So I actually mainly came back to mention NationStates somewhere but wow this place has gotten really quiet :(
I dated that girl for a few months and she has super severe borderline and basically wanted to cut my eggplant off. Oh well, live and learn
Anyway what's up with you guys I work in insurance now at a State Farm agency
THE LAST TIME I UPDATED THIS BLOG WAS IN 2015. GOD DAMN.
I AM SO DIFFERENT NOW HOLY FUDGE.
Whooooooooooo where do I even start. Man. Yikes. Been a minute.
Let's see. I've lost a few pounds. I have pectoral muscles and biceps worth a damn and getting better by the day. I have an actual haircut now that I go to a barber and I wear cologne.
I'm still kind of a virgin but that ends tomorrow. Yes! I'm getting laid on Valentine's Day. Pretty exciting, not gonna lie. And in fact, the lu
Guess I'll turn and face the strings.
I have a new car, a new lease on life, a discovery about myself, and more! Billy Mays here so you better shut your whore mouth when I talk to you!
New car:
I bought a 2002 VW Passat wagon! It's amazing. It's not fully fixed up yet but it's getting there! (picture taken in downtown Greenville, for the curious)
New job: been working at a different Domino's store since May. Woo~ my boss is kind of a nice doggy! but oh well.
Back in scho
Yeah I guess I'll get the bad stuff out of the way first.
My car needs a new catalytic which is more of a nuisance than an actual struggle since I have the funding for it. I got an attendance failure in a class because of the professor refusing to credit multiple absences forced upon me by the school. Pretty lame but I should have a fix for the latter on Monday. Speaking of Monday.
IT'S TIME TO INTRODUCE A NEW CAST OF CHARACTERS.
A LOT has happened since my last blog so let's get a q
Wow so who wants to hear how I fudged up.
I had an 8am final. Super lame.
We have these things called exam passes (idk if these are normal at other schools tbh), normally you go to administration and get a sticker but this semester they changed it so you print them off or show them to professors on your phone. I chose the former route. Mainly because I didn't know about the latter until later.
So, I go to the library at 7:40 in the morning to print off my exam pass, which is way the
Oh god…
The shizzle I hear at this school, man.
Where do I even begin? Do I start with the girl who said we need a war in Crimea so Jesus will come back? Or the guy who think America will have no laws in 20 years?
Maybe it's best to summarize like so—I highly doubt I will get engaged to anyone at this school. I am even seriously doubting if I want to ask any of the girls here out or anything. It's fudging weeeeeird, yo. I know South Carolina is like, super conservative, and more cons
So, I'm in South Carolina now, right in the heart of fudgenut country.
But it could be worse. I'm in a degree field that I actually enjoy, my classes are pretty okay, life is p good.
I also started a blog about foreign policy, which if you're interested, you can find here, a twitter account for here, and a facebook like page for here.
Otherwise I'm trying to plan out my courses for next semester. I'm doing pretty well in my classes so far. I apologize to my millions of Salmonian fans
Ladies and gentlemen of Salmoneus shizzle is moving fast.
My acceptance to New School is inevitable now, bearing on when they get my transcripts. I'm moving up to South Carolina on the 14th. Still not 100% set on a major yet. I'll be visiting a couple of professors to get some reads.
I got my car back on Monday. The bill is paid.
I got my citation paid on Monday.
Sooo yeah things are kind of ridiculously awesome right now.
So, my car is stuck in the shop until…I'm not sure, exactly, I'm calling about the date tomorrow. But my car is in the shop because I had an oopsie.
For any of you Salmonians who live in Athens, GA, you'll know where this is. For those who don't, I'll try to spell out the locations as best I can. I was driving into Athens to see my counselor. It was a rainy day so I was being extra careful. On I-85 I hit some pretty serious buffeting so I was taking it easy on US-441 leading into Athens.
Wow, I hate to be that guy who states the obvious about small-town Georgia, but…
This town is fudged up.
Once upon a time there was a girl who went here. She was pretty and she had potential. Somewhere along the line she decided to quit school and started sleeping with the manager of a local gas station that's currently about a month away from going bankrupt. So there's that.
I've got friends here in relationships they know are going nowhere but they're trying to keep the spark there
So yeah I've got a job now and life is p okay. I got accepted back into my school so hopefully I can get my GPA up and get the hell out of here in January.
Still single.
My sig is still terribad.
And that song link should rotate every now and again. I'll change it from time to time.
So in case you somehow didn't figure it out I'm a brony.
Been in the herd for close to a year now. I dunno why I didn't say anything until now. But Phoenix knew cos he's a bro.
Comment on it and call me a flamer.
Of course, much at the behest of Phoenix Rider and otherwise every nerd ever, I have pics! 56k murder and genocide.
This collection is not conclusive. Ask me if you want any others. I've got some awful ones of me, and some other ones of things not worth including imo. When I hit the fighter pics, I'll warn you, I'll go into full Dos Gringos mode.
The Me-262 Schwalbe. Germany's first jet fighter!
The X-4 missile. Designed to be controlled by the pilot, it had sensors that would de
So, I've been a cool kid and haven't been around for like two weeks. I know, I'm such an goosedown. Well, I've not had much web access in that time.
In the meantime I went to Wright-Pat and decided I never want to set foot in the Midwest again.
Pics coming later.
Well let's see.
Chronological order, please. *touches fancy touch screen which proceeds to scroll back*
Uhhhhh…okay, there we go.
-Now playing: Fortunate Son - Creedence Clearwater Revival-
So first there was the intramural field. My roommate and I were there for a softball game, but it wasn't for another hour. Another game went before us. We saw some of one of the teams slowly trickling in, and then…Cadet.
*dramatic music!*
Yeah, she drove in and showed up at the softbal
So I gave up being high on life because what the fudge, right?
Meh. A month and a half, and a lot of not seeing TGIL later, and she's dangerously close to just disappearing from the TGIL position. Especially due to some unusual realizations over the past…24 hours. Okay, 36. But still. If she would just get her ass up here so I could hang out with her again she would be in really great shape. Personally I'm going with it's her own damn fault if she can't be arsed into doing anything besides g
For the record, I am never high on life. So don't expect this to be a routine entry title, or anything resembling it.
But dude I'm so high on life right now. I got the most exhilarating text ever tonight.
"Hey you :P"
I had given TGIL my number earlier in the day, so I was like "well, surely…" and then I looked at the number. "But not possible…this isn't a Georgia number." I looked it up. Wikipedia said northern Minnesota so I was like "double-you tee eff." So I texted back, and gues
Well, suffice it to say, this sucks.
TGIL was telling me last week that she was too busy to come up here at the time. So today, she came up and watched a movie with some girlfriends.
I know she wants to tell me something and yet she repeatedly avoids opportunities to bring it up, which, I know, I do it sometimes, but I know other people must be like "wtf is his problem?"
Oh, wait, what…why would…and…
…
Well, this is awkward. Now she just said she was here on facebook chat and
Yeah I'm bored so I'm going to write about djent-progressive metal and a band called Thanatopsis.
First of all, I am an unabashed fan of Animals As Leaders. Why? How on EARTH can you not love this? Beauty and brutality in one clean package. Never mind the fact that it's a rather complex tune. Periphery is another one of my favorites.
is All New Materials, the original instrumental.
I have to thank for discovering these bands a friend at school who knew Misha Mansoor from metal forums a
