My dad was looking around and found this old charger and gave it to me.
I looked at it.
Semen leaked through my boxers.
ya my phone hadn't been charged for the good part of 3 months, but now it's all [email protected][email protected]! My original charger for my HTC died, as in I pulled it out of my phone too "violently" and it split. So I bought a cheap piece of shizzle micro usb cable for amazon which lasted for about 2 weeks. So I was without a phone for like 3 months and my social life deteriorated to a point where my form of communication at home to my friends was on the PSN. depressing.
Oh and it's my birthday in like 6 days, so happy birthday Meen
Probably going to get some nice earbuds, for like walking around with and my mate made a really really good "Four Lions Dubstep". I highly recommend watching the film Four Lions, legally or illegally idgaf. Probably one of the funniest films of all time.
and finally I have a product of the day which isssss
these are really really good, use them for listening to music at home or as gaming headsets. Properly good and they're like £20 at the momo so they're a bargin
Every Tuesday I will find the best quote(humourous, satirical, sarcastic or serious) in the last 6 days, 23 hours and 59 mins(not rlly dat precise).
For last week
ok im srry but i have to post this, quote of the year worthy
im srry but this is like going to be in all of my QOTY(no offense to zar0s or anything, it's just the greatest thing ever)
Ok my boys(and girls) I got a decent week to make up the last couple of weeks
And most contain my man Zar0s and his "opinions"
Give him some applause though.
Here is a Riddle:
And here are some answers:
A two in [email protected]
This is on the Occupy Wall Street topic
EDIT EDIT EDIT OMG NEW QUOTE TROLOLOL
Who would rather have sex with:
An 8 year old or an 80 year old?
Finger someone up the ass who's your opposite preference or have sex with a horse?
and finally I give you a situation
If you could have sex with anyone ever, but your penis loses 5 cm in size each time you have sex with that particular person who would it be and how many times?
k new blog post yo
Belated new year/christmas present probably coming after the sals awards, and the usual QOTW will commence after the christmas/new year surprise
Now that I've got that out of the way
I went to do a shizzle as you do and I saw a fly. I tried to kill it but the dastardly thing was too agile! So after my shizzle, I decided to have a bath, cos I felt like it. While I was in my bath I was imagining things and submerging myself. After these fun aquatic adventures, the pest of a fly decided to suicide in my bath. Yes it dived straight into my bath and drowned itself. Then it floated around. Now, I have a cold(idk why) all thanks to Friday 13th disease
*for some countries
how u guise doing, im hapy hapy and sad sad
I'm hapy cos PSN is back
I'm sad because I can't download system update 3.61
meh whatcha gunna do
Wat happens wen two babies collide???
dis is a delicate matter
that is the greatest advert
of all time
oky laddies and lasses how yer dewing???
im good summer sucks wat else
im growing armpit hair omfg!! wat about u guys
my mum's cousin(idk him so no i dont want 2 refer 2 him as an uncle) is leaving belgium(idk why belge is a nice country) to come live with us for a short while(prolly 5 years like my other uncle). srsly help me he speaks bengali(ya i multi linguist) but not v good felmish(lol flemish) or french(i could speak a bit of french with him but noooo) or german
wats the opposite of opposite????????
ik the answer wbu????
oki whats ur story lads, wheres the crack and hows ur willy
i dont sleep at all guise
shud i tell my parents that i dont sleep???
idk they might think i dont sleep in purpose
THAT BLOG POST IS THE GREATEST THING KNOWN TO MAN
read the comments as well
Oh and I'm adding a wall of fame for people who do the greatest things ever