my views are guests or bots.   In conclusion to my conclusion, my blog is mostly viewed by bots or guests and that my posters to lurkers ratio is 8:5. However, this was after I forced comments out of people. Also, I recall Admiral and Lonely viewing that blog post twice.   The end.

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Plans I Have Which May Involve YOU!

I'm considering creating a podcast of some sorts where I interview members of Sals/create a 45 minute podcast with two other hosts where we talk about random shizzle. Would you guys be in favour of this idea?

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Tubby Finds His Quote of the Week #12 - big week

Hello.   First I would like to say aabid you're an idiot for this     and moving on to this week   there is no ranking system for the quotes as they're very good   LET US BEGIN       v true     On this locked thread http://runescape.salmoneus.net/forums/topic/357375-get-rid-of-the-updown-voting/     yes' date=' poo poo         with a bit of whinging this has made its way in   AND FINALLY!    

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Many things in the day of tubby

1)I got my glasses fixed, but the optician decided that fixing my lens wasn't enough. Once side of my frame has reverted back to its original position. The other side is adjusted to my head shape, so it's lopsided.   2)Also, Slideshare(google it) has saved my ass again. Basically ,for us Geography students, it has a bunch of case studies in a slideshow format which makes it a fantastic source for information!!!   ya   3)Furthermore, in school assembly, they decided to do one about what makes u happy. So they put a picture of students up and woe and behold there was a picture of me from last year and it showed how much of a fatass I was back then. On the plus side, many people were like shizzle bro u lost lots of weight and stuff so I guess its ok. But it was embarrassing.   4)And a few ppl in my science class(ye biology, chemistry and physics) decided to be racist towards me and bcos im muslim they're like ur going to get an arranged marriage to a curry muncher called fatima and stuff like that. ya but most of my friends dont pester me about it and girls dont either so it's alright i suppose.

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Testicular Infections

a) mr fang doesnt help ppl i ask for help he brags about fb   b) bros before hoes pls do ur work bcos mr fang has gone to the darkside   c) what do u guys prefer, trimming or manscaping???   d) im going to beg for attention now my internet download speed is 0.2mb and upload is 0.3mb pls give me all ur sympathy tyvm

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What's wrong with believing in Steve from T-Mobile?

guys i told my parents i believe in Steve from T-mobile and when i grow up i was gonna aspire to be like him but my dad told me Steve from T-Mobile doesn't exist and my mom said i was an idiot but Steve is really persuasive so can you guys help me find some poof

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oh mickey you're so fine

now that i have your attention   Hello.   and welcome   to my blog.   many thing to say. i've restarted my mma training. i can't remember if i mentioned this in the last post but if i have good if not now you no. i trained bjj for 6 months, before switching to k1 kickboxing cos i enjoy kickboxing more and i don't really have the time to do both. hopefully in like 6-7 years you'll see me fighting at 145lb for some mma promotion.   life is good. 2nd year of uni. doing good. christmas good. GOOD.   got a pair of jordan 11 space jams. GOOD GOOD.   happy in my social life. still partying as usual. resting my liver over the christmas period   THEY'RE COMING FOR US. THEY'RE WATCHING US. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.   memes. ALL THE MEMES.   im ok. in fact. im GOOD.   the twisted parts of your mind can do many many things.   only a savage would use it   arent we all savages   food for thought   SPINNING WHEEL KICK

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biology and maths exams and more

well I revised for like 2 months which is amazing for me now i sit, skim back through the shizzle i've learned and i meditate i actually like meditating, it's feels good Today is the most depressing day of all time. This girl, I think she's like 13 or 12 was blocking the corridor and she shouted at me saying MOVE OUT OF THE FAT BOY. i was so close to spitting on her face, thats how mad i was. but i held my anger in and now im sad because meditating made me think of that.

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Tubby Finds His Quote of the Week #9 - HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS !!

OK HELLO!!!! and welcome to my quote of the [email protected][email protected][email protected]!     a great man once said       and hes right     and yes, we have a winner!!! Right here:   This is the opening post to a young, happy man's topic         and this is what this weeks winner says!!           and our runner up, a true champion of greatest says the words of awesomeness             and finally, to end this post I shall do my ritual  

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BLOGS SHOULD STAY IN THE EARLY 2000s

blogs need to stay away. away. but i blog. and its not the early 2000s.   maybe it is the early 2000s.   time is a social construct   maybe time doesnt actually pass   MAYBE   hello friends   how are you all??   i am good. VERY GOOD. you know how complicated life is. well ive come to the realisation that life is going to get very tough for me. since i've recently turned 20 i've decided to do some consolidation of my life. turns out that at one point i have to tell my very religious parents that i'm not actually religious. it's a bridge that really needs to be crossed at one point. i enjoy partying, having the freedom to eat what i want and also i don't really believe in islam itself, but i'd consider myself agnostic.   however i also love my family (some of you may be surprised that i am capable of such emotions) and if i do be like "guys im not religious at all" then i'll not only have to deal with my mum/dad but i'll have to deal with my extended family, who are all very religious and we're a tightly knit family. i know exactly how my parents will respond, i'll end up an outsider to the family. i'd say a 40% chance of being kicked out and 100% chance of becoming distant with my family. my brother and like most of my cousins aged between 13-30 will understand.   i guess i'm not really typing this all out for advice since i know what will happen but just to get it off my chest.   heart palpitations. lung disease. no breathing. death. death. death. revival.   BRING US YOUR MACADAMIA NUTS PLEASE.   SERVE IT AS AN OFFERING   DO IT.   yes.

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afk

Why does one say afk when we all are, technically speaking, "away from our keyboards" considering one cannot simply go inside of their keyboard.   discuss

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most amazing super kick ever

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/outrageous-streetfighter-ii-style-move-ends-karate-bout-112509382.html   bang and the dirt is gone

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Pippa Or Kate

Pippa or Kate? I prefer Kate, but thats just me :P Bill needs hair transplant!!!! srs!!! srry i mean duke and duchess of Cambridge Still, adorable couple -.- Pippa Middleton, for those who don't know:  

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