Is it wrong to go to to my schools Christian Union as atheist (I am perfectly fine with Christians) to try and grab some gash.
For you white boys, going down to your local Christian Union to get girls
My moral compass is wavering, I'm not sure if I should, I love the guy who runs it to much
I have my first A2 exam, in philosophy, and seeing as I want to do joint honours in it I really shouldn't be writing this blog :)
There's so much to learn, and while I think I've got the content down, just going on the fudgeing student room makes me feel nervous
It's a 3 hour exam of 4 essays, very very worried now :/
Hi there, my names Ali, I'm 18 doing my A levels (and writing this while I should be revising), I live in London. I'm studying English Lit, Philosophy, Economics and General Studies (we're made to).
I play lot's of hockey, go to the gym a few times a week, rock climb, play league of legends and TF2. I'm in a Dr Who fan club which met every week for beer and pizza (last one yesterday :( ) I no longer have a girlfriend XD and my favourite drink is a pint of fosters, preferably costing less than a runescape membership.
Nice to meet you all, I've recorded a
and put it up on youtube as well!
Joined a server i normally play on. Saw a guy named Ootachi, asked him " do the words, Sals, Neo Avatars and Adam? mean anything to you"
I didn't even know Poke had tf2, so the odds are outrageous!
I've recently been hanging out with a few new people along with my older friends, and one is a very quiet, very attractive and very sweet girl who I really like. Sals dating forum, I need advice on how to ask this girl on a date!!!!11shiftone!!
Over to you Mr Fang
I have a plan, ask one of my better friends who is also one of her better friends if I have a chance
If yes or any chance at all I take her to dinner/lunch (any ideas)
Problem is she's gone on holiday for the week, and I'm only looking for some short term thing till uni, as much as that sounds I just want sex, which is partly a reason as reliability is always nice to have :P how can I phrase any dating to present me as not just a sex driven male but someone who wants a relationship for a bit :P
tl;dr - Easl has decided to not man up
I thought I'd write a quck blog and see if I can get into this. So today I found out my friend has done buissness on my other mates bed, and he still hasn't cleaned the sheets. Now I'm not sure about you, but your best mate leaves various (yes multiple) liquids on your sheets, are you gonig to sleep there again
Please leave your comments in the section... bellow
I'm e william johnson
So I posted this
On sals and zybez, tip it crashed.
Now sals got it quickly, mainly because about 20 people came to me and demanded I show it
But zybez half believed me and at elast 5 of them went off using fishing rods on imps
Throughout this my computer almost broke due to the amount of pms I was getting as I was stupid enough to leave private on, and the amount I got
Also Jagex were in on it, they added Roddicks pipe to QC
The first post, even after it being proved fake
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Easl and the Royal Wedding: The Quilf strikes back!
I thought I'd start the day off with a little bacon, before hitting up the local gym so I look like Mr Fang for the ladies
Then I'm off to a mates place for a barbecue, beer and banter (bbqbab)
Hopefully we'll get some firewater (vodka shots with chili powder - hurts like hell) and a few rounds of the royal wedding drinking game
Then I'm out to a friends 18th, which for some reason is Jungle themed on the day of the royal wedding, shizzle for brains ikr
Then I'll hopefully avoid striking out, return home victorious before snuggling up into bed <3
What's everyone else got planned?
Also I'll report back on how this all went
And a Quilf is "Queen I'd like to fudge" for those not in the know :(
Tl;dr - I got 99 mage, I have 1 exam left and apparently I'm going clubbing with 9 girls (yeh fudge you Mr Fang :) )
I got 99 mage today while doing my amazing afk livid farm but it doesn't really mean much, I'll do a screeeny when I get group veng as it's by far the bigger milestone, all invited
I have economics retake on thursday as my last exam, shouldn't be too hard
And next week I have 5 parties in a row, one of them is a club night out and the other guy can't make it, so it's me and 9 women, and as we all should know, women get free drinks, men can overpower women and take free drinks, or something like that :)
Also, getting a haircut
fudgeing coochieish raping twats
Seriously, why are they fudgeing making me and my 7 hour revision week feel bad? These people somehow are able to: acsess the student room without internet, never go out of their house, ever, have no friends and still find time to boast about their sad little lives on The Student Room...
*realises I'm posting on a Runescape forum*
First exam tomorrow
What am I doing?
EDIT: More scrolling and everyone is saying how shizzle they do in exams, so all they seem to be doing is working their arses off to get Us, retaking to the end of the earth to take uni places
I wish I was dedicated, and had no internet, or played an mmo, or maintained interest in an mmo I stopped playing, or have various alchol problems :D
So yesterday we had a lovely evening, what better way to celebrate than go to a lovely country pub and drink cider? So off we popped and I was tipsy by 9 (lightweights ftw?) and hayfever completely destroyed me. So I ended up chatting with 2 lovely girls called Gen and Ellie, doing the daily mail crossword >.>
Also I had a job interview, and this morning received confirmation in the post I got it! :(
So good and bad, this hayfever is going to piss me off, the tablets don't seem to work quick enough/last a man sized day :D
Looks like I know the next salcast host, let me assure you we've made some great improvements and the next episode will be out sometime in the near future :(
Oh and the new muse album is kickass, just if you don't know.